The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Cork2015!

Cork2015! wrote: »

I was spelling it as I guess it would sound.... not how it is spelled... obviously!

Ignore this... picked your post up completely wrong and couldnt edit for some reason

Filmer Paradise

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Just like Anthony and Matthew.
Antnee and Matchew.

Or their abbreviations, Anto & Mahy.:pac:

Ivan is another name that Irish people should not use. It just conjurs up all sorts of evil thoughts & deeds.

Perfect handle for a baby-eating Drug Lord from Warsaw though...

pumpkin4life

joey jo-jo junior shabadoo

worst name ive ever heard

Cortina_MK_IV

Julia Bradbury was on TV this morning and said hello to her kids Zephyr, Zena and Xanthe. I thought she/they had a thing for "Z" but (don't call me Citroen) Xanthe* has an "X."

*I know the car was Xantia.

P.S. It must be to go with her marriage so their surname, the equally exotic... Cunningham!

Polka_Dot

Just saw a little girl on facebook called "Jorja"

Badly Drunk Boy

Polka_Dot wrote: »

Just saw a little girl on facebook called "Jorja"

Like the actress Jorja Fox from CSI?

Markcheese

Cortina_MK_IV wrote:

Julia Bradbury was on TV this morning and said hello to her kids Zephyr, Zena and Xanthe. I thought she/they had a thing for "Z" but (don't call me Citroen) Xanthe* has an "X."

I know of a kid called xanthe... (could be said with an x or a z ,I dont know .. )
My god daughters name jordon ... ( named just before katie price became very famous ... I think shes a bit fed up of her mam insisting that its spelt differently - its not the same name --

Patty O Furniture

I was on a course once & heard the name Juniper

scream

ibarelycare wrote: »

How is it pronounced? Celeb as in Celebrity??

I think it's as in Celebrity. I don't understand why the grandparents, relatives or even friends didn't point out what a fricking ridiculous name it is and that their child is going to be bullied in school, but then hey, so long their child's name is ''different/unique'', that's all that really matters.

A Shaved Duck?

Was in the US a few weeks back and happened to watch some junior masterchef deal.. there was a kid called "Cloyce" on it..

what the **** is a "cloyce"..

cactusgal

I just thought of a few more. Growing up in the USA gives you a lot of material to work with: I went to high school with twin girls named Classic and Hawaii. I also knew a guy named Yancey.

razorblunt

cactusgal wrote: »

I just thought of a few more. Growing up in the USA gives you a lot of material to work with: I went to high school with twin girls named Classic and Hawaii. I also knew a guy named Yancey.

Can't stop reading that in Claaaaaancy Wiggum's Wifes voice.

and still ricky villa

A Shaved Duck? wrote: »

Was in the US a few weeks back and happened to watch some junior masterchef deal.. there was a kid called "Cloyce" on it..

what the **** is a "cloyce"..

Cloyce is a hammererer. Makes perfect sense now

http://www.babynamespedia.com/meaning/Cloyce

c68zapdsm5i1ru

Some actress in Emmerdale called her son Buster. Imagine going through life with a name like that.

2RockMountain

I heard these two fools talking on the radio this morning - heads up own arses or what;

The former Girl Band singer Jodi Albert and her husband Kian Egan have jetted off to somewhere exotic with their sons Koa, 3, and Zekey, 3 months

Cortina_MK_IV

As an "oldie" nice to see older names are still in fashion.

RT&#201 wrote: »

Jack and Emily top names, teen pregnancies fall.
http://www.rte.ie/news/2016/0531/792224-cso-birth-names/

How diverse names must be now. Top names in 1965 had 3,xxx now in the hundreds.

LordSutch

Miele


That's right, the poor little girl was called (sounded like) Miele, manufacturer of vacuum cleaners!

Elemonator

Moon Unit.

I'm not joking. Frank Zappa's kid.

Cortina_MK_IV

Elemonator wrote: »

Moon Unit.

I'm not joking. Frank Zappa's kid.

And he has a son called Dweezil.

pickarooney

LordSutch wrote: »

Miele


That's right, the poor little girl was called (sounded like) Miele, manufacturer of vacuum cleaners!

As in Mila Kunis? Or how is that brand pronounced?

LordSutch

pickarooney wrote: »

As in Mila Kunis? Or how is that brand pronounced?

Miele ends with an ae sound ((Meelae), Mila ends with an 'ah' sound.

Maybe it was an Irish girls name I heard, with a totally different spelling?

mayobumblebee

Know a girl who named her kid riannin not sure how she spells it . In the shop recently and no joke a woman had three girls shakera beyonce and reanna I nearly bust laughing when she was calling them in a thick Dublin accent

Rothko

Elemonator wrote: »

Moon Unit.

I'm not joking. Frank Zappa's kid.

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

And he has a son called Dweezil.

He said that if there was any trouble caused by their name, it'd be because of their surname, which I guess is true enough.

pickarooney

mayobumblebee wrote: »

Know a girl who named her kid riannin not sure how she spells it . In the shop recently and no joke a woman had three girls shakera beyonce and reanna I nearly bust laughing when she was calling them in a thick Dublin accent

Rhiannon. It's a perfectly nice Welsh name.

BattleCorp

I swear that my cock may fall off if I'm lying, but I just saw a baby boy called Kylo Xander. The poor bastttard.

Hotblack Desiato

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Just like Anthony and Matthew.
Antnee and Matchew.

DAAAAN-YULLLLL CUMMMMEEEEUUUURRRRRR

maudgonner

There was a woman on the radio the other day who named her daughter Cavan.

No confirmation whether the reasoning was the same as for Brooklyn Beckham.

quickbeam

Alice Cooper was talking on Nova the other day about his twin grandsons - Riot and Falcon!

Though Alice's own kids don't have the best names, I just checked. He has daughters Calico and Sonora, and the twin's father is Dash.

and still ricky villa

Was confronted by someone in work who happily told me their sister called a new boy Parker.
I hate it when that happens. You can hardly laugh in their face

Cortina_MK_IV

I wonder what the kids will call him in school?