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Things that make you feel manly

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    #32
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Eating at my sitting room table - I spread my legs apart like a man to reach my plate.


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    #33
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    gamgsam wrote: »
    And fishing.

    Fishing is totally gay.


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    #34
    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,105 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Peeling my sweaty ball-sack from my leg on a sticky summer's day.


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    #35
    dx22
    Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭dx22


    Refusing to ask for directions due to superior spatial awareness!


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    #36
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Glass of bailys in PJs watching sex and the city


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    #37
    bohsboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭bohsboy


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Lubing up my arse & ramming a black mamba ferociously up my anal passage.

    :eek:
    The goggles....they do nothing.......!


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    #38
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    billybudd wrote: »
    Holding my new born son for the first time, know i have it in me to love, protect and nourish him.

    Ladies lounge ====>

















    only joking, congrats.


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    #39
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    What makes me feel most like a man I would have to say is feeling the wind on my testicles.

    It tickles slightly and reminds me that no matter what I shall always have something to grab if I fear I will never need to perform a hip hop dance.


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    #40
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Watching Sean Connery, playing a space marshal with a shotgun, stick his hand in a pot of hot oil in order to get some drugs a baddie hid in there.

    Pretending to my girlfriend that I can tell if it's going to rain or not by the feel of the air.

    Fixing D.I.Y/electrical problems, even if I secretly googled the solution instead of figuring it out myself.


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    #41
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,339 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Pushing 130 kilos over my head.


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    #42
    The_Thing
    Registered Users Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    Beating up old women who are confined to wheelchairs.


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    #43
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Balls deep in some buff fireman pumping hard


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    #44
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    bohsboy wrote: »
    :eek:
    The goggles....they do nothing.......!

    They're great for collecting tears.

    And as everyone knows, tears make the best lube.


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    #45
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    SteoL wrote: »
    Having a ****

    Having a danger ****! Nothing more manly than **** on the Luas first thing in the morning.


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    #46
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Bleeding radiators.


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    #47
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Hitting a woman


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    #48
    TheZohanS
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    Telling the dog to get back into the kitchen.


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    #49
    funk-you
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    Overtaking several cars and a tractor at once.

    -Funk


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    #50
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Having a danger ****! Nothing more manly than **** on the Luas first thing in the morning.

    pics or it doesn't happen


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    #51
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    leaving ****e stains on the toilet bowl,and reading last weeks newspaper while depositing said stain


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    #52
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Having the Manflu and not just any sniffle weaklings have!


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    #53
    Tazio
    Registered Users Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Tazio


    A 7 second belch.


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    #54
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    A big smelly fart


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    #55
    Satts
    Registered Users Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Satts


    funk-you wrote: »
    Overtaking several cars and a tractor at once.

    -Funk

    I hope your not serious, I thought most people stopped doing that **** years ago.


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    #56
    TheZohanS
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    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    leaving ****e stains on the toilet bowl,and reading last weeks newspaper while depositing said stain

    That's not manly, that's living in squalor.


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    #57
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    stupidusername wrote: »
    pics or it doesn't happen

    I took this this morning: I'm pretty sure it's him.

    Apparently the older ladies give him inspiration.

    :pac:


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    #58
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,065 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I took this this morning: I'm pretty sure it's him.

    Apparently the older ladies give him inspiration.

    :pac:

    That old woman is Pope Ratzinger in a wig.. they're in cahoots :eek:


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    #59
    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    Taking a **** while reading the newspaper and then not being able to stand up cos I've pins and needles in your legs from sitting there for so long.

    Then passing out from the smell of said ****


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    #60
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Icaras wrote: »
    anything to do with holding a sledgehammer, nail gun or hatchet or as we men call them an axe
    Pffffff 'hatchet' :pac::pac:
    A pick-axe is good too.


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    #61
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Satts wrote: »
    I hope your not serious, I thought most people stopped doing that **** years ago.

    Most people did. That's why they get stuck behind tractors & you have to overtake several of them at the same time.


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