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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #2102
    Eramen
    Registered Users Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Eramen


    Jax.

    I do not lie.


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    #2103
    as_mo_bhosca
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭as_mo_bhosca


    Eramen wrote: »
    Jax.

    I do not lie.

    Finish him!


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    #2104
    recipio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭recipio


    Merlin - for a girl. Asked why, the mother told me she was named after 'Merlin Monroe' :D


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    #2105
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,262 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Unfortunately not

    They spell "Hunter" as "Huntyr"? Christ almighty


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    #2106
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Eramen wrote: »
    Jax.

    I do not lie.
    as_mo_bhosca wrote: »
    Finish him!

    Flush him?


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    #2107
    RDM_83 again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    Cienciano wrote: »
    They spell "Hunter" as "Huntyr"? Christ almighty

    I like it :) it makes it sound like they should be in one of those books with the authors surname in big gold slightly embossed lettering on the front cover and feature such lines as.

    "Huntyr's ice cold blue eyes scanned the bar, falling upon a young woman clad in a sleek cocktail dress, walking up to her he said
    'The names Huntyr, your here to find out more about Hitler, the Pope and the 1980's Japanese secret project to steal the English Crown Jewels, walk away and go its too big for you to handle, me I am already in too deep'. She fondled her lush blonde hair and for a second his heart stabbed as he thought of how Mrs Huntyr used to also twirl her lush blonde hair before her suspicious tragic snowboarding accident which claimed both her and his slightly less handsome brothers life "


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    #2108
    as_mo_bhosca
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭as_mo_bhosca


    Filmer Paradise wrote: »
    Flush him?

    Mortal Kombat


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    #2109
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    as_mo_bhosca wrote: »
    Mortal Kombat

    Knew that. Big lad with steel arms IIRC.

    I was looking at the 'Jax' name from a different angle.


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    #2110
    as_mo_bhosca
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭as_mo_bhosca


    Filmer Paradise wrote: »
    Knew that. Big lad with steel arms IIRC.

    I was looking at the 'Jax' name from a different angle.

    Involving a toilet into a finishing move would have been great. Hmmmm....

    Dear Netherrealm/Warner Bros .....


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    #2111
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Settled traveller family in my estate, heard one of them calling his sister the other day...

    "Shakira, Mammy wants ya"


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    #2112
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Encountered a lady called 'Olive Fields' at work recently.


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    #2113
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    cantdecide wrote: »
    Encountered a lady called 'Olive Fields' at work recently.

    She's no relation of mine! :)


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    #2114
    RossyG
    Registered Users Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    When my nephew was about six (he's now 18) he referred to a classmate called Buffy.

    I asked if she was a friend of his and my nephew said that Buffy was actually a boy.

    His real name was Buffalo.

    His parents were new age hippie types, needless to say.


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    #2115
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Eramen wrote: »
    Jax.

    I do not lie.

    Was it not just how they shortened Jackson ?


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    #2116
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    RossyG wrote: »
    When my nephew was about six (he's now 18) he referred to a classmate called Buffy.

    I asked if she was a friend of his and my nephew said that Buffy was actually a boy.

    His real name was Buffalo.

    His parents were new age hippie types, needless to say.
    An old friend of mine who I havent seen in years called his child Juniper. He lives in a forest in Nova Scotia....


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    #2117
    Frigating
    Registered Users Posts: 249 ✭✭Frigating


    Met someone recently called Princess. Shes an adult now, and yeah, she hates it.


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    #2118
    Niemoj
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    Talking to a girl I used to work with in SuperMac's one day called Jacinta-Cynthia (two grandmother's last name, just happened to rhyme, unique enough imo) doing the usual catchup anyway and I went to collect my food and behind me I could hear her partner, whether only messing with her or it's how he actually sounds but in a strong Dub accent he goes....

    "HOMMER DAT INTA YE SINTIA!"

    My ear's still aren't right after it. :pac:


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    #2119
    Aoibhinn_C
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭Aoibhinn_C


    An old school friend of mine called her son Klint. Daddy is a big Clint Eastwood fan and she thought the name looked better being spelled with a 'K'.


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    #2120
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Aoibhinn_C wrote: »
    An old school friend of mine called her son Klint. Daddy is a big Clint Eastwood fan and she thought the name looked better being spelled with a 'K'.

    I knew a Father Klint Power


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    #2121
    mackeire
    Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Frigating wrote:
    Met someone recently called Princess. Shes an adult now, and yeah, she hates it.
    Is she queen yet?


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    #2122
    Brian from Bray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Brian from Bray


    Willie Dick


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    #2123
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Kenziebelle.
    Heard it being screamed around Tesco the other day.


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    #2124
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users Posts: 28,395 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    My OH saw a Rhiannon being beaten home from school by his mother last week.

    Guess she wanted a Rhianna.


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    #2125
    mr.anonymous
    Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    My OH saw a Rhiannon being beaten home from school by his mother last week.

    Guess she wanted a Rhianna.

    :confused:
    The poor goson :(


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    #2126
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,189 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    My OH saw a Rhiannon being beaten home from school by his mother last week.

    Guess she wanted a Rhianna.

    He better not move to Wales,that's a Welsh girls name


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    #2127
    Sudance
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭Sudance


    Anus.


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    #2128
    Shergar6
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Shergar6


    Chardonay


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    #2129
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    Summer Sheehan...


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    #2130
    KatW4
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    I met a Sheriff today...


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    #2131
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I met a Sheriff today...
    Was he named after the street he lives in?


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