When atheists go too far

EggsAckley · 13-06-2011 3:35pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

I think youll find this is what most atheists actually believe. What existed before the universe? Nothing. What created the universe? The big bang. What caused the big bang? The nothing that existed before the universe exploding. Therefore nothing exploding created everything, according to atheists. Yeah, makes perfect sense.

Theists = 4
Atheists = 0

Why do you think the origin of the universe should make sense to you or anyone else?

Chairman Meow · 13-06-2011 3:38pm

EggsAckley wrote: »

Why do you think the origin of the universe should make sense to you or anyone else?

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

sensibleken · 13-06-2011 3:40pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

what athiests said they can explain everything using science? I think youll find most athiests here at least has said that they dont know

pts · 13-06-2011 3:41pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

Fair point, f*cking Magnets, How Do They Work? :rolleyes:

Genghiz Cohen · 13-06-2011 3:42pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

For someone with such a great username, you talk an awful lot of arse.

Shenshen · 13-06-2011 3:42pm

How long do you think it will be before she realises that she's awarded theists the same point 5 times?

No wonder she struggles with simple concepts, the poor girl can't count.

sensibleken · 13-06-2011 3:42pm

pts wrote: »

Fair point, f*cking Magnets, How Do They Work? :rolleyes:

Its not magnetism. its intelligent pushing!

optogirl · 13-06-2011 3:42pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

ok Trolly Mc Trollster - why don't you actually read the many responses which point you in the direction of expanding your clearly non-existent grip on the big bang. You will find that science is not only for the atheist, but many theists also accept scientific findings, albeit insofar as they can marry the findings with their belief in a god.

copeyhagen · 13-06-2011 3:43pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

your coming across as quite the idiot.

you remind me of mr ms garrison in the southpark episode baes on evolution and to quote:

Ms. Garrison: Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this...
Ms. Garrison: In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...
Ms. Garrison: ...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this.
Ms. Garrison: Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you!
Ms. Garrison: So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!

Chairman Meow · 13-06-2011 3:43pm

sensibleken wrote: »

what athiests said they can explain everything using science? I think youll find most athiests here at least has said that they dont know

So you admit atheists dont know everything, and the creation of the universe cant be explained by science? If you cant explain it, then that means you cant rule out the existence of a god

Theists = FLAWLESS VICTORY
Atheists = 0

TheBlueHaze · 13-06-2011 3:44pm

With respect Meow, someday you will look back, and laugh at yourself.

Seachmall · 13-06-2011 3:45pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

Little explosions emit from my arse on a regular basis. You don't know where they come from!

Theists = 5
Atheists = 0
My bumhole = 1

I know you're trolling but my bum deserves some recognition!

johnmcdnl · 13-06-2011 3:46pm

anyone else notice the religious troll trying to jump in to turn the thread to **** so the mods will lock it.....

Shenshen · 13-06-2011 3:47pm

johnmcdnl wrote: »

anyone else notice the religious troll trying to jump in to turn the thread to **** so the mods will lock it.....

Bit hard to overlook her, really.

sensibleken · 13-06-2011 3:47pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

So you admit atheists dont know everything, and the creation of the universe cant be explained by science? If you cant explain it, then that means you cant rule out the existence of a god

Theists = FLAWLESS VICTORY
Atheists = 0

bless

Ellis Dee · 13-06-2011 3:47pm

padraig91 wrote: »

Ok i suggest you read this before you embarrass yourself further
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang
also i think you will find it makes more sense then a man in the sky put everything there

Yes, it certainly does make more sense than the Man in the Sky Theory. What doesn't?:rolleyes:

The evidence in support of it is a vast body by now and growing all the time. It is also mistaken to assume that the expansion of our universe from a single point, a singularity, was necessarily the beginning, the earliest point in time. It may be the earliest point in our time, but some theorists surmise that it was just another step in a possibly infinite chain of events.

Incidentally, the term "Big Bang" (incorrect, because actually it was neither big nor a bang) was coined by the astrophysicist and later Astronomer Royal Fred Hoyle. A man of many talents, he also wrote fiction and one of his novels is about Ireland and I enjoyed reading it very much - half a century ago.

It's called "Ossian's Ride" and I recommend it to even the Holy Joes and Biddies, who need not fear that reading it will be a sin. The title notwithstanding, it has nothing to do with sex.:)

Chairman Meow · 13-06-2011 3:47pm

Seachmall wrote: »

Little explosions emit from my arse on a regular basis. You don't know where they come from!

Theists = 5
Atheists = 0
My bumhole = 1

Yeah i do. Food being broken down in your gut emits gas expelled from your anus. Seriously, if this is the best anti-god argument the atheists have, its no wonder youre all clutching at straws here with this nothing exploding and creating everything shtick

Theists = M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Atheists = 0

Seachmall · 13-06-2011 3:49pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Yeah i do. Food being broken down in your gut emits gas expelled from your anus. Seriously, if this is the best anti-god argument the atheists have, its no wonder youre all clutching at straws here with this nothing exploding and creating everything shtick

Theists = M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Atheists = 0

Nope, it's munchkins in my bum mining fat off my arse!

Theists = 5
Atheists = 0
My bumhole = 2

TheBlueHaze · 13-06-2011 3:49pm

I can't believe I fell for your trolling. You got me

Cú Giobach · 13-06-2011 3:50pm

johnmcdnl wrote: »

anyone else notice the religious troll trying to jump in to turn the thread to **** so the mods will lock it.....

Time for this I think.

Chuck Stone · 13-06-2011 3:53pm

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

For someone with such a great username, you talk an awful lot of arse.

Not of his making might I add.

http://www.topviralpictures.com/pics/chairman_meow.png

TheBlueHaze · 13-06-2011 3:54pm

Ok everyone shut the f*ck up a listen to this lesson, actually listen to it, not just a bit, actually listen to it all. This will tell you what you need to know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdcl1teQG3A

optogirl · 13-06-2011 3:55pm

it's unfortunate that somebody who think 'all atheists are smug' gives us such a good reason to be...

EggsAckley · 13-06-2011 3:56pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

Ha ha you believe in pelicans

sensibleken · 13-06-2011 3:59pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Not of his making might I add.

http://www.topviralpictures.com/pics/chairman_meow.png

first i heard it was on room 101 about 15 years ago. it was the name of david badiel's cat

dpe · 13-06-2011 4:00pm

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Incidentally, the term "Big Bang" (incorrect, because actually it was neither big nor a bang) was coined by the astrophysicist and later Astronomer Royal Fred Hoyle.

Coined but not invented (actually Fred Hoyle didn't think the Big Bang Theory was correct at the time). The idea was actually initially proposed by a man called Georges Lemaitre. Monsignor Georges Lemaitre.

Cú Giobach · 13-06-2011 4:00pm

EggsAckley wrote: »

Ha ha you believe in pelicans

Maybe S/He has been reading this book.

smash · 13-06-2011 4:04pm

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Theists = M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Atheists = 0

So every time you post (even though you're posting rubbish) you think it's ok to score yourself and ignore everyone else?

optogirl · 13-06-2011 4:06pm

Cú Giobach wrote: »

Maybe S/He has been reading this book.

perhaps the best title of a book ever

Cú Giobach · 13-06-2011 4:07pm

optogirl wrote: »

perhaps the best title of a book ever

I must admit I cracked up when I came across it a minute ago.

When atheists go too far

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