Making weird noises during sex ?

Mr.Crinklewood · 16-06-2011 11:58PM

RebelSniper wrote: »

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

Make sure your partner signs a letter of consent, otherwise you might be framed.

RebelSniper · 16-06-2011 11:59PM

I shall make her sign it in blood harrharr

Super-Rush · 17-06-2011 12:03AM

I usually hum the theme from Glenroe and finish off by shouting "well holy god"

ballsymchugh · 17-06-2011 12:03AM

RebelSniper wrote: »

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

you won't take that long!

Xivilai · 17-06-2011 12:39AM

I usually hum this theme

hondasam · 17-06-2011 01:02AM

super-rush wrote: »

I usually hum the theme from Glenroe and finish off by shouting "well holy god"

I hope you are not imagining the GF is Biddy !

Super-Rush · 17-06-2011 01:04AM

hondasam wrote: »

I hope you are not imagining the GF is Biddy !

No, Teasy McDaid.

orourkeda · 17-06-2011 01:07AM

Richard Dower wrote: »

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

You got a pretty mouth

-Kenny- · 17-06-2011 01:08AM

Just as ya finish you shout 'MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! ' and your roommate outside busts in the door and yells 'FINISH HER!'

hondasam · 17-06-2011 01:08AM

super-rush wrote: »

No, Teasy McDaid.

now I have to google who she is.

UnkieKev · 17-06-2011 01:13AM

"BOMBS AWAY!" Enough said.

Snowie · 17-06-2011 01:15AM

I was with this girl in france and we woke up a hole hotel.... she was quite the wailer..

dazed+confused · 17-06-2011 01:26AM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I was with this girl in france and we woke up a hole hotel.... she was quite the wailer..

Shame on you for bringing her to a hole hotel in the first place, sounds awful.

orourkeda · 17-06-2011 01:29AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-iiToHMOe4

Snowie · 17-06-2011 01:43AM

dazed+confused wrote: »

Shame on you for bringing her to a hole hotel in the first place, sounds awful.

you wanna see the way she walked the foloowing morning

Richard Dower · 17-06-2011 02:31AM

I was too embarrased to reveal the offending "noise" in question....lets just say it was a ruff night.

Cianos · 17-06-2011 04:00AM

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

I'll never understand country folk.

Duggy747 · 17-06-2011 04:25AM

Everytime I cum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFR7aZ3oAc

treborflynn · 17-06-2011 05:36AM

just to get her goin, "starting initiation process in 3....2....1....AND STARED SLAMMIN IT INTO HER

sing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eol_xRbTwn4 and keep to the rhythm

then at the end of course finish with the national anthem and everyone/thing standing to attention.

then hit her a head in the face and run like fukc:rolleyes:

jimthemental · 17-06-2011 08:56AM

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

The bastard.

sbsquarepants · 17-06-2011 09:07AM

Cianos wrote: »

I'll never understand country folk.

The things that pass for entertainment outside of the big shmoke never cease to amaze me!

fearcruach · 17-06-2011 09:29AM

Best one I heard was from drunktextsfromlastnight.com:

[When the guy came, he rubbed a line of cum on my forehead and whispered "Simba" in my ear]

Seachmall · 17-06-2011 09:50AM

A friend of a friend was on holidays a couple of weeks ago. The story goes that he had brought a girl back the appartment and had mounted her from behind. As he was finishing he roared at the top of his lungs "MOOOOSE!" while forming antlers with his hands on his head, she turned around in shock and he played dumb. They now do it every time they bring a girl home.

cosmicfart · 17-06-2011 11:35AM

-Kenny- wrote: »

Just as ya finish you shout 'MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! ' and your roommate outside busts in the door and yells 'FINISH HER!'

LOL that one cracked me up

sensibleken · 17-06-2011 11:38AM

DADDY NOOOO!!!!

smash · 17-06-2011 11:43AM

msthe80s wrote: »

You guys get sooooo turned on when we moan during sex.:rolleyes:
Don't you??????

Did you put the bins out?
Did you put the wet towels in the wash basket?
You're too heavy on me- move.
Your breath is rank-did you brush your teeth after that curry?
Did you turn off the immersion?
Why are your socks on the floor?.............

........." I love it when you moan........."

Clearly you should be flipped over and told to bite the pillow!

Gulliver · 17-06-2011 11:52AM

"Bless me Father for I have sinned..."

Keyzer · 17-06-2011 11:54AM

A guy in college who was from Mayo used to start off say "Mayo" very quietly when on the job.

As he progressed, this got louder and turned into "Maaaay-o" until finally it was "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".....

orourkeda · 17-06-2011 11:57AM

http://retromedia.ign.com/retro/image/article/906/906317/dick-tracy-20080828045849044_640w.jpg

Gulliver · 17-06-2011 11:59AM

Keyzer wrote: »

A guy in college who was from Mayo used to start off say "Mayo" very quietly when on the job.

As he progressed, this got louder and turned into "Maaaay-o" until finally it was "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".....

".....daylight come and me wan' go home"

Making weird noises during sex ?

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