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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

Bard · 2012-02-14 23:27:06

Folks, Once again, at the request of the Admins, we have had to close the current Liveline thread due to its size. The discussion on Liveline can now continue on this thread as and from Feb 15th 2012 (but it will have to be transplanted to another thread again if/when a certain thread length is reached). So carry on as…

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#3602 12-03-2012 3:31pm
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Tartan holdall, won't be long before Detective Joe will announce that Helen is Scottish!

"The line is so bad at the moment because this is such a powerful story" WTF?

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#3603 12-03-2012 3:31pm
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Sorry? SORRY? What was the reason for the bad line there Joe???

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#3604 12-03-2012 3:31pm
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"The line is bad because its such a powerful story".

I think I've heard it all now.

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#3605 12-03-2012 3:32pm
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Aul Lad: I found a baby garda

Garda: Great now f*ck off

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#3606 12-03-2012 3:33pm
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OH!!! IT.WAS.FACING.....NORTH!!

Bingo!

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#3607 12-03-2012 3:33pm
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Why is Joe laughing? I find his giggling inappropriate.

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#3608 12-03-2012 3:34pm
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Drop the phonecall.

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#3609 12-03-2012 3:34pm
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Are you near a landline?

Oh the fcuking irony !

It was his presence on a landline that started all this shít.

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#3610 12-03-2012 3:34pm
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Was she crying?

what a retarded question

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#3611 12-03-2012 3:35pm
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if two nordies in a car dropped a 'package' in a phone box in dundalk and drove off, i don't think i'd have gone over to it and routed around.

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#3612 12-03-2012 3:35pm
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She didnt end up in Cork.

She should be eternally grateful

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#3613 12-03-2012 3:35pm
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"Joe I made a number of attempts to find out what happened to her"

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#3614 12-03-2012 3:35pm
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If he brought you home Helen, you could have been sold into the sex trade. ffs Joe you are an idiot! :rolleyes:

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#3615 12-03-2012 3:36pm
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JonathanAnon wrote: »

up next:
An interview with a dog that sat down beside the baby 40 years ago..

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#3616 12-03-2012 3:36pm
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If anyone has ever read Viz, this is like one of the "Jack Black and his dog Silver" detective stories, though without the humor, suspense and "sophisticated" dialogue.

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#3617 12-03-2012 3:36pm
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If he drives as slow as he talks he's probably still on the journey home from the phonebox.

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#3618 12-03-2012 3:37pm
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Boring, Joe, get back to the smuggler.

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#3619 12-03-2012 3:38pm
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Thank god for that

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#3620 12-03-2012 3:38pm
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Listening to Donal from Cork there makes me wonder why things like this don't happen more often.

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#3621 12-03-2012 3:38pm
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AngryBollix wrote: »

Thank god for that

Joe doesnt seem to know when a topic becomes boring..

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#3622 12-03-2012 3:38pm
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Goal needs accountants. Never mind about feeding people, we need bean counters.

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#3623 12-03-2012 3:39pm
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Paparazzo wrote: »

LMAO :pac: brilliant!

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#3624 12-03-2012 3:40pm
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artful_codger wrote: »

Goal needs accountants. Never mind about feeding people, we need bean counters.

Well judging by comments made by a few directors who resigned recently, they do actually (sorry, no links but it was in the news/papers).

She's a pal of mine, BTW - but I'd still be no big fan of GOAL - JO'S is the biggest ignoramus I've ever had the misfortune to meet, and won't be getting any of my money anytime soon.

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#3625 12-03-2012 3:40pm
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Getting back to the Garlic issue, I actually take back what I said - the money he defrauded isn't huge, but it can have ramifications throughout Europe as he'd be able to undercut other producers. I think someone else on the thread mentioned Chinese economic warfare - so what he was doing was akin to treason, so perhaps the punishment is appropriate.

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#3626 12-03-2012 3:40pm
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This man thinks one judge hears all the cases in Ireland.

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#3627 12-03-2012 3:41pm
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Classic Liveline ploy just there.

Joe asks a question and then inflicts his own answer on the caller.

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#3628 12-03-2012 3:41pm
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This garlic story is ridicilous.
Just like Joe, his salary & his employers.

Oh, and his callers.

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#3629 12-03-2012 3:41pm
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garlic lesson wtf

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#3630 12-03-2012 3:42pm
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Maybe we can get a cheap Chinese import to replace Joe.

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#3631 12-03-2012 3:43pm
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"There might be other places that support the iTunes cards, Joe, but none of them are in Cork"

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