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My first go - title "The Madman?"

padraiggg · 2009-10-21 12:23:50

Chapter 1 A man in a hat entered the room. He took off the hat. “It's you!” They all said. At the same time like a class speaking to a teacher. “Hahaha Hello gentleman”, the man in the hat said, putting the hat on the table. “And hello ladies he said. Turning to the ladies and lifting his hat politely. “Leave us alone…

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#332 17-01-2010 2:51am
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I have legit laughed out loud more times reading this thread than any thread in the history of boards. Genius.

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#333 17-01-2010 1:47pm
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http://www.trentsadventures.com/

they all surrounded Trent like people surrounding a person!

Awesome
I Trent:)

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#334 17-01-2010 7:44pm
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I now firmly believe that all of lifes problems can be solved simply by asking the question "what would Trent do?"

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#335 17-01-2010 8:09pm
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Paidraiggg is a poker player! :eek:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64025058&postcount=108206

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#336 17-01-2010 8:22pm
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electrogrimey wrote: »

Paidraiggg is a poker player! :eek:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64025058&postcount=108206

Imposter
The www.trentsadventures.com website seems to be down, unfortunately.

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#337 17-01-2010 11:19pm
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electrogrimey wrote: »

Paidraiggg is a poker player! :eek:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64025058&postcount=108206

That paidraigggg is not the same one
He is not our paidraiggg who brings us our wonderful tales of Trent
He has an extra g

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#338 17-01-2010 11:24pm
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BluesBerry wrote: »

That paidraigggg is an impsoter
He is not our paidraiggg who brings us our wonderful tales of Trent
He has an extra g
This is madness I tells ya madness :mad:

Madness!!!!Yes it is madness...but the sort of madness trent himself would conjure when he feels like conjuring madness......

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#339 17-01-2010 11:55pm
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ToniTuddle wrote: »

Everyone should take their favourite quote and use it in their signature with a link....

Let others know!!!

There once was Feeky...

Now there is TRENT!!!!

+1

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#340 18-01-2010 4:06am
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Funglegunk wrote: »

What's a 'chuck norris euphenism'?

Someone should tell him that Chuck Norris jokes aren't euphemisms.
And certainly not euphenisms.

The Trent thing is great because it rips this pi$$ out of bloated, verbose (crap) creative writing.

Edit: OP, how about a bit of character development- let us see different sides to him.
Reveal the complexities, the psychological conflicts stirring underneath.
Juxtaposed, of course, with the ridiculous killing and sex.

He's just misunderstood, isn't that it?

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#341 18-01-2010 11:59am
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I'll just leave this here

http://drop.io/trentchapter1/chronological

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#342 18-01-2010 12:03pm
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Snapkick wrote: »

I'll just leave this here

http://drop.io/trentchapter1/chronological

Yeay thanks now I can listen to it in my car whoohooo

Thanks snapkick:D:D

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#343 18-01-2010 5:32pm
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Right now I'm thinking Chapter 15 is the best. There should be a poll.

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#344 18-01-2010 7:57pm
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Snapkick wrote: »

I'll just leave this here

http://drop.io/trentchapter1/chronological

That's pretty awesome.

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#345 19-01-2010 12:49am
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Snapkick wrote: »

I'll just leave this here

http://drop.io/trentchapter1/chronological

The thread that just keeps giving.:)

Genealogy Forum Mod

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#346 19-01-2010 1:13am
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Hahaha.. Trent reaches a blind audience.. :eek:

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#347 19-01-2010 1:17am
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Trent was getting bored though and just decided to pulverise the head stripper with a fantastic wheelkick. He had remembered his army training about strippers and knew the rest would run away without there master.

Yes!

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#348 19-01-2010 11:57pm
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I LOVE the audio!

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#349 19-01-2010 11:59pm
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Rozabeez wrote: »

I LOVE the audio!

What audio...:o? *scratches head*

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#350 20-01-2010 12:20am
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Snapkick wrote:

I'll just leave this here

http://drop.io/trentchapter1/chronological

Well someones on the dole

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#351 20-01-2010 1:48am
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This is fantastic. Good man the trent

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#352 20-01-2010 2:05pm
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Trent was getting bored though and just decided to pulverise the head stripper with a fantastic wheelkick. He had remembered his army training about strippers and knew the rest would run away without there master.

Their. FFS.

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#353 20-01-2010 3:03pm
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Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

Their. FFS.

Can you try keep all feedback on the story in one thread as much as possible (assuming you're going to spell check the lot, there will be quite a lot of it) and do so without the latent aggression?

Thanks.

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#354 20-01-2010 3:08pm
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pickarooney wrote: »

Can you try keep all feedback on the story in one thread as much as possible (assuming you're going to spell check the lot, there will be quite a lot of it) and do so without the latent aggression?

Thanks.

There was no 'latent aggression'. It was a post made quite obviously in jest, at least to anyone who's read any of the story. *edit or so I thought anyway...

Maybe I should have used [joke][/joke] tags? Or I'll make sure to put all manner of smileys in the next time :P

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#355 20-01-2010 10:33pm
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I'm an attention-seeking piss-artist with less talent than I have integrity!

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#356 20-01-2010 10:49pm
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Who the **** are you?!

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#357 20-01-2010 10:54pm
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GOD DAMMIT :MAD:

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#358 20-01-2010 10:54pm
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"He hears a sound like a €5 coin rattling in the cupholder, and looks toward it expecting to see his gun, because he remembered putting his gun there and not a €5 coin"

I like it.
Do all badasses keep their guns in their cupholder?

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#359 20-01-2010 11:17pm
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I love Trent

“No Gun? Haha!“ says the main henchman reaching into his own cupholder. Trent looks back at him in the eyes and hits a jawbreaker punch on the driver that breaks his jaw. “Now try to laugh.” said Trent.

haha brillant

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#360 20-01-2010 11:18pm
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I'm waiting for the first poor sap who tries to tell Trent his coin is not legal tender.

I was a little disappointed with the lack of sex in this episode but I suppose even Trent might have had a tough time fitting in some callous nookie during a high speed chase and shootout.

edit: Boo to the fake!

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#361 20-01-2010 11:49pm
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padraigggg wrote: »

I woulda gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for that pesky That_Guy!

He's a fake!!!!!

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