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Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

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    #542
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Better now?? :p

    Different type of bog I guess:D


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    #543
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Different type of bog I guess:D

    The cheek :eek:


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    #544
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    Drinkin wine out of a penguin mug

    /classy burd


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    #545
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    There is zero drink in my house! I'm so unimpressed with myself!


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    #546
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There's loads here. Call over!


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    #547
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    I'm in the cot! Not moving for love nor money! hmm on second thoughts, I'd move for money right about now!


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    #548
    [Deleted User]
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    princess-lala wrote: »
    I'm in the cot! Not moving for love nor money! hmm on second thoughts, I'd move for money right about now!

    :eek:


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    #549
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Wha?? I've had a shit day! :p


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    #550
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    All these wimmins and not a sammich to be seen. :-(

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #551
    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Considering two of us mod it, it's unlikely :p

    We'll go if you prefer. I see it was mad busy before we got here so you won't notice us gone!
    Ah no, stay, sure you have a lovely bottom..

    wait, crap, I can't say that, it's offensive or discriminatory or summat nowadays..

    (aha) You *all* have lovely bottoms...

    wait, bugger, no Dex won't like that..
    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Oi, who you calling a wimmin?:(
    Not you, you've a very manly bottom..

    crap, it's happening again..

    /gives up, stares blankly into pint


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    #552
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Feckin bacon sammich pics wont upload :mad:


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    #553
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    Lovely bottoms, sammiches and booze.

    That'll do.


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    #554
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bacon-sandwich-thumb-450x351.jpg


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    #555
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    princess-lala wrote: »
    I'm in the cot! Not moving for love nor money! hmm on second thoughts, I'd move for money right about now!

    What sort of a bar is this?:eek:

    :D


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    #556
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    What sort of a bar is this?:eek:

    One where you don't even need to leave the bed and you can get a bacon sammich and a pint :p


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    #557
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Steve wrote: »
    Ah no, stay, sure you have a lovely bottom..

    wait, crap, I can't say that, it's offensive or discriminatory or summat nowadays..

    It's not offensive if it's true, right?


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    #558
    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It's not offensive if it's true, right?
    Absolutely agree, but this is boards, some randomer will see it on the front page and get offended on your behalf and make a fuss... probably more because of jealousy due to the fact that their bottom is sub-standard but, nevertheless, they are on the moral hill and to question them would be futile.

    *what?*

    God, what was in that chaser?.. I think I'm drunk.. :D


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    #559
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Must say whoops has got herself one helluva fine arse :D


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    #560
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Must say whoops has got herself one helluva fine arse :D

    Bottoms up so:D

    food-whisky-glass110411-medium_new.jpg


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    #561
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Just looking at Knock Marriage Introductions - 150 squids for the possibility of a date :eek:


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    #562
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Just looking at Knock Marriage Introductions - 150 squids for the possibility of a date :eek:

    That's actually one of the more successful ones- I think year on year, they claim a number of marriages as a result of introductions.

    This will provide a little more info on the typical demographic-

    http://www.irishcentral.com/news/-Young-professional-women-flocking-to-Knock-marriage-bureau-to-find-love-199137701.html


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    #563
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    I actually thought it was a joke :o

    Defo need a drink after reading that!


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    #564
    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    BGRH beers have a better success rate than that! :D


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    #565
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Oh really?? ;)


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    #566
    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Ya rly.. :P


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    #567
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    I don't see a thread :p


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    #568
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have wine.

    La, if I put a load of coconut oil in my hair before bed will I be able to get it out in the morning?

    Sorry lads, I'll make sammiches in a minute.


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    #569
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Yeh you'll get it out after three or four shampoos! Give it a whirl with washing up liquid and yer sorted!!


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    #570
    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    princess-lala wrote: »
    I don't see a thread :p
    Wha? I'm a bloke, not a mindreader.. :D
    Deleted User wrote: »
    I have wine.

    La, if I put a load of coconut oil in my hair before bed will I be able to get it out in the morning?

    Sorry lads, I'll make sammiches in a minute.
    I should think getting it out won't be an issue, coconut is the worlds most powerful natural laxative. Good luck.


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    #571
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    We need beers!


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