Making weird noises during sex ?

Richard Dower · 16-06-2011 10:55PM #1

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

qz · 16-06-2011 10:56PM

MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kfallon · 16-06-2011 10:57PM

The noise when my attempted sneaky finger caused a young lady to let a ripper of a fart go

Luckily for me she didn't follow thru

WindSock · 16-06-2011 10:57PM

Are you watching mcgruber too?

patmac · 16-06-2011 10:58PM

qz wrote: »

MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not baaaaaaaaaaa

SeaFields · 16-06-2011 10:58PM

titty farts

kfallon · 16-06-2011 10:59PM

I used to hum this while partaking in the act of sexual intercourse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8vINCq_IAI

:pac:

cesc77 · 16-06-2011 10:59PM

Richard Dower wrote: »

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

Nice one.

What was yours?You instigated this:mad:

Dangerous Man · 16-06-2011 11:00PM

The sound of crying, usually.

Kevin Duffy · 16-06-2011 11:00PM

Usually struggling to remember my safeword and going through a few options...."erm....rosebud?"

cosmicfart · 16-06-2011 11:01PM

Uh Uh OH URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fook yeah enjoyed that

hondasam · 16-06-2011 11:01PM

kfallon wrote: »

I used to hum this while partaking in the act of sexual intercourse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8vINCq_IAI

:pac:

intercourse

qz · 16-06-2011 11:01PM

patmac wrote: »

Not baaaaaaaaaaa

It's generally "MMMOOOOOOOOO" during the build up then when I'm coming I scream "OINK!" at the top of my lungs, before flopping like a fish on my partner and letting out a nice long "MEOW" before falling peacefully asleep.

hondasam · 16-06-2011 11:02PM

Dangerous Man wrote: »

The sound of crying, usually.

did you hurt yourself ?

kfallon · 16-06-2011 11:04PM

hondasam wrote: »

intercourse

It's the correct term, I don't go for smutty slang or innuendo.....

:pac:

Canis Lupus · 16-06-2011 11:04PM

WAAAAAHOOOOOOO! right at the end.

hondasam · 16-06-2011 11:07PM

kfallon wrote: »

It's the correct term, I don't go for smutty slang or innuendo.....

:pac:

but smutty slang and innuendo is good :pac:

The Princess Bride · 16-06-2011 11:11PM

You guys get sooooo turned on when we moan during sex.:rolleyes:
Don't you??????

Did you put the bins out?
Did you put the wet towels in the wash basket?
You're too heavy on me- move.
Your breath is rank-did you brush your teeth after that curry?
Did you turn off the immersion?
Why are your socks on the floor?.............

........." I love it when you moan........."

Thatnastyboy · 16-06-2011 11:12PM

not many weird noises during,

but just after i throw up my hand and shout "high five",

sometimes its funny and I get high five'd, sometimes its not appreciated and i get a slap

cosmicfart · 16-06-2011 11:15PM

msthe80s wrote: »

You guys get sooooo turned on when we moan during sex.:rolleyes:
Don't you??????

Did you put the bins out?
Did you put the wet towels in the wash basket?
You're too heavy on me- move.
Your breath is rank-did you brush your teeth after that curry?
Did you turn off the emersion?
Why are your socks on the floor?.............

........." I love it when you moan........."

Squealing sounds better than the moaning you women do :rolleyes: I love to make you squeal!

The Princess Bride · 16-06-2011 11:17PM

cosmicfart wrote: »

Squealing sounds better than the moaning you women do :rolleyes: I love to make you squeal!

Can squeal tooooooo!!;)

Novella · 16-06-2011 11:21PM

You whisper something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl!
You're tryin' to say, "Oh yeah, that's it!"
And you tell me you want some more.
Well I'm not surprised but I am quite sleepy.

FesterBeatty · 16-06-2011 11:25PM

My girlfriend asked me to talk dirty - so i told her i had to take a ****

cesc77 · 16-06-2011 11:26PM

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

not many weird noises during,

but just after i throw up my hand and shout "high five",

sometimes its funny and I get high five'd, sometimes its not appreciated and i get a slap

es nice

Elmidena · 16-06-2011 11:29PM

If they're making weird noises, ram the c*ck into the mouth. Problem solved.

Knex* · 16-06-2011 11:30PM

Novella wrote: »

You whisper something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl!
You're tryin' to say, "Oh yeah, that's it!"
And you tell me you want some more.
Well I'm not surprised but I am quite sleepy.

Its business, its business time! :cool::D

cosmicfart · 16-06-2011 11:32PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsckVFrxGfs

nuff said

Kitty_Ears · 16-06-2011 11:33PM

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

hamsterboy · 16-06-2011 11:35PM

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

Legend

population · 16-06-2011 11:49PM

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

Taking her up the Wexford is never appreciated

RebelSniper · 16-06-2011 11:50PM

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

Making weird noises during sex ?

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