[CoD MW3] - Megabitch Thread

Professional Griefer

I've only noticed it today and last night, but the spawns are ****ing awful. If you kill someone, they spawn almost right next to you. WTF is that piss about.

dr.bollocko

dr.bollocko wrote: »

The new maps aren't terrible but I've somewhat lost all interest now.

The new map in the park has some of the worst campers I have ever seen. Using tac insert to spawn with a sniper rifle behind a wall next to the flag. Never moving. No interest in whether the flag is yours or not. Just waiting to whore some kills.
I'm on level 80 again staring down the prospect of a 2nd prestige and I just couldn't be arsed. Spawning is crap where it really matters in KC TDM and FFA, there are no killer maps still IMO and nobody plays the objective in objective based games, just show up to kill whore and max their stats.

So I dusted off BF3 and turned it on for the first time in months. 2GB of updates to download. Jaysus.

Following from the above.
After overdosing on MW3 I have to say BF3 is a pleasant change.
Sorry.
I know this keeps coming up. And I'm not going to become one of those BF3 players who scoffs at MW3 all the f*cking time, I'll still be playing both. But it's just such a pleasant change to have a bit of BF3 time.
The TDM in BF3 is just as exciting as MW3. The longer games give you time to engage the brain, even under fire. For an average MW3 player like me it makes a pleasant change.

Socialist_Pig

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

my W/L is 5.3

my K/D is about the same but my W/L is woeful..i.just refuse to stay in a lobby were im thrown a team losing 26-188.And dont mention getting thrown into a lobby i just left.......

everlast75

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

I got so pissed off with the game only a few days that I set up a class called "CÚNT CLASS". It consists of:

ACR - Silencer/Baby monitor
RPG (although dual FMG's were a close second)
Semtex
Concussion

Blind Eye Pro
Assassin Pro
Dead Silence Pro

SAM Turret/Recon Drone/EMP
Dead Mans Hand

That to me is probably the most annoying set up to come against so I decided if I end up in a shítty lobby that I'll just use that.

Fight fire with fire and all that

Decided upon that course of action quite a while ago.. I called it my Robert Trolling class.. pr*cktastic!

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

What's more annoying is that a little remote control toy chopper has flares...

More than a pave-low my friend. An EMP grenade sorts the chopper out.

yimrsg wrote: »

Some recon drone music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTb_5oPqCys

I still get a buzz flying straight into the enemies spawn or into a tiny room and tagging the sh*t out of them. Another thing I've been trying to do is to annoy teammates by blocking their view or pinning them against a wall or end up in the game winning killcam like Arney Pie in the sky.

Hilarious

Have to say, I'm with Yimrag on this one. Its a class addition to the game for team players. Tbh, when I play with randomers I rarely use it, as they are usually so retarded it takes them ages to kill the tagged opposition and I rarely encounter it being used by the other team, as they all usually go for assault streaks.

Meatwad wrote: »

I generally don't give a **** about the stats on cod at all.I feel they restrict me from having fun in game.I prefer having a **** kd and enjoy the game instead of having a really high one and camping in a corner the whole game(not that all people with high kds are campers).Saying that though, the reason my k/d isn't great is from playing at launch on my own alot and playing the objective while randomers on the team avoided capping flags...that and being really impatient.
Think K/d should be taken out or an option should be available to hide it from every one else. Reckon you'd notice a bit of a difference in how some people play.

Yup - been singing this for a while as my M.O. Like Troutfisher said also, why captures/defends were taken out I have no clue..

GEasy

village sucks

yomtea98

LakesKeane wrote: »

village sucks

It is pretty bad but downturn is the worst map ever.It is just awful.

KERSPLAT!

I like village, decent for a spawn trap decent for air support but spawns aren't great!

Makaveli

yomtea98 wrote: »

It is pretty bad but downturn is the worst map ever.It is just awful.

Fortunately everyone seems to agree which is why you can almost get away with never playing it.

hypermuse

Makaveli wrote: »

Fortunately everyone seems to agree which is why you can almost get away with never playing it.

I've only ever played that map about 2 or 3 times (not including infected etc) as no1 seems to vote fir it! It really seems that the whole community just plain simply hates it!!!

The Little Fella

Have been absolute cack at this game since the last patch, at times i could not hit a barn door. Other times I might as well be throwin marbles at the opposition rather than bullets. Camping also seems to be ten times worse since that last patch about a month ago.

x43r0

Completely lost the rag last night playing on Village. The spawns are atrocious. I lost count of the amount of times I was on A flag and they spawned behind me in the cave or I was on C and they spawned in the corner behind me :mad:

Mr. Manager

I've played a total of 1 hour and 13 minutes (according to Raptor) in the last 2 weeks and I can honestly say, I don't miss it one bit

AGB_Ghost

Always when the new maps drop the players are Snipers and campers with SMG's, you have to wait a week for them to be flushed out and you can actually enjoy the elite drops.

craftypaddy

i was just on the new maps playing dom and didnt see any campers or snipers for a change

locustfurnace

craftypaddy wrote: »

i was just on the new maps playing dom and didnt see any campers or snipers for a change

hmmm.....I think I got them all so was absolutly raped on the 2 new maps...in one game the other team were quite happy to hold on to one flag and just defend it at all costs with no attempt to leave that area of the map or go for other flags...I suppose it'll take a day or two before people get comfortable and learn off the maps and start roaming about...I hope

Kells...

Anyone who uses Deadman's hand should be strung up by the ball's and anal raped while eating a bowl of nail's with fucking Big Show leaning on top of him,and while repeatedly watching Eastender's
fucking cunts Perk.

GEasy

TroutFisher wrote: »

Anyone who uses Deadman's hand should be strung up by the ball's and anal raped while eating a bowl of nail's with fucking Big Show leaning on top of him,and while repeatedly watching Eastender's
fucking cunts Perk.

Indeed, rushers nightmare ! The blast radius is something silly too!

harvester of sorrow

The amount of boosting in the new ffa modes is unreal,any game im in there is usually about 3/4 players in the lobby in a private party letting each other know where the other players are,...................fcuking dipshits:mad:

locustfurnace

harvester of sorrow wrote: »

The amount of boosting in the new ffa modes is unreal,any game im in there is usually about 3/4 players in the lobby in a private party letting each other know where the other players are,...................fcuking dipshits:mad:

On top of all the gimps playing split screen with no one actually using the second controller, just so they can see where everyone else is....

AnimalCracker

Hate the way its nearly the exact same as MW2

Cossax

AnimalCracker wrote: »

Hate the way its nearly the exact same as MW2

I wish, MW2 was awesome.

e_e

AnimalCracker wrote: »

Hate the way its nearly the exact same as MW2

Funny then how I can't stand MW2 but play MW3 often. :pac:

Davidson2k9

Why the **** does a point black range RPG to the face not kill someone.

Magill

Because they eated the grenade ?

gimli2112

Video gaming giant Activision Blizzard has finished a record year, posting the highest revenues and profits in its history for a calendar year. It completed 2011 with $4.75 billion in revenues and $3.4 billion in profits, an increase of 7% and 18%, respectively, from the prior year. If this was not enough, the company’s gross margins grew by a massive 7 percentage points to reach 71% in 2011, as compared to 64% in 2010.

Awesome, so happy I contributed to their success.

Makaveli

Why do I always get disc read errors when I'm actually having a decent game?

klose

Was playing the ffa gun modes for about 2 hours with some friends tonight and it was always ether dome,mission or hardhat that we played on, we played seatown once and village once. Got pretty boring...

NufcNavan

AnimalCracker wrote: »

Hate the way its nearly the exact same as MW2

It's even worse than MW3.

vgv

Infected can b great craic.however it is full of boosters,usually splitscreeners,And since they are splitscreeners they can organise their boosting more efficiently.I get a kick out of following teammates around the map when i know theyre boosting and either killing them so they have to move or shooting to give their position away.1 guy boosted a moab with his buttbuddy in a game I was in but Id say I managed to prevent at least 3 others.:cool:

craftypaddy

i was playing infected the other week and three infected guys blocked a set of stairs on bakara so their buddy could stay safe in the room, he was last man alive, fairly annoying