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The Online Dating Thread Part II **Mod Warning** Read First Post/or Post 7389

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    #6722
    LoTwan
    Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭LoTwan


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    That_Guy wrote: »
    Agreed. And.. and... and can we talk about all the boys we fancy too. :pac:

    Let's not forget the pillow fights. SO, what boys DO you fancy?:P

    You have to do each others hair too ;)

    You guys are too funny. I went on the school run & missed all of this. Have you no work to do?


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    #6723
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    LoTwan wrote: »
    You have to do each others hair too ;)

    You guys are too funny. I went on the school run & missed all of this. Have you no work to do?

    Pfft. My hair is beyond perfection. :pac:

    Work?? Of a Friday? You're joking right?


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    #6724
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    LoTwan wrote: »
    You have to do each others hair too ;)

    You guys are too funny. I went on the school run & missed all of this. Have you no work to do?

    My hair is perfect as it is! And nope. Got signed on a month's sick leave this morning, so no work for a month!


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    #6725
    LoTwan
    Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭LoTwan


    OK then... Who's for cake?


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    #6726
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    One guy keeps messaging me, trying to engage me in a conversation about my boobs. After me ignoring about 8 messages, he asks 'so when's our date?' I send back 'What, the date I never agreed to?' and he says 'Please, let me just buy you a beer.'

    Classy bloke.:pac:


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    #6727
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Cake you say? Does this cake have dates in them? Eh eh?


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    #6728
    LoTwan
    Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭LoTwan


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Cake you say? Does this cake have dates in them? Eh eh?

    Very cheesy... Nope. Today the Twan house is serving carrot cake, chocolate brownies and marble fairy cakes :)


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    #6729
    managerman
    Registered Users Posts: 249 ✭✭managerman


    Mmmmmmm...... Boobs...


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    #6730
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    One guy keeps messaging me, trying to engage me in a conversation about my boobs. After me ignoring about 8 messages, he asks 'so when's our date?' I send back 'What, the date I never agreed to?' and he says 'Please, let me just buy you a beer.'

    Classy bloke.:pac:

    Give the lad a chance... You're so heartless. :pac:


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    #6731
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,642 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    One guy keeps messaging me, trying to engage me in a conversation about my boobs. After me ignoring about 8 messages, he asks 'so when's our date?' I send back 'What, the date I never agreed to?' and he says 'Please, let me just buy you a beer.'

    Classy bloke.:pac:

    F**kin weirdo more like


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    #6732
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Give the lad a chance... You're so heartless. :pac:

    I am not, I'm wonderful! But if the first topic of conversation someone can bring up is my chest, they're probably only after one thing and I'm not that kind of person, so I won't give someone like that a chance. He was trying to guess my cup size! He's either horny or gay. Neither one works for me


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    #6733
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,642 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    My hair is perfect as it is! And nope. Got signed on a month's sick leave this morning, so no work for a month!

    What are ya doing next weekend?


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    #6734
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    It's the genteel way to say you can see yourself sleeping with someone...

    When I read this first, I was like :eek: no! And then realised, its totally true. :o :pac:


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    #6735
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Mental Mickey wrote: »
    What are ya doing next weekend?

    Washing my hair ;)


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    #6736
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Washing TG's hair and making BFF bracelets etc

    Be honest about it.


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    #6737
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Be honest about it.

    I'm not washing your hair, you probably have nits!


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    #6738
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,642 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Washing my hair ;)

    LOL want a date?? :D


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    #6739
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Mental Mickey wrote: »
    LOL want a date?? :D

    I'm totally gonna go on a date with someone I've never even seen or spoken to before! :D






    :rolleyes:


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    #6740
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    I'm not washing your hair, you probably have nits!

    Nah. My monkey ate all of them last week.


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    #6741
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Nah. My monkey ate all of them last week.

    Can I borrow it? I've been getting a little itchy of late..


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    #6742
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,642 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    I'm totally gonna go on a date with someone I've never even seen or spoken to before! :D






    :rolleyes:

    I was joking lol


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    #6743
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Mental Mickey wrote: »
    I was joking lol


    I know, as was I. Pft, men!


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    #6744
    Ankhyu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,313 ✭✭✭Ankhyu


    A guys profile on POF:

    Do you do drugs?:No

    I am a working musician. I work part time during the day doing removals. Like to get high now and again.


    :rolleyes:


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    #6745
    Pembily
    Registered Users Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    That_Guy wrote: »
    Nah. My monkey ate all of them last week.

    Can I borrow it? I've been getting a little itchy of late..
    TG, I think you've met your (filthy) match :pac:


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    #6746
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Ankhyu wrote: »
    A guys profile on POF:

    Do you do drugs?:No

    I am a working musician. I work part time during the day doing removals. Like to get high now and again.

    Maybe he is a pilot


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    #6747
    Horchata
    Registered Users Posts: 22 ✭Horchata


    Just got this...

    Hi, I'm sure you're very nice but I'm just copy/pasting this message to send to 25 people for 100% profile completion. You can do better anyway. Have a nice day!

    Insulted/flattered?!!


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    #6748
    VinLieger
    Registered Users Posts: 17,911 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    Sigh another week of striking out on pof, cue a drunken friday with a chance of drunken ranting on here in 6-7 hours


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    #6749
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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    #6750
    LoTwan
    Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭LoTwan


    Aquila wrote: »
    Where are all the Roman women:(I cant possibly lay with a Gaul or a Thracian :(

    I would be happy with a straight guy who doesn't come across as being obsessed with sex and ask me for my vitals in the 2nd message. The next guy that does is getting "BP 65/105, Pulse 68 (at rest), pO2 100% on room air"


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    #6751
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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