Making weird noises during sex ?

Richard Dower

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

qz

MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kfallon

The noise when my attempted sneaky finger caused a young lady to let a ripper of a fart go

Luckily for me she didn't follow thru

WindSock

Are you watching mcgruber too?

patmac

qz wrote: »

MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not baaaaaaaaaaa

SeaFields

titty farts

kfallon

I used to hum this while partaking in the act of sexual intercourse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8vINCq_IAI

:pac:

cesc77

Richard Dower wrote: »

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

Nice one.

What was yours?You instigated this:mad:

Dangerous Man

The sound of crying, usually.

Kevin Duffy

Usually struggling to remember my safeword and going through a few options...."erm....rosebud?"

cosmicfart

Uh Uh OH URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fook yeah enjoyed that

hondasam

kfallon wrote: »

I used to hum this while partaking in the act of sexual intercourse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8vINCq_IAI

:pac:

intercourse

qz

patmac wrote: »

Not baaaaaaaaaaa

It's generally "MMMOOOOOOOOO" during the build up then when I'm coming I scream "OINK!" at the top of my lungs, before flopping like a fish on my partner and letting out a nice long "MEOW" before falling peacefully asleep.

hondasam

Dangerous Man wrote: »

The sound of crying, usually.

did you hurt yourself ?

kfallon

hondasam wrote: »

intercourse

It's the correct term, I don't go for smutty slang or innuendo.....

:pac:

Canis Lupus

WAAAAAHOOOOOOO! right at the end.

hondasam

kfallon wrote: »

It's the correct term, I don't go for smutty slang or innuendo.....

:pac:

but smutty slang and innuendo is good :pac:

The Princess Bride

You guys get sooooo turned on when we moan during sex.:rolleyes:
Don't you??????







Did you put the bins out?
Did you put the wet towels in the wash basket?
You're too heavy on me- move.
Your breath is rank-did you brush your teeth after that curry?
Did you turn off the immersion?
Why are your socks on the floor?.............






........." I love it when you moan........."

Thatnastyboy

not many weird noises during,

but just after i throw up my hand and shout "high five",

sometimes its funny and I get high five'd, sometimes its not appreciated and i get a slap

cosmicfart

msthe80s wrote: »

You guys get sooooo turned on when we moan during sex.:rolleyes:
Don't you??????







Did you put the bins out?
Did you put the wet towels in the wash basket?
You're too heavy on me- move.
Your breath is rank-did you brush your teeth after that curry?
Did you turn off the emersion?
Why are your socks on the floor?.............






........." I love it when you moan........."

Squealing sounds better than the moaning you women do :rolleyes: I love to make you squeal!

The Princess Bride

cosmicfart wrote: »

Squealing sounds better than the moaning you women do :rolleyes: I love to make you squeal!

Can squeal tooooooo!!;)

Novella

You whisper something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl!
You're tryin' to say, "Oh yeah, that's it!"
And you tell me you want some more.
Well I'm not surprised but I am quite sleepy.

FesterBeatty

My girlfriend asked me to talk dirty - so i told her i had to take a ****

cesc77

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

not many weird noises during,

but just after i throw up my hand and shout "high five",

sometimes its funny and I get high five'd, sometimes its not appreciated and i get a slap

es nice

Elmidena

If they're making weird noises, ram the c*ck into the mouth. Problem solved.

Knex*

Novella wrote: »

You whisper something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl!
You're tryin' to say, "Oh yeah, that's it!"
And you tell me you want some more.
Well I'm not surprised but I am quite sleepy.

Its business, its business time! :cool::D

cosmicfart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsckVFrxGfs

nuff said

Kitty_Ears

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

hamsterboy

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

Legend

population

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

Taking her up the Wexford is never appreciated

RebelSniper

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

Mr.Crinklewood

RebelSniper wrote: »

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

Make sure your partner signs a letter of consent, otherwise you might be framed.

RebelSniper

I shall make her sign it in blood harrharr

Super-Rush

I usually hum the theme from Glenroe and finish off by shouting "well holy god"

ballsymchugh

RebelSniper wrote: »

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

you won't take that long!

Xivilai

I usually hum this theme

hondasam

super-rush wrote: »

I usually hum the theme from Glenroe and finish off by shouting "well holy god"

I hope you are not imagining the GF is Biddy !

Super-Rush

hondasam wrote: »

I hope you are not imagining the GF is Biddy !

No, Teasy McDaid.

orourkeda

Richard Dower wrote: »

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

You got a pretty mouth

-Kenny-

Just as ya finish you shout 'MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! ' and your roommate outside busts in the door and yells 'FINISH HER!'

hondasam

super-rush wrote: »

No, Teasy McDaid.

now I have to google who she is.

UnkieKev

"BOMBS AWAY!" Enough said.

Snowie

I was with this girl in france and we woke up a hole hotel.... she was quite the wailer..

dazed+confused

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I was with this girl in france and we woke up a hole hotel.... she was quite the wailer..

Shame on you for bringing her to a hole hotel in the first place, sounds awful.

orourkeda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-iiToHMOe4

Snowie

dazed+confused wrote: »

Shame on you for bringing her to a hole hotel in the first place, sounds awful.

you wanna see the way she walked the foloowing morning

Richard Dower

I was too embarrased to reveal the offending "noise" in question....lets just say it was a ruff night.

Cianos

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

I'll never understand country folk.

Duggy747

Everytime I cum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFR7aZ3oAc

treborflynn

just to get her goin, "starting initiation process in 3....2....1....AND STARED SLAMMIN IT INTO HER

sing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eol_xRbTwn4 and keep to the rhythm

then at the end of course finish with the national anthem and everyone/thing standing to attention.

then hit her a head in the face and run like fukc:rolleyes:

jimthemental

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

The bastard.