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The Online Dating Thread Part II **Mod Warning** Read First Post/or Post 7389

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    #6692
    That_Guy
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Well, aside from a sexual thing, what other spark can there be? How can it be described? Setting someone on fire could simply be a metaphor for lighting up their heart... or something. I don't know, okay.

    Nothing says "I wanna be with you" like a good burning. :pac:


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    #6693
    Esoteric_
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    Nothing says "I wanna be with you" like a good burning. :pac:

    It's one way of getting them hot under the collar. :pac:


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    #6694
    That_Guy
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    It's one way of getting them hot under the collar. :pac:

    Brings the phrase "hot steamy sex" to a whole new and very literal meaning.

    "Do you mind dear, you're smouldering and these are new sheets"

    :


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    #6695
    Esoteric_
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    Brings the phrase "hot steamy sex" to a whole new and very literal meaning.

    "Do you mind dear, you're smouldering and these are new sheets"

    :

    It'd probably be more smoking than steaming.


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    #6696
    That_Guy
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    It'd probably be more smoking than steaming.

    Whoa-oh-oh

    YOUR SEX IS ON FIRE.


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    #6697
    Esoteric_
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    Whoa-oh-oh

    YOUR SEX IS ON FIRE.

    Can we be best friends forever?


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    #6698
    Galvasean
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    "Honey, I don't mean to alarm you but it appears that your sex is on fire"


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    #6699
    Galvasean
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    PS: I simply refuse to believe that the 'spark' is sexual attraction. That would imply that girls like my personality but not my physical form, which would turn my narcissistic theory on it's head.
    AND I CANNOT ALLOW THAT!


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    #6700
    Esoteric_
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    PS: I simply refuse to believe that the 'spark' is sexual attraction. That would imply that girls like my personality but not my physical form, which would turn my narcissistic theory on it's head.
    AND I CANNOT ALLOW THAT!

    Maybe they don't like either? Ever thought of that possibility? :p

    Nah seriously, there is something more to it than just sexual attraction, but it's not something describable! Is describable even a real word?


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    #6701
    That_Guy
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Can we be best friends forever?

    Only if we can loike make friendship bracelets to seal the deal.

    BFF ROFL-tastic loike.


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    #6702
    Esoteric_
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    Only if we can loike make friendship bracelets to seal the deal.

    BFF ROFL-tastic loike.

    Only if they can be pink and purple. And we need bff necklaces too. Have to do this properly.


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    #6703
    Galvasean
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Maybe they don't like either? Ever thought of that possibility? :p

    Well the personality yes. Different strokes for different folks and all that jazz.
    But physical appearance? I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and attractiveness is subjective BUT THEY ARE WRONG!

    tumblr_lo3ckvoR4e1qkrec7o1_500.jpg


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    #6704
    Crann na Beatha
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    awec
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    #6706
    That_Guy
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Only if they can be pink and purple. And we need bff necklaces too. Have to do this properly.

    Agreed. And.. and... and can we talk about all the boys we fancy too. :pac:


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    #6707
    Esoteric_
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    Well the personality yes. Different strokes for different folks and all that jazz.
    But physical appearance? I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and attractiveness is subjective BUT THEY ARE WRONG!

    tumblr_lo3ckvoR4e1qkrec7o1_500.jpg

    You're as beautiful as Cinderella, okay? No need to get your panties in a bunch.


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    #6708
    Esoteric_
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    Agreed. And.. and... and can we talk about all the boys we fancy too. :pac:

    Let's not forget the pillow fights. SO, what boys DO you fancy?:P


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    Crann na Beatha
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    awec
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    #6711
    BraziliaNZ
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    Aquila wrote: »
    I hear about "the spark" from Irish women,what is this elusive object/thing?

    It means they want to f*ck you. It's not exclusive to Irish women either!


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    Crann na Beatha
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    #6713
    Esoteric_
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    Just received this -

    'pity you re straight ;) you re a cutey.'

    Damn. I'm sorry that your stocking clad ankle does nothing for me. Not enough leg hair, I'm afraid. :(


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    #6714
    That_Guy
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Let's not forget the pillow fights. SO, what boys DO you fancy?:P

    Yohan Cabaye.

    yohan-cabaye-880033883.jpg

    He's such a dream boat. So much so that I've since ordered this t-shirt the other day. :pac:

    http://frenchfootballweekly.spreadshirt.co.uk/yohan-cabaye-newcastle-utd-black-A18465824/customize/color/2


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    #6715
    Esoteric_
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    Yohan Cabaye.

    yohan-cabaye-880033883.jpg

    He's such a dream boat. So much so that I've since ordered this t-shirt the other day. :pac:

    http://frenchfootballweekly.spreadshirt.co.uk/yohan-cabaye-newcastle-utd-black-A18465824/customize/color/2

    He's so pretty! Pretty men scare me.


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    #6716
    That_Guy
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    He's so pretty! Pretty men scare me.

    Nah. Yohan ain't scary. He just loves a bit of football and tackling hard whilst eating French cuisine. He's a pussy cat. :pac:

    EDIT: Am I reeeeeally having this conversation?


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    #6717
    Esoteric_
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    Nah. Yohan ain't scary. He just loves a bit of football and tackling hard whilst eating French cuisine. He's a pussy cat. :pac:

    EDIT: Am I reeeeeally having this conversation?

    Pft, I'm a rugby girl. You can keep your girlie footballers.


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    #6718
    BraziliaNZ
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    He's so pretty! Pretty men scare me.

    He's pretty alright. I would like to wine and dine him.


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    #6719
    BraziliaNZ
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Pft, I'm a rugby girl. You can keep your girlie footballers.

    You do know that the first rule of rugby is that you must have sex with your team mates in the showers afterwards?


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    #6720
    Esoteric_
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    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    You do know that the first rule of rugby is that you must have sex with your team mates in the showers afterwards?

    Yes but that's manly... somehow... somewhere.


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    #6721
    That_Guy
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    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    You do know that the first rule of rugby is that you must have sex with your team mates in the showers afterwards?

    So that's where the term "rugger bugger" came from.


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