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Making weird noises during sex ?

Richard Dower

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

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sbsquarepants

Cianos wrote: »

I'll never understand country folk.

The things that pass for entertainment outside of the big shmoke never cease to amaze me!

jimthemental

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

The bastard.

treborflynn

just to get her goin, "starting initiation process in 3....2....1....AND STARED SLAMMIN IT INTO HER

sing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eol_xRbTwn4 and keep to the rhythm

then at the end of course finish with the national anthem and everyone/thing standing to attention.

then hit her a head in the face and run like fukc:rolleyes:

Duggy747

Everytime I cum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFR7aZ3oAc

Cianos

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

I'll never understand country folk.

Richard Dower

I was too embarrased to reveal the offending "noise" in question....lets just say it was a ruff night.

Snowie

dazed+confused wrote: »

Shame on you for bringing her to a hole hotel in the first place, sounds awful.

you wanna see the way she walked the foloowing morning

orourkeda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-iiToHMOe4

dazed+confused

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I was with this girl in france and we woke up a hole hotel.... she was quite the wailer..

Shame on you for bringing her to a hole hotel in the first place, sounds awful.

Snowie

I was with this girl in france and we woke up a hole hotel.... she was quite the wailer..

UnkieKev

"BOMBS AWAY!" Enough said.

hondasam

super-rush wrote: »

No, Teasy McDaid.

now I have to google who she is.

-Kenny-

Just as ya finish you shout 'MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! ' and your roommate outside busts in the door and yells 'FINISH HER!'

orourkeda

Richard Dower wrote: »

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

You got a pretty mouth

Super-Rush

hondasam wrote: »

I hope you are not imagining the GF is Biddy !

No, Teasy McDaid.

hondasam

super-rush wrote: »

I usually hum the theme from Glenroe and finish off by shouting "well holy god"

I hope you are not imagining the GF is Biddy !

Xivilai

I usually hum this theme

ballsymchugh

RebelSniper wrote: »

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

you won't take that long!

Super-Rush

I usually hum the theme from Glenroe and finish off by shouting "well holy god"

RebelSniper

I shall make her sign it in blood harrharr

Mr.Crinklewood

RebelSniper wrote: »

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

Make sure your partner signs a letter of consent, otherwise you might be framed.

RebelSniper

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

population

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

Taking her up the Wexford is never appreciated

hamsterboy

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

Legend

Kitty_Ears

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

cosmicfart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsckVFrxGfs

nuff said

Knex*

Novella wrote: »

You whisper something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl!
You're tryin' to say, "Oh yeah, that's it!"
And you tell me you want some more.
Well I'm not surprised but I am quite sleepy.

Its business, its business time! :cool::D

Elmidena

If they're making weird noises, ram the c*ck into the mouth. Problem solved.

cesc77

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

not many weird noises during,

but just after i throw up my hand and shout "high five",

sometimes its funny and I get high five'd, sometimes its not appreciated and i get a slap

es nice

FesterBeatty

My girlfriend asked me to talk dirty - so i told her i had to take a ****