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Making weird noises during sex ?

Richard Dower

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

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Mr.Crinklewood

RebelSniper wrote: »

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

Make sure your partner signs a letter of consent, otherwise you might be framed.

RebelSniper

I shall make her sign it in blood harrharr

Super-Rush

I usually hum the theme from Glenroe and finish off by shouting "well holy god"

ballsymchugh

RebelSniper wrote: »

I'm a virgin but in my first time I intend to Scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" And jump out a window.

you won't take that long!

Xivilai

I usually hum this theme

hondasam

super-rush wrote: »

I usually hum the theme from Glenroe and finish off by shouting "well holy god"

I hope you are not imagining the GF is Biddy !

Super-Rush

hondasam wrote: »

I hope you are not imagining the GF is Biddy !

No, Teasy McDaid.

orourkeda

Richard Dower wrote: »

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

You got a pretty mouth

-Kenny-

Just as ya finish you shout 'MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! ' and your roommate outside busts in the door and yells 'FINISH HER!'

hondasam

super-rush wrote: »

No, Teasy McDaid.

now I have to google who she is.

UnkieKev

"BOMBS AWAY!" Enough said.

Snowie

I was with this girl in france and we woke up a hole hotel.... she was quite the wailer..

dazed+confused

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I was with this girl in france and we woke up a hole hotel.... she was quite the wailer..

Shame on you for bringing her to a hole hotel in the first place, sounds awful.

orourkeda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-iiToHMOe4

Snowie

dazed+confused wrote: »

Shame on you for bringing her to a hole hotel in the first place, sounds awful.

you wanna see the way she walked the foloowing morning

Richard Dower

I was too embarrased to reveal the offending "noise" in question....lets just say it was a ruff night.

Cianos

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

I'll never understand country folk.

Duggy747

Everytime I cum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFR7aZ3oAc

treborflynn

just to get her goin, "starting initiation process in 3....2....1....AND STARED SLAMMIN IT INTO HER

sing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eol_xRbTwn4 and keep to the rhythm

then at the end of course finish with the national anthem and everyone/thing standing to attention.

then hit her a head in the face and run like fukc:rolleyes:

jimthemental

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

The bastard.

sbsquarepants

Cianos wrote: »

I'll never understand country folk.

The things that pass for entertainment outside of the big shmoke never cease to amaze me!

fearcruach

Best one I heard was from drunktextsfromlastnight.com:

[When the guy came, he rubbed a line of cum on my forehead and whispered "Simba" in my ear]

Seachmall

A friend of a friend was on holidays a couple of weeks ago. The story goes that he had brought a girl back the appartment and had mounted her from behind. As he was finishing he roared at the top of his lungs "MOOOOSE!" while forming antlers with his hands on his head, she turned around in shock and he played dumb. They now do it every time they bring a girl home.

cosmicfart

-Kenny- wrote: »

Just as ya finish you shout 'MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! ' and your roommate outside busts in the door and yells 'FINISH HER!'

LOL that one cracked me up

sensibleken

DADDY NOOOO!!!!

smash

msthe80s wrote: »

You guys get sooooo turned on when we moan during sex.:rolleyes:
Don't you??????

Did you put the bins out?
Did you put the wet towels in the wash basket?
You're too heavy on me- move.
Your breath is rank-did you brush your teeth after that curry?
Did you turn off the immersion?
Why are your socks on the floor?.............

........." I love it when you moan........."

Clearly you should be flipped over and told to bite the pillow!

Gulliver

"Bless me Father for I have sinned..."

Keyzer

A guy in college who was from Mayo used to start off say "Mayo" very quietly when on the job.

As he progressed, this got louder and turned into "Maaaay-o" until finally it was "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".....

orourkeda

http://retromedia.ign.com/retro/image/article/906/906317/dick-tracy-20080828045849044_640w.jpg

Gulliver

Keyzer wrote: »

A guy in college who was from Mayo used to start off say "Mayo" very quietly when on the job.

As he progressed, this got louder and turned into "Maaaay-o" until finally it was "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".....

".....daylight come and me wan' go home"