Whats the most insulting thing anybody has every said to you in your life?

bb1234567

You know one of those insults that was just really hurt and that with you forever and youll probably never forget...
*oh ye and yore ma doesnt count;)

SafeSurfer

Are you in yet?

FatherLen

i was once told me eye brows are too pale. that one really hit home....

LCD

http://www.totalfilm.com/features/20-awesome-movie-insults/the-ref-1994

Kylo Ren

She said my penis looked a bit like Enda Kenny

phasers

I was once told my hat didn't suit me.

Mr. Rager

Hasn't been said to me, but I think the most insulting thing anyone can say to you is:

"You're a failure."

keano_afc

"Do you watch Geordie Shore"?

I was insulted beyond belief.

pebbles21

Asked me did i see that idiot who hides from ugly people in tescos...

I said no

Amy33

That I was dowdy and didn't have the wow factor. It was said by a grossly overweight man.

Faith+1

We've replaced you with an inadimite carbon rod. F*ck my parents.

kfallon

Amy33 wrote: »

That I was dowdy and didn't have the wow factor. It was said by a grossly overweight man.

X Factor hopeful?!?!?

jester77

You are nothing like your father.

Old principal I had in primary school who also taught my dad. She didn't like me and was always putting me down, that's the one I remember most.

Kiera

My Dad telling me he was disappointed in me when I was caught doing acid.

Call me any name under the sun and I’ll not bat an eyelid. But to disappoint someone you really love is a pretty shítty feeling.

frag420

Kiera wrote: »

My Dad telling me he was disappointed in me when I was caught doing acid.

Call me any name under the sun and I’ll not bat an eyelid. But to disappoint someone you really love is a pretty shítty feeling.

He was pissed your didnt share with him. Everyone knows a fathers proudest moment is sharing their childs first acid trip!!

CiaranMcDCFC

I remember many many moons ago when I moved from Donegal to Dublin and had taken a job in Burger King on O'Connell street to keep me going. A woman came in and told me I should go home to Donegal and stop taking jobs from the locals!! She was fairly well dressed and not a skanger. Was insulted and very surprised, would imagine she would have a fit if she went into a fast food outlet on O'Connell street now!

Yer_Wan

Had a terrible day about a month ago. Missed the closest bus home from college, lost a suitcase, had been having a good cry for myself on Abbey Street. Get to Busaras and there's a man outside on the phone to one of his friends: "You're not gonna believe this, I just saw a girl who looks like a bloke!"

Cue tears again.

Shane-KornSpace

My principal said to me
"I noticed your band is on the roster for the dance auditions after school today. Why even bother, McFly? You don't have a chance. You're too much like your old man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley!"

GreeBo

Faith+1 wrote: »

We've replaced you with an inadimite carbon rod. F*ck my parents.

inanimate?

Gummy Panda

Nobody likes you

madma

one that really got me is when someone phoned me and said that I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt

Bubbleope

Mr. Rager wrote: »

Hasn't been said to me, but I think the most insulting thing anyone can say to you is:

"You're a failure."

what really annoys me is when people say "fail" at something i made a small mistake in.
just "fail". i dunno it actually hurts my feelings. :eek: but someone i know always says it!! ): get's on my nerves.

Jason Todd

Was once told (after an aptitude test before my Leaving Cert) that: "I wouldn't be troubling Mensa anytime soon"... by the 'family friend' who gave me the test!! I'm far from stupid, just had application issues, as in I didn't apply myself as hard as I should have, lol, but I've never forgotten that, haven't been as insulted since.

Shane-KornSpace

During one our wrestling shows:
Random Heel walking around with a sour puss.

Kid walks up to him and says "You're a virgin!!! You're a prostitute!!! You're a rapist!!!"

Kids can be so funny some times

Teyla Emmagan

"It's not me, it's you".

toexpress

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Are you in yet?

The answer to that is yeah ... hard to tell with a box as wide as that though love innit?

xsiborg

posted a while back:

xsiborg wrote: »

oh, i just remembered one-

when i was only about ten years of age and i went to use the bathroom, whereupon i discovered a full bath of nice, clean, warm, water. "brilliant" i thought to myself as i quickly took off my clothes and jumped in.

just as i was leaning back in the bath...

my mother walked in-


"AHH JESUS YOU OULD FART OF A BASTARD!!!"



i nearly jumped out of my unwashed skin, suffering from near heart failure at the same time! :eek:



well, you try not to get excited at the sight of clean warm water after for so long having to be next in line in the same water after four of your brothers had just washed themselves in it and it came to your turn- fair mucky i tel ya!

also, "you fúcking knob jockey" from a customer who seemed to find my pricing unsatisfactory, that stunned me for a good 30 seconds... :pac:

SafeSurfer

The one I always remember is being called a greedy bastard when quoting a price for a customer. This woman was morbidly obese and was puffing and panting having walked about 10 steps from her car.

I was so shocked I burst out laughing.

megaten

Teacher that started shouting that I was 'special' in front of the class in secondry school. I might not have been the brightest spark in school but I was a long way from retarded.

Shane-KornSpace

megaten wrote: »

Teacher that started shouting that I was 'special' in front of the class in secondry school. I might not have been the brightest spark in school but I was a long way from retarded.

I had something similar. My teacher stood me in front of the whole class (In 1st year) and read out (to everyone in the class) all of the results of my maths homework and tests for the month prior .
I remember I actually cried when I sat back down. I had never been so embarrassed before. I was an honours student in the other classes. Maths just was not my good subject.

previous user

One of the worst insults when I was twenty something,
I was running to cross a road and some six year old girl shouted out
"Run Forest Run".
it cut me deep.

curlzy

My mother called me a "hoo-ers abortion" once. Yeah mam, real genius aren't ya? :rolleyes:

Pottler

"That's too feckin big and there's no way you're putting it in". More dissapointed than hurt. Never forgot it though:D

sea_captain

give me one reason why i should,nt treat you like sh1t

closely followed by , id piss myself laughing if you got your head kicked in

RhubarbCrumble

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

I had something similar. My teacher stood me in front of the whole class (In 1st year) and read out (to everyone in the class) all of the results of my maths homework and tests for the month prior .
I remember I actually cried when I sat back down. I had never been so embarrassed before. I was an honours student in the other classes. Maths just was not my good subject.

I had something similar as well. Once when I was about 16 in secondary school by a nun. Worse was in primary school when I was about 9. That teacher was a complete b***h. I hate her to this day. What actually goes through a grown adults mind when they mentally abuse a 9 year old child, and humiliate and embarass them in front of their peers? In that particular teachers case, I'd say she enjoyed it.

Jester252

had someone call me a bastard a few mouths after my dad died. What was worse is that they failed to see the problem.

Standard Toaster

I'll never forget what was said, still rips me apart

"You must wait 30 seconds to post another post"


Scum. Sub-human scum.

Smeggy

Someone told me I looked like my uncle who's the biggest b0ll0x on the planet :mad:

yomtea98

You are just like your dad.How can you be so cruel?

Daveysil15

Are you finished?

leggo

Dunno about the most insulting, I tend to laugh it off if someone says something negative to me, but I remember one last year that was pretty harsh. Doing security in a clothes shop, standing at the door. Two women walk up and look at something in my direction. One says:

"There's some nice stuff here..."

Then looked towards me and said:

"...clothes-wise, that is."

Well that was necessary...

maddragon

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

I had something similar. My teacher stood me in front of the whole class (In 1st year) and read out (to everyone in the class) all of the results of my maths homework and tests for the month prior .
I remember I actually cried when I sat back down. I had never been so embarrassed before. I was an honours student in the other classes. Maths just was not my good subject.

Is that you Michael Noonan?

csi vegas

Had a bit of a row with a girl in a nightclub once - I was there ages before her and she decided to dance like a maniac and kept bumping me, resulting in me being pushed further and further down the way til I nearly wound up at the escape door. I asked her had she a problem,
she says "yes! a very very small one!" (referring to my height 5'4" - and 5'8" in heels by the way) but in fairness she was a big girl. A very big girl.
Made my 5'10" fella look like a midget.
Moral of the story kids - pick on someone your own size...that goes for me too...

niamhx

My bil once said I looked like a "beached whale" this was just after I had my first baby. I've since lost all that weight and he's now married to what I'd call a beached whale ( I'd never be as cruel/ ignorant to say it though). Karma is a beautiful thing

HemlockOption

Smeggy wrote: »

Someone told me I looked like my uncle who's the biggest b0ll0x on the planet :mad:

Ah, but is he good-looking?

HOS 1997

I remember on a holiday abroad, while out drinking one of the lads called me a 'fat bastard'. I laughed it off but it hurt inside as I'd always been quite thin/athletic looking.

When I got home, I went straight on a diet and she about two stone in a couple of months.

The insult hurt at the time but glad it was said as it was the motivation I needed.

mauzo

My friends and family all tell me Im heartless....

Im the most generous person, Ill do anything for anyone...but I just dont do emotions, feelings or any of that other crap. I never cry at movies, I hate cuddling, I hate chick flicks, most of my friends are guys...

So they say Im a heartless cow who should have been born a guy!

But sure I dont care, I dont have a heart :rolleyes:

Smeggy

HemlockOption wrote: »

Ah, but is he good-looking?

No he looks like a b0ll0x.... and I'm female hahaha

flutterflye

"When you die, they'll be able to use the fat in your ass to stock the whole of Ireland with soap for centuries to come, and have some spare to grease their frying pans with"

Said to me by a guy I had recently dumped.
I was a size 6 to 8 - so not exactly fat!
But I was obviously upset by it as it has stuck with me the past 12 years!

caitmb

I was once told I was the spit of Mary Harney!! MARY effin HARNEY....Im not by the way or at least thats what i tell myself as I sneak past mirrors just in case they explode!!

mauzo

flutterflye wrote: »

"When you die, they'll be able to use the fat in your ass to stock the whole of Ireland with soap for centuries to come, and have some spare to grease their frying pans with"

Said to me by a guy I had recently dumped.
I was a size 6 to 8 - so not exactly fat!
But I was obviously upset by it as it has stuck with me the past 12 years!

Maybe he was saying you have a nice big arse? Men give compliments in the strangest ways!!