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Would you like a threesome

  • 13-09-2010 9:13pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 70 ✭✭Phobious


    Hey everyone,

    Just want to get a general and honest response from our heterosexual member.

    Would you like to have a threesome. It doesnt matter what sex the other 2 people are.

    Yes, no or "My GF will kill me for answering".

    Threesome? 489 votes

    YES
    0% 0 votes
    NO
    79% 390 votes
    My GF would kill me if I answered.
    20% 99 votes


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    yeah, where do i sign up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    How much?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Had one

    Over rated... and i was sober


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,694 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    Snyper you dog! Sober, Jaysus!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    snyper wrote: »
    Had one

    Over rated... and i was sobre

    were you, hombre


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    hell no! awkward enough with one person :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    It doesnt matter what sex the other 2 people are
    yes it does


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Does sleeping with conjoined twins count?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I have mixed feelings.

    On one hand it sound very sexy!

    But I'd be afraid of awkward moments, like one person being a better ride that an another and leading to one person being ignored. And my fear is that I would be that person.

    And it would have to be with 3 single people, cause that kind of thing in a relationship spells bad news!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Does sleeping with conjoined twins count?

    depends on where they are joined


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Phobious wrote: »
    Hey everyone,

    Just want to get a general and honest response from our heterosexual member.

    Would you like to have a threesome. It doesnt matter what sex the other 2 people are.

    Yes, no or "My GF will kill me for answering".

    There's only one heterosexual on boards?
    Wonder who it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    snyper wrote: »
    Had one

    Over rated... and i was sober
    Same here, way too much work :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    I'd love to try one with a couple of girls and even offered my current squeeze a MMF threesome, if she'd reciprocate.

    No touching the other bloke though. Only to give each other high fives when she's not looking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,694 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    were you, hombre

    was I ever, sucking on a Leffe as we speak..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Pookah wrote: »
    I'd love to try one with a couple of girls and even offered my current squeeze an MMF threesome if she'd reciprocate.

    No touching the other bloke though. Only to give each other high fives when she's not looking.

    There will only ever be one set of balls at my cockfest... to much risk of a wayward micky sliding in somewhere it shouldnt


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I've had a threesome. Well I say threesome, I really mean I just wanked myself off with my left and right hand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    ascanbe wrote: »
    There's only one heterosexual on boards?
    Wonder who it is.

    Me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Pookah wrote: »
    I'd love to try one with a couple of girls and even offered my current squeeze an MMF threesome if she'd reciprocate.

    No touching the other bloke though. Only to give each other high fives when she's not looking.

    Didn't realise it even qualified as a 3some unless everybody was getting familar with each other?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    theres no orgy option ????

    yes - I would like to experience a threesome - but have the cop on to know it would probably be a nightmare !

    if it was MFM - I'd be concerned about my performance and if the other guy was bigger/better than me.

    if it was FMF - I'd be concerned that the second woman would know how to please a woman better ....so I'd be concerned about my performance (if I have any role to play)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    I've had a threesome. Well I say threesome, I really mean I just wanked myself off with my left and right hand.

    so you had a me-some and you should have sat on your left hand til it was numb so it would feel like someone else was doing it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭Liber8or


    Why stop at three?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    They aren't all that, quite disappointing really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    bonerm wrote: »
    Didn't realise it even qualified as a 3some unless everybody was getting familar with each other?

    Then mine will be one with limited participation.

    Not something I hanker after but it was only fair to offer if I want a MFF threesome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    (if I have any role to play)

    Get the refreshments


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I'm open to all the 3some combinations (MFF , FMF and FFM).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    It does'nt matter what sex the other two are? ehh..if you're heterosexual it does..I ain't having a threesome with two other blokes :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 70 ✭✭Phobious


    Well Basically my ex girl friend says Im weird cos I want one and my life of mountain biking computer games and porn is outlandish!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    bonerm wrote: »
    I'm open to all the 3some combinations (MFF , FMF and FFM).

    MMM?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    If I was to have one with 2 guys, they would have to be together! Cause its no fun for me otherwise (except that I'd be with 2 guys at the same time.) That would be so hot!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    Bambi wrote: »
    It does'nt matter what sex the other two are? ehh..if you're heterosexual it does..I ain't having a threesome with two other blokes :mad:

    close your eyes and think of naked ladies !!

    apparently in mountjoy - it doesn't make you gay if you are giving it - but looking at a porn mag resting on his back !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    snyper wrote: »
    Get the refreshments

    towel to wipe the sweat off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    So if your a guy in a threesome with another guy, ye don't want to touch the other guy at all right?

    If a guy was in a threesome with 2 girls, would he find it acceptable if the 2 girls don't touch each other?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    So if your a guy in a threesome with another guy, ye don't want to touch the other guy at all right?

    If a guy was in a threesome with 2 girls, would he find it acceptable if the 2 girls don't touch each other?

    keep talking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    as ardal o'hanlon so eloquently put it, after a while you'd be lying there just thinking 'i wish there was another girl here'

    to clean the place up a bit and get some toast.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    So if your a guy in a threesome with another guy, ye don't want to touch the other guy at all right?

    If a guy was in a threesome with 2 girls, would he find it acceptable if the 2 girls don't touch each other?

    It's different for girls.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Pookah wrote: »
    It's different for girls.

    I believe Prof. Joe Jackson once made that very point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Pookah wrote: »
    It's different for girls.

    HOW????

    I hate men. I just have an all girl threesome


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    HOW????

    I hate men. I just have an all girl threesome

    you keep talking as well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    If I was to have one with 2 guys, they would have to be together! Cause its no fun for me otherwise (except that I'd be with 2 guys at the same time.) That would be so hot!

    Fire up the BBQ, it's time for a SPIT ROAST!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    snyper wrote: »
    Had one

    Over rated... and i was sober

    Sex dolls don't count...... :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    HOW????
    I'm only messing.
    I hate men. I just have an all girl threesome

    Pics etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    HOW????

    I hate men. I just have an all girl threesome
    Selling tickets?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    So if your a guy in a threesome with another guy, ye don't want to touch the other guy at all right?

    If a guy was in a threesome with 2 girls, would he find it acceptable if the 2 girls don't touch each other?

    Well, in my instance thats how it started.. i was walking to the toilet and the bedroom was open and the two ladies were tearng the fannies out of ech other... "hellooo ladies, can i be of some assistance?"

    Apparently as it happened - i was.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Mr. Loverman


    I've had one before (two girls). Genuinely no where near as good as you would think it would be. In fact, a two-some is better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Fire up the BBQ, it's time for a SPIT ROAST!!

    I don't think I want to know what this is
    snyper wrote: »
    Well, in my instance thats how it started.. i was walking to the toilet and the bedroom was open and the two ladies were tearng the fannies out of ech other... "hellooo ladies, can i be of some assistance?"

    Apparently as it happened - i was.

    Def the LEAST romantic thing I have ever heard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    This thread is just making me want to have one now... feck.

    2 ladies needed now! lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I don't think I want to know what this is



    Def the LEAST romantic thing I have ever heard

    Theres no romance in a 3 way honey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    OisinT wrote: »
    This thread is just making me want to have one now... feck.

    2 ladies needed now! lol

    They're mine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I don't think I want to know what this is


    one each end of you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    snyper wrote: »
    Theres no romance in a 3 way honey

    unless one of the participants is named "romance"


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