Would you like a threesome

General Zod

well, you are from Cork.

NothingMan

ascanbe wrote: »

There's only one heterosexual on boards?
Wonder who it is.

Went on a date with a girl when I was 16. After the movie we went to her friends house party. At the party there was a chick who really fancied, and made no secret of it, the girl I was with. A lot of beers later and half the girls are hooking up upstairs, nice. Me and the girl I'mwith go to a spare bed and start mooching. After a while the lesbian/bi chick comes in and lies the other side of her. They start mooching too. Nice.













I got up and went downstairs. In my defense, I was 16 and as someone said, when faced with the situation I spooked and paniced. The girl immediately followed me down because she wasn't a lesbian and wanted to be with me but I still kick myself now at what could have been. They were both very attractive and one had MAHOOSIVE boobies.

I reckon given the opportunity now I'd be all over it like white on rice. Doubt I'd last too long though. But I'd be ready again in no time. Not much chance of it with my gf though. She's the jealous type.

Phobious

Im not sure which is worst, being presented with the golden oppertunity and fleeing or just never getting a chance!

Phobious

Phobious wrote: »

Hey everyone,

Just want to get a general and honest response from our heterosexual member.

Would you like to have a threesome. It doesnt matter what sex the other 2 people are.

Yes, no or "My GF will kill me for answering".

I LIVE in a threesome, it is not all joyous It takes work.

thebigbiffo

Deleted User wrote: »

I LIVE in a threesome, it is not all joyous It takes work.

are you one of these new agers or summat?

thebigbiffo

thebigbiffo wrote: »

are you one of these new agers or summat?

Nah, someone thought of it LONG before we got there.

General Zod

Deleted User wrote: »

I LIVE in a threesome, it is not all joyous It takes work.

Do you ever get bored and say "let's go for four"?

Is it like new razor blades, adding on a new blade every year?

Dublin_Gunner

I had a threesome once.

Couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.

General Zod

General Zod wrote: »

Do you ever get bored and say "let's go for four"?

No more or less than people in couples want to go to three

But no, it is enough work as it is. I would not add to it, but I wouldn't change it either.

General Zod

General Zod wrote: »

Do you ever get bored and say "let's go for four"?

Anyway when most people feel like extending their family relationship they have children, and we added one to the group only last month. So there IS 4 of us now, 3 of them girls…. I am somewhat feeling outnumbered. Democracy is likely not the way to go in this house in years to come I think.

giant_midget

had one myself about 4 years ago with a girl from my old job and her friend. was nice but hard work, i aint no porn star/king :pac:

would love to do it again

fullstop

cherryghost wrote: »

This brings me back to my college days :P

I remember one night not long after halloween me and my mates got chatting to these two girls in the pub. Well one thing led to another and we ended up at the nightclub, which I don't normally go to. Things got a big hot and I ended up with one of the girls, my friend got with the other.

So not long in, they both invite us back to their place. 'Sure why not!' I said. My friend left me cold though, said he had to go home, and so he left. I went back with the girl anyway. So I came to discover that they lived in the same apartment. 'Alright so', I thought. It was not alright.

So she went in to get changed for bed, and the other one 'went to bed', leaving me to sit in the kitchen, quite uncomfortably might I add. So then the girl that my friend was with came out of her bedroom and whispered into my ear 'Fancy a threesome?'. IIRC my mouth just gaped. The other girl walked out in her underwear declaring we should have the threesome in her bedroom. They both looked at me.

'Eh.... nah, I'm good.'

I walked out. The end.

They must have been right munters.

thebigbiffo

Deleted User wrote: »

Anyway when most people feel like extending their family relationship they have children, and we added one to the group only last month. So there IS 4 of us now, 3 of them girls…. I am somewhat feeling outnumbered. Democracy is likely not the way to go in this house in years to come I think.

i'm fasinated...

give us some more details. how did you hook up with 2 chicks? is it accepted by your family, neighbours etc or is it a secret? what are the dymamics of the relationship in terms of emotional attachments and probably inevitable jealousy? you are the ultimate answer to the op's question!

ps: i will be putting your responses into a general presentation to pitch to my wife:D

thebigbiffo

thebigbiffo wrote: »

give us some more details. how did you hook up with 2 chicks? is it accepted by your family, neighbours etc or is it a secret? what are the dymamics of the relationship in terms of emotional attachments and probably inevitable jealousy? you are the ultimate answer to the op's question!

It was a slow evolution really, it was no one event where we "hooked up" but a long slow process over some months at the end of which we just made it official.

Family was a problem, especially the parents of the younger of the two who hated me intensely thinking I was "using" them... but in the end most parents just want their kids to be happy and when they realised we were happy, and we were committed, they came around to it.

Jealousy has never been an issue, but I put that down to them being together too, and not just me being with two girls separately. We are in a relationship together, like any couple in every other way really, and it works. I can imagine jealousy being more of an issue where the relationship is two distinct relationships amongst three people. I do not know how people pull THAT one off to be honest and muchos respect to those who do.

thebigbiffo

Deleted User wrote: »

It was a slow evolution really, it was no one event where we "hooked up" but a long slow process over some months at the end of which we just made it official.

Family was a problem, especially the parents of the younger of the two who hated me intensely thinking I was "using" them... but in the end most parents just want their kids to be happy and when they realised we were happy, and we were committed, they came around to it.

Jealousy has never been an issue, but I put that down to them being together too, and not just me being with two girls separately. We are in a relationship together, like any couple in every other way really, and it works. I can imagine jealousy being more of an issue where the relationship is two distinct relationships amongst three people. I do not know how people pull THAT one off to be honest and muchos respect to those who do.

hhmmmmm. interesting. and my final statement on this matter...

pics or gtfo

thebigbiffo

thebigbiffo wrote: »

pics or gtfo

Euw pics of what!

where is the door?

jennytightlips

been there...done that and yes id do it again!

Banned Account

jennytightlips wrote: »

been there...done that and yes id do it again!

Added to your username - I am very curious ...

thebigbiffo

jennytightlips wrote: »

been there...done that and yes id do it again!

i presume your username is in reference to your famous ability not to tell the fuzz a f'uckin thing...and not more closely related to this threads subject

Fitzcaraldo

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Added to your username - I am very curious ...

Thanks. I did not want to be the one to say this I had faith someone would do it for me.

thebigbiffo

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Added to your username - I am very curious ...

damn you fitz and your speed typing!

readyletsgo

I've done a 3way with MMM as i'm gay, its great fun the first few times but wouldnt do it anymore as its too easy to get a gay 3way going lol.
Wouldnt mind a mmf, but the dude would have to be into it both ways too. None of this 'ew he touched my leg or balls' rubbish lol

kylith

Would I be interested in mmf? yes.
Would I actually do it? No. I don't want to have sex with anyone other than my bf.
Would I do it if it was FFM? No. I have it on good authority that girls are crazy, and I'm quite happy being the only crazy one in my bed.

squeakyduck

more than likely said before, but you couldn't have a threesome without the risk of totally destroying a relationship. If I was single I would for the laugh! But, at the moment I am totally happy just having my boyfriend all to myself. I'm not one for sharing him!

I've been asked several times, the one I almost went through with one of the guys threw a wobbler because he was gonna do it with another guy! :rolleyes: haha

thebigbiffo

this thread needs gender breakdown for yes/no. at the moment i'm guessing all the yes's are men and all the no's women

minidazzler

thebigbiffo wrote: »

this thread needs gender breakdown for yes/no. at the moment i'm guessing all the yes's are men and all the no's women

2 things.

Could you please stop posting in this thread? I keep imagining Biffo pumping away at Mary Harney while Hi-5ing Bertie who has the other end sorted! It's not nice!

A number of women on here have admitted to having 3ways! The gender balance will be majority male anyway, due to there being more males on boards, but alot of women are interesting in 3ways!

chirogirl

wouldn't rule one out.

Princess Peach

thebigbiffo wrote: »

this thread needs gender breakdown for yes/no. at the moment i'm guessing all the yes's are men and all the no's women

I voted yes

revie

snyper wrote: »

Well, in my instance thats how it started.. i was walking to the toilet and the bedroom was open and the two ladies were tearng the fannies out of ech other... "hellooo ladies, can i be of some assistance?"

Apparently as it happened - i was.

At which point did you wake up from your dream?

Asphyxia

Have done it before and wouldn't mind doing it again, it was great for me and my partner. I thought it would be strange afterwards but it wasn't, the three of us can comfortably sit in a room without any awkwardness. I'm glad I experienced it.