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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Eramen


    Jax.

    I do not lie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭as_mo_bhosca


    Eramen wrote: »
    Jax.

    I do not lie.

    Finish him!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,806 ✭✭✭recipio


    Merlin - for a girl. Asked why, the mother told me she was named after 'Merlin Monroe' :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,194 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano



    They spell "Hunter" as "Huntyr"? Christ almighty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Eramen wrote: »
    Jax.

    I do not lie.
    Finish him!

    Flush him?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    Cienciano wrote: »
    They spell "Hunter" as "Huntyr"? Christ almighty

    I like it :) it makes it sound like they should be in one of those books with the authors surname in big gold slightly embossed lettering on the front cover and feature such lines as.

    "Huntyr's ice cold blue eyes scanned the bar, falling upon a young woman clad in a sleek cocktail dress, walking up to her he said
    'The names Huntyr, your here to find out more about Hitler, the Pope and the 1980's Japanese secret project to steal the English Crown Jewels, walk away and go its too big for you to handle, me I am already in too deep'. She fondled her lush blonde hair and for a second his heart stabbed as he thought of how Mrs Huntyr used to also twirl her lush blonde hair before her suspicious tragic snowboarding accident which claimed both her and his slightly less handsome brothers life "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭as_mo_bhosca


    Flush him?

    Mortal Kombat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Mortal Kombat

    Knew that. Big lad with steel arms IIRC.

    I was looking at the 'Jax' name from a different angle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭as_mo_bhosca


    Knew that. Big lad with steel arms IIRC.

    I was looking at the 'Jax' name from a different angle.

    Involving a toilet into a finishing move would have been great. Hmmmm....

    Dear Netherrealm/Warner Bros .....


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Settled traveller family in my estate, heard one of them calling his sister the other day...

    "Shakira, Mammy wants ya"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,363 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Encountered a lady called 'Olive Fields' at work recently.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    cantdecide wrote: »
    Encountered a lady called 'Olive Fields' at work recently.

    She's no relation of mine! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    When my nephew was about six (he's now 18) he referred to a classmate called Buffy.

    I asked if she was a friend of his and my nephew said that Buffy was actually a boy.

    His real name was Buffalo.

    His parents were new age hippie types, needless to say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Eramen wrote: »
    Jax.

    I do not lie.

    Was it not just how they shortened Jackson ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    RossyG wrote: »
    When my nephew was about six (he's now 18) he referred to a classmate called Buffy.

    I asked if she was a friend of his and my nephew said that Buffy was actually a boy.

    His real name was Buffalo.

    His parents were new age hippie types, needless to say.
    An old friend of mine who I havent seen in years called his child Juniper. He lives in a forest in Nova Scotia....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 250 ✭✭Frigating


    Met someone recently called Princess. Shes an adult now, and yeah, she hates it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    Talking to a girl I used to work with in SuperMac's one day called Jacinta-Cynthia (two grandmother's last name, just happened to rhyme, unique enough imo) doing the usual catchup anyway and I went to collect my food and behind me I could hear her partner, whether only messing with her or it's how he actually sounds but in a strong Dub accent he goes....

    "HOMMER DAT INTA YE SINTIA!"

    My ear's still aren't right after it. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 Aoibhinn_C


    An old school friend of mine called her son Klint. Daddy is a big Clint Eastwood fan and she thought the name looked better being spelled with a 'K'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Aoibhinn_C wrote: »
    An old school friend of mine called her son Klint. Daddy is a big Clint Eastwood fan and she thought the name looked better being spelled with a 'K'.

    I knew a Father Klint Power


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Frigating wrote:
    Met someone recently called Princess. Shes an adult now, and yeah, she hates it.
    Is she queen yet?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Brian from Bray


    Willie Dick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Kenziebelle.
    Heard it being screamed around Tesco the other day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    My OH saw a Rhiannon being beaten home from school by his mother last week.

    Guess she wanted a Rhianna.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭mr.anonymous


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    My OH saw a Rhiannon being beaten home from school by his mother last week.

    Guess she wanted a Rhianna.

    :confused:
    The poor goson :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    My OH saw a Rhiannon being beaten home from school by his mother last week.

    Guess she wanted a Rhianna.

    He better not move to Wales,that's a Welsh girls name


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭Sudance


    Anus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭Shergar6


    Chardonay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,539 ✭✭✭jca


    Summer Sheehan...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    I met a Sheriff today...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I met a Sheriff today...
    Was he named after the street he lives in?


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