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Ye can't beat a danger ****

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    #92
    Rothmans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,805 ✭✭✭Rothmans


    Sod'o swords wrote: »
    Or if your parents do walk in on you, to redeem your dignity, look em in the eye and Finish like a hero.

    No, just, no


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    #93
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    beardybob wrote: »
    Well I think its healthy. In fairness a good **** sorts everything out even a bad ride and especially a hang over. The cucumber sound a little too painfull think I'll stick to the shampoo bottle, no risk of it breaking.

    Quote of the century. Sticking this in my sig.


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    #94
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    Sod'o swords wrote: »
    Or if your parents do walk in on you, to redeem your dignity, look em in the eye and Finish like a hero.

    Look who in what eye?


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    #95
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    KrazeeEyezKilla wrote: »
    Go for a drive with one hand on the wheel and the other having the ****.

    Only in Cavan eh.


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    #96
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Best Thread EVER!!!!

    :)


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    #97
    Randomfriend
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Randomfriend


    sex is just a posh ****

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    #98
    Nemanja91
    Registered Users Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    Suicide **** sounds way better...


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    #99
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Randomfriend wrote: »
    sex is just a posh ****

    I prefer to call it hands free.


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    #100
    Randomfriend
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Randomfriend


    That_Guy wrote: »
    I prefer to call it hands free.

    you might fit a few fingers in there too if you have enough lube

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    #101
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Randomfriend wrote: »
    you might fit a few fingers in there too if you have enough lube

    I don't be sticking no fingers up no stink hole.


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    #102
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    I think cracking one off in the confessional is the best.


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    #103
    Randomfriend
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Randomfriend


    That_Guy wrote: »
    I don't be sticking no fingers up no stink hole.

    which hole? :) they both have,.. lets just say, quite a distinctive aroma

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    #104
    firstprime
    Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭firstprime


    oh for **** sake......i thaught this was a respectable site....
    just...just no....
    also pacman :pac:................


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    #105
    Randomfriend
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Randomfriend


    firstprime wrote: »
    oh for **** sake......i thaught this was a respectable site....
    just...just no....
    also pacman :pac:................

    i'm sorry you had to see this pacman :o

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    #106
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Randomfriend wrote: »
    which hole? :) they both have,.. lets just say, quite a distinctive aroma

    I'd rather have a fillet of fish than a turd sandwich any day.


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    #107
    Randomfriend
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Randomfriend


    That_Guy wrote: »
    I'd rather have a fillet of fish than a turd sandwich any day.

    nyom nyom nyom :pac::pac::pac:

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    #108
    derra_121
    Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭derra_121


    Do you becum (;-0) a member of the mile high club if you have a **** on a plane???

    Wheres the best place anyones had a ****??


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    #109
    congo_90
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    jab1 wrote: »
    my first post on boards and its too ths topic,legendary stuff keep it up.
    That's the general idea behind the danger ****
    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Your getting mental image of me, :eek:

    What ever your thinking i dont want to know....:p

    Dot matrix printer image of you.


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    #110
    firstprime
    Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭firstprime


    derra_121 wrote: »
    Do you becum (;-0) a member of the mile high club if you have a **** on a plane???

    Wheres the best place anyones had a ****??
    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1878#comic

    i think this pretty much answers your question


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    #111
    kittykrazy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭kittykrazy


    Selected wrote: »
    In times of domestic stress, I usually go for a walk in the woods, find a tree, and choke the chicken. A little bit dangerous when you can hear approaching voices and barking dogs.

    Works for me though.:o


    Got to have wood, huh?!? (Too obvious?)


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    #112
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    A mate of mine who drives a jeep regulary whacks one off while stuck in traffic in Dublin.

    Keep your eyes open people he could be sitting next to yeh.


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    #113
    ironictoaster
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    When a danger **** goes wrong...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEPHThVvgzI


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    #114
    altairscreed
    Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭altairscreed


    creggy wrote: »
    When a danger **** goes wrong...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEPHThVvgzI

    Ah man that's fcuking funny ****:D


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    #115
    moggser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,090 ✭✭✭moggser


    ****.....the lot of ye


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    #116
    sidneykidney
    Registered Users Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    I thought a posh ****, was a **** with a condom on, but I am open to correction on that...:o


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    #117
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    moggser wrote: »
    ****.....the lot of ye
    That actually goes for us girls too :cool:


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    #118
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    sidneykidney wrote: »
    I thought a posh ****, was a **** with a condom on, but I am open to correction on that...:o

    tis indeed, seems a bit crazy to me


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    #119
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I mean, how much comming has to take place before the smell is detectable? Sorry, I'm being pedantic now, I know, but ... it's still an interesting question!

    Which reminds me I need to buy some fresh oysters
    derra_121 wrote: »
    Wheres the best place anyones had a ****??

    I believe high heels are quite popular and the hoover tube , lots of hands free suction there .


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    #120
    moggser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,090 ✭✭✭moggser


    Kiera wrote: »
    That actually goes for us girls too :cool:

    well you girls would be curtain cuddler's


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    #121
    Stark
    Registered Users Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    DangerWank, used to love that show as a kid. Him and his assistant, Penisfold.

    ⛥ ̸̱̼̞͛̀̓̈́͘#C̶̼̭͕̎̿͝R̶̦̮̜̃̓͌O̶̬͙̓͝W̸̜̥͈̐̾͐Ṋ̵̲͔̫̽̎̚͠ͅT̸͓͒͐H̵͔͠È̶̖̳̘͍͓̂W̴̢̋̈͒͛̋I̶͕͑͠T̵̻͈̜͂̇Č̵̤̟̑̾̂̽H̸̰̺̏̓ ̴̜̗̝̱̹͛́̊̒͝⛥



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