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The Online Dating Thread Part II **Mod Warning** Read First Post/or Post 7389

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    #6452
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    I don't think I'm cut out for this online thing.

    Disappeared off the dating site for about a week because personal sh!t hit the fan and the person I was talking to is now seeing someone.

    Ya gotta be quick to catch the tasty fish ;)

    *looks around*


    Aww... :(


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    #6453
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Ya gotta be quick to catch the tasty fish ;)

    *looks around*


    Aww... :(

    This is why bars are easier! No conversation needed, just a lot of alcohol, and then run away without exchanging numbers if you don't like the look of them.


    So, you haven't caught any tasty fish yet? :p


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    #6454
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    So, you haven't caught any tasty fish yet? :p

    In online dating fish catches you! :pac:


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    #6455
    LoTwan
    Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭LoTwan


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Not getting much in the way of profile views (even the ones that viewed me aint viewing!) Time to update the photos so the girls will think, "Ooh, whose that sexy new man!? *click* Oh! Him... :("

    Post a link and we will all visit your profile. Or a few details and we can search for you (makes it a little more interesting for us LOL)

    I'm not even making it to the first date before I lose enthusiasm. I just can't reply to unintelligible messages, nor can I keep a conversation going on my own.


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    #6456
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    Galvasean wrote: »
    In online dating fish catches you! :pac:

    If you catch something that smells like fish, see your doctor :p


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    #6457
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Galvasean wrote: »
    In online dating fish catches you! :pac:

    Is the fish from Soviet Russia?


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    #6458
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    This thread makes me want to join plentyoffish now as opposed to that connectingsingles sh!te that I'm using.


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    #6459
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    Ah another prize winning mail....I am so tempted to post the pic they sent me... but that would be bold :p

    hey there, how are you? love the profile! are you in anyway bisexual? me and my friend sometimes meet girls and couples for some fun, she is completely bi and usually is quite submissive with girls. let me know if this interests you and maybe we can chat some more! i can send on more pictures of us to you if you want as well!


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    #6460
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    This thread makes me want to join plentyoffish now as opposed to that connectingsingles sh!te that I'm using.

    The sites are as follows:
    POF: lots of quantity but not too much quality
    OKC: Quality but a serious lack of quantity
    CS: Nada.


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    #6461
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    LoTwan wrote: »
    (makes it a little more interesting for us LOL)

    Few pages back Maguined posted about how awesome I am. That should be clue enough.
    Or do I mean 'awesom'?


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    #6462
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,635 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    Haven't bothered with POF in ages. I think I'll give the online thing a miss tbh.


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    #6463
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    tatumkelly wrote: »
    Ah another prize winning mail....I am so tempted to post the pic they sent me... but that would be bold :p

    hey there, how are you? love the profile! are you in anyway bisexual? me and my friend sometimes meet girls and couples for some fun, she is completely bi and usually is quite submissive with girls. let me know if this interests you and maybe we can chat some more! i can send on more pictures of us to you if you want as well!

    Go for it, take pics, god speed. :pac:


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    #6464
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Galvasean wrote: »
    The sites are as follows:
    POF: lots of quantity but not too much quality
    OKC: Quality but a serious lack of quantity
    CS: Nada.

    You know a scary amount about these sites. :p


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    #6465
    LoTwan
    Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭LoTwan


    Galvasean wrote: »
    LoTwan wrote: »
    (makes it a little more interesting for us LOL)

    Few pages back Maguined posted about how awesome I am. That should be clue enough.
    Or do I mean 'awesom'?

    Was that you on page 428? If yes, can I take you home now LOL


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    #6466
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    You know a scary amount about these sites. :p

    Experience,
    Transformers-Generations-Kup-Rumor_1285453663.jpg
    Ya'all should appreciate it..


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    #6467
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    I mentioned that I sing on my profile. Someone who seemed really nice that I've been chatting to for a while just sent me a message asking to hear me singing. I'm super shy about my voice but sent him a link to a recording I have on youtube. Reply -

    'you're probably right. i jerked to your voice. just saying.'


    Oh Lawd. WHERE ARE THE NON PERVERTED MEN?


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    #6468
    LoTwan
    Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭LoTwan


    Galvasean wrote: »
    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    This thread makes me want to join plentyoffish now as opposed to that connectingsingles sh!te that I'm using.

    The sites are as follows:
    POF: lots of quantity but not too much quality
    OKC: Quality but a serious lack of quantity
    CS: Nada.

    You forgot:
    Smooch: Quantity but dodgy quality. Fine if you want NSA/FWB.


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    #6469
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    LoTwan wrote: »
    You forgot:
    Smooch: Quantity but dodgy quality. Fine if you want NSA/FWB.

    I'm too innocent for that sh!te :rolleyes:


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    #6470
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    LoTwan wrote: »
    Was that you on page 428? If yes, can I take you home now LOL

    You'll have to catch me first!
    men like bacon, attach that to the hook and you should be golden!
    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    WHERE ARE THE NON PERVERTED MEN?

    Extinct. We murdered them all!
    But honestly, the sheer volume of creeps/perv on dating sites annoys me. scaring off all the nice women!


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    #6471
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Extinct. We murdered them all!
    But honestly, the sheer volume of creeps/perv on dating sites annoys me. scaring off all the nice women!

    They really do! I have so many nice, and some really hot, female friends that all left those sites due to the pervs. It's annoying to wade through loads of pervy messages just for one nice one. >_>


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    #6472
    VinLieger
    Registered Users Posts: 17,651 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    They really do! I have so many nice, and some really hot, female friends that all left those sites due to the pervs. It's annoying to wade through loads of pervy messages just for one nice one. >_>

    Yup its a problem all right, the thing that confuses me is that from reading the bizarre stuff women receive on here they keep doing it so they must get some response out of it or they are just sociopaths.
    And yes its annoys the hell out of me as im pretty sure that those of us who arent sending dick pics etc just get lost in the mess of garbage


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    #6473
    rejoycer
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭rejoycer


    Uhhh.. my old pal is in town tomorrow night, can't believe the price of his tickets! 49e! wowsers


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    #6474
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    rejoycer wrote: »
    Uhhh.. my old pal is in town tomorrow night, can't believe the price of his tickets! 49e! wowsers

    What?


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    #6475
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Someone who is apparently from Bosnia has asked me can I travel to the United States on my own passport. Let's see where this one leads...


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    #6476
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    I have so many nice, and some really hot, female friends that all left those sites due to the pervs.

    Send them my our way! :pac:


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    #6477
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Send them my our way! :pac:

    How do I know you're not one of the pervs? :eek:


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    #6478
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    How do I know you're not one of the pervs? :eek:

    I have yet to be banned from the Gentlemen's Club for starters.
    I have witnesses and a paper trail a mile long! :p


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    #6479
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Galvasean wrote: »
    I have yet to be banned from the Gentlemen's Club for starters.
    I have witnesses and a paper trail a mile long! :p

    I have yet to be banned from anywhere on boards, despite perving on several users. Your paper trail is meaningless.

    Plus you could be one of those unattractive men. I can't set friends up with people like that :p


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    #6480
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Plus you could be one of those unattractive men.

    You're funny. :where'sthearrogantsmiley?:


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    #6481
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Galvasean wrote: »
    You're funny. :where'sthearrogantsmiley?:

    Well prove me wrong!

    Also, just got this -

    Here in Bosnia was war in 1992-1995 and my aunt was raped by some Soldiers and because of that she can not have kids.And i am the only Male child in our family.I have inherited a Big House from her she has lived 25 years there ,exactly Iowa,Des Moines and This a problem my country is not in Eu Union we can not travel to U.S.A. at all ,we must marry a woman from America or from EU Country.And i am asking you would you like to help me and move to America with me


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