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Derek Mooney Show *MOD WARNING IN 1st POST*

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    #1112
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Missed his daily rant Lapin, must have been brief enough so it may not qualify for a spot on the Mooney Bitch-o-meter.



    I hear Brek still slobbering over Kenny Egan...yet again.

    Jesus wept woman, will you just jump him and get it over with.


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    #1113
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Who will win the auction for Kenny Egan's short, Brek or Mooney himself?


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    #1114
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Who will win the auction for Kenny Egan's short, Brek or Mooney himself?

    if there are bodily fluids staining them, mooney will call in a winning anonymous bid by phone


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    #1115
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    freudian slip by Brek, 'there are loads of kids here'

    when discussing Louis Walsh' 'talent search'


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    #1116
    Neeson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,909 ✭✭✭Neeson


    my friend wrote: »
    freudian slip by Brek, 'there are loads of kids here'

    when discussing Louis Walsh' 'talent search'

    Think Louis' getting them younger by the day. Jedward are too grown up now.


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    #1117
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Neeson wrote: »
    Think Louis' getting them younger by the day. Jedward are too grown up now.


    its no surprise for years RTE accommodated the Church and its abuse of children

    now it allows unfettered access to the airwaves for the new style pied piper

    same game, different tools


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    #1118
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    I hate those "talent" shows. They should be taken off the air because of how the young people are treated.... shackled with restrictive contracts, forced to take part in a completely unfair competition that has it's own favourites, lied to on a consistent basis, and then dropped like a hot spud when the show is over.. And Louis is a participant in this.

    Remember Brian Ormond..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UoohilY3N8


    Sell a million records? He cant even get a full time job in RTE. Scum the lot of them.


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    #1119
    Neeson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,909 ✭✭✭Neeson


    Joe!

    Sounds about 12.


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    #1120
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    my friend wrote: »
    its no surprise for years RTE accommodated the Church and its abuse of children

    now it allows unfettered access to the airwaves for the new style pied piper

    same game, different tools


    Hmmmm,

    I think you could be wrong there.


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    #1121
    Neeson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,909 ✭✭✭Neeson


    Joe. Ha.

    Hope he rots later on in the series. What a joke him going back on doing that shíte. Just sit on the dole son or try and make it properly instead of going on those poxy shows.


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    #1122
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    That Eurovision song Love, was written by Mooney's buddy Karl Broderick.. hence Derek's defence of the song.


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    #1123
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Louis Walsh is like a sandwich board with a loudspeaker..


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    #1124
    Neeson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,909 ✭✭✭Neeson


    Louis - "It's real".

    OH MY GAWD. Wonder will Derek have a heart to heart with Louis after the show.


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    #1125
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Find a woman that's half your age plus seven.. and also, not a woman.


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    #1126
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "I felt sorry for her I really did"

    And still they are using the footage, EVEN TODAY, to promote the show to put money in his pocket... What a hypocrite..


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    #1127
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,675 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    The Many Faces of Louis Walsh

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do2kdrjLQ3o

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #1128
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Anybody know how I can get this mental picture of a pregnant Brek having sex out of my head.. :(


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    #1129
    Neeson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,909 ✭✭✭Neeson


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Anybody know how I can get this mental picture of a pregnant Brek having sex out of my head.. :(

    Imagine Derek lobbing it up Louis.

    Which is worse?


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    #1130
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    martin on again, reviewing Musicals for derek....

    steppin out with derek...


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    #1131
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,350 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    What are the odds of a punch-up between Derek and Paul G after the show?


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    #1132
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,719 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Jaysus, is Derek spoiling for a fight with Paul G?!!


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    #1133
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Nice little bitch fight brewing today with cover versions raising the ire of our Derek.

    Paul G describing (rightly imo) the Ronan Keating version of "You Shay it Besht, When Y-o-ou Shay Nodding add Awl" as one of the worst ever covers. Derek naturally rushing to Ro-Ro's defence.

    Cue Jedward argument. And no Brek there so who knows who he's going to kick up the hole once he gets into a tantrum.


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    #1134
    Welsh Megaman
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    I am stunned by the fact that Paul G is employed as a 'music expert', yet he knows no more than your average guy down the pub - getting facts and chart statistics wrong...would be useless in a pub quiz!


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    #1135
    JonathanAnon
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    some crowd of bickering ould women.


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    #1136
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Only reason he's on this Show is because he shares Dereks' addiction to Eurovision.

    And, tbh, by comparison with Mooney, he probably qualifies as an "expert". Derek can't think beyond X-Factor, Jedward or any boy-band that tickles his fancy :D......Jesus wept, now he thinks Glee released "Don't Stop believin'"


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    #1137
    JonathanAnon
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    lol.. Mooney was wrong having commissioned the poll himself about Journey... :pac:


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    #1138
    dolittle
    Registered Users Posts: 706 ✭✭✭dolittle


    sudzs wrote: »
    Jaysus, is Derek spoiling for a fight with Paul G?!!

    yup i thing you are right
    there will be some fisting between them after the show


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    #1139
    aloyisious
    Registered Users Posts: 11,575 ✭✭✭✭aloyisious


    dolittle wrote: »
    yup i thing you are right
    there will be some fisting between them after the show

    Ha :)


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    #1140
    Neeson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,909 ✭✭✭Neeson


    Who's Paul G?


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    #1141
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Neeson wrote: »
    Who's Paul G?

    He's the sausagefest expert, who sounds like he has a bon bon stuck in throat.


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