Awkward Moments....

AckwelFoley

Sitting at th Kitchen table with the missus and her mother, i farteds i do without thinking.. forgetting her mother was there..

Awkward silence decends on the room...

..Fook sake Michelle, you're rotten.. have you no manners.. were you dragged up?

brummytom

WindSock wrote: »

Yeah right that was awkward. You were loving it

*whistles*

Voltex

The missues bribed me to do a stupid dance in my undies in exchange for a back scratch...as I was doin it she actually videoed me....so the other night I wanted to show my mother a video of my kids on Holloween..and thought the first vid in the folder was of the kids....I was wrong!!!!!:o:o:o
My mam just pretended she didnt see anything...but got a good view of me disco dancing to lady gaga in my jocks!

BrianD3

When I was in school I went on an exchange to Germany with some classmates. On the flight home we were all wrecked from doing a lot of travelling. I fell asleep and when I woke up my head was on another lad's shoulder and I had snotted onto his jumper. Luckily he was still fast asleep.

Was staying with a family once, got out of bed half asleep one morning. As I stumbled out to the bathroom I met the family's daughter (age 17) in the hall. She gave me a funny look. I continued to the bathroom, looked down and saw that my semi erect schlong was hanging right out of my shorts.

Sitec

I was in Cork when i was training. Was there for ten weeks. Got friendly with a lad on my course and we went out on the town one night. I lived a bit away from the city centre so he said i could stay at his gfriends apartment. She is a nurse and lives with 3 others, nice one i thought!:D
We all went out on the town and i got extremely drunk. I asked for the key and called it a night (so i was told). Woke up in the morning to see one of the nurse girls standing over me asking "did I enjoy the night?" i said "i did" and made small chit chat. She then left for work and to my horror i looked down and had no jocks or pance on!
That was grand i was mortified but my friend found it funny. Then we went in to collage and he got a phone call saying the television is broke and soaking wet. I must have sleep walked and pissed all over it.

Awkward was not the word.:eek:

jos28

I asked a pregnant friend what name she had chosen for her baby. When she told me the name, I went on and on and on about how awful the name was. When I asked her where she came up with such a crap name she told me she was naming her baby after her brother who died !

Midnight_EG

BrianD3 wrote: »

When I was in school I went on an exchange to Germany with some classmates. On the flight home we were all wrecked from doing a lot of travelling. I fell asleep and when I woke up my head was on another lad's shoulder and I had snotted onto his jumper. Luckily he was still fast asleep.

Was staying with a family once, got out of bed half asleep one morning. As I stumbled out to the bathroom I met the family's daughter (age 17) in the hall. She gave me a funny look. I continued to the bathroom, looked down and saw that my semi erect schlong was hanging right out of my shorts.

How long have you been waiting to talk about your d*ck on the internet?

enniscorthy

brummytom wrote: »

When you're walking behind someone, they're walking at the same speed as you so you can't overtake them as it were. So you decide to keep your distance a bit and just look like a shit stalker.

And when a parent mentions anything rude.
I got a few 'rude' cards off my mates for my birthday that I thought I'd hid well, obviously not
"Get any cards Tom?"
"Just off Seamus"
"Oh right.. If you say so "

or yesterday.
"We going out to town now mom?"
"Yeah, just wait until my Property Porn's finished" :eek: :eek: MOM!! (she means house programmes)

Like mother, like son

hehe good1mum

netwhizkid

Was staying at a friends house (in America) with his family, anyway that evening his wifes friend came over and wifey, my friend and wifes friend and myself watch a movie until 1am. My friend and I were to go fishing that morning and the wifes friend was also to come with us.

Anyway as we were awaking at 6am I went to bed straight away after the movie ended. About 15 mins later and I was just getting dozy I heard something moving in the room and next thing the wifes friend got into bed next to me, then I realised I was in the only spare bed in the house and she was as drunk as a skunk and I could feel her leg brushing off mine, it was so awkward and I contemplated staying in the bed but figured she would throw a fit when she woke up with me next to her so I got out and headed to the sofa. I mentioned it to my friend later in the day out on the lake (she never surfaced to come with us) and he couldn't stop laughing and asked me did I?? Then I realised maybe I had made a mistake in leaving in the bed :eek:

woodzyx

Meeting my friend's nana the other week. For some reason when they called me into the room to say hello, everyone was staring at me, and the pressure just went to my head. I shook his nana's hand and then went on to shake his mam's hand and then nearly his dad's hand too before I eventually snapped out of it. I already know his parents quite well. Just really weird and unnecessary....:o

pablodunlop

Tea-a-Maria wrote: »

Watching a film with your parents and a sex scene comes on..

Watching a film with your girlfriend and her parents and a sex scene comes on....Damn you Jamie Lee Curtis!

davey boy

When you qualify for a major soccer tournament by cheating.

livindadream

working on the customer service of super value, and a customer asking me for a packet of smokes...

same time the manager asks me to page a member of staff...

thus...me calling into the mic "20 SILK CUT PURPLE..."

arhhhgg

lmao

Your manager was in the wrong. The customer should always get your complete attention!

Senna

Working in a hotel i have 100's of these stories;

- Naked old woman locks herself out of her bedroom and comes down to me at reception, i have to walk up with her to the room and she walks in front, no where to look:o

-Walked into a room that was meant to be empty and there's a young couple in bed.

-Old fella gets in bath but cant get out, so i have to lift him out, yes he's wet and naked (and he farted as i lifted him out).

-Announced the Bride and Groom into the room and got their name wrong. Cue silence when normally there's a round of applause.

phill106

Senna wrote: »

Working in a hotel i have 100's of these stories;

- Naked old woman locks herself out of her bedroom and comes down to me at reception, i have to walk up with her to the room and she walks in front, no where to look:o

-Walked into a room that was meant to be empty and there's a young couple in bed.

-Old fella gets in bath but cant get out, so i have to lift him out, yes he's wet and naked (and he farted as i lifted him out).

-Announced the Bride and Groom into the room and got their name wrong. Cue silence when normally there's a round of applause.

Ha, in all the times i worked in hotels (still do) its always been men sleepwalking out the door nude. Why men! Why not hot young women!

I too have walked into a room supposed to be empty, topless girl in hallway, fella on the bed. To add to embarasment, she was staff...

Finding a drunken women in her 50s walking naked along the corridor, pooping as she walked (collegue experienced this, not me thank god).

People rining down to reception complaining porn isnt working, getting it fixed, then they ring down asking do we have hand cream.

Troubleshooting the internet connection for what i suspect was a tranny prostitute, she asking me all about my job etc.

larchielads

davey boy wrote: »

When you qualify for a major soccer tournament by cheating.

dam straight!!!

bakkiesbotha

Taking a pee in the showers at the gym. Due to drinking a Berocca, and I suppose being a bit dehydrated after the workout, my pee was a pretty strong luminous green.

I hear an angry roar from the next shower. I look down and see the flow of my pee draining into his stall and going all over his feet

brummytom

Sorry for bumping...

Got a letter from the NHS yesterday morning, I only noticed it this morning so I opened it.

"Thomas. Have you had a chlamydia test yet?" It read
Mom was standing next to me

"What's that, Tom?"
"Erm.. just a letter." She took it off me "Just teenage rubbish mom"

She read the first line outloud and laughed.

"You should have the test Tom" she cackled
"I'm got a pretty surefire way of knowing, mother".


Why the fuck did I say that? I ran up to my room

Bajingo

brummytom wrote: »

Sorry for bumping...

Got a letter from the NHS yesterday morning, I only noticed it this morning so I opened it.

"Thomas. Have you had a chlamydia test yet?" It read
Mom was standing next to me

"What's that, Tom?"
"Erm.. just a letter." She took it off me "Just teenage rubbish mom"

She read the first line outloud and laughed.

"You should have the test Tom" she cackled
"I'm got a pretty surefire way of knowing, mother".


Why the fuck did I say that? I ran up to my room

Haha..it's always better to say nothing in a situation like that..also..does your mam not know any privacy boundaries..sheesh!

Midnight_EG

brummytom wrote: »

Sorry for bumping...

Got a letter from the NHS yesterday morning, I only noticed it this morning so I opened it.

"Thomas. Have you had a chlamydia test yet?" It read
Mom was standing next to me

"What's that, Tom?"
"Erm.. just a letter." She took it off me "Just teenage rubbish mom"

She read the first line outloud and laughed.

"You should have the test Tom" she cackled
"I'm got a pretty surefire way of knowing, mother".


Why the fuck did I say that? I ran up to my room

Tom, this is from everybody, you are fucking weird :L:L:L

Aldito

My brother and sister's secondary school used to have a summer fete thing every year, and one year I went, when I was around 9/10. I lost my dad and I was looking everywhere for him, I eventually found him watching my sister's hockey match. So I sneaked up from behind and jumped on his back. A very surprised stranger shrugged me off and gave me the dirtiest look every. I ran away...

Piriz

this was about 10 years ago, i was 17, used to work in a place in Glasnevin. the daily lunch routine was one guy drove me up to the Mace on the Jamestown Road in his silver fiat punto, id run in and get both our sambos etc.
So..i came out of the Mace one day with our food bagged..crossed the road and jumped into the silver punto. Chap in the driver seat about 26 years old just staring at me looking confused, i hadn't a fcuking clue who he was and couldn't figure out what was going on..till i looked ahead out the windscreen to see my work mates punto just a couple of yards up the street...i could see him in bits laughing as he seen it all in the rear view mirror. I apologised to the guy whos car i had gotten into and ran up the street laughing and embarrassed...

Sir Gallagher

About a year ago i was walking home from a night on the beer when i happened upon this middle aged woman crying and hunched down at a wall just on the main road where i live i asked her what was wrong and she said she wanted to kill herself and all this, so i was trying my best to calm her down and stuff.

I was there for a bit with her and at that stage i just wanted to go home but didnt want to leave her, so i had no other option other than ringing the gaurds as she wouldn't let me ring her family or a friend. So while i was ringing the gaurds she done a runner down the road threatening to jump out in front of a car, so being drunk and not realising how it looked i ran after her all the while cars were going by and a pretty packed nightlink went by too.

I caught up with her in the end and the gaurds came and took her away.

So basically my awkward moment was chasing a hysteric middle aged woman down the main road while a bus full of onlookers passed by, god knows what they thought i was up to.

BrokenArrows

Nihilist21 wrote: »

Having to repeatedly ask someone to repeat everything they say because you can't understand their accent, until you just give up and begin guessing appropriate responses.

oh dear sweet jesus i know this.
Guy who works for my company but in the UK. Never met him face to face but talk on the phone. I never have any idea what in gods name he is saying.
He has an accent and mumbles like he is a shy teenager.

I could tell he was pissed with me today. I must have asked him to repeat himself about 30 times in a 10 minute conversation.

Well i say conversation, it was more him saying something and me saying "what", "speak clearer", "the line is really bad", "stop mumbling you twat"

ronano

ive grown fond of boards,god tom you're brilliant! adrien mole aint got sh#t on you son

Mc Love

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

About a year ago i was walking home from a night on the beer when i happened upon this middle aged woman crying and hunched down at a wall just on the main road where i live i asked her what was wrong and she said she wanted to kill herself and all this, so i was trying my best to calm her down and stuff.

I was there for a bit with her and at that stage i just wanted to go home but didnt want to leave her, so i had no other option other than ringing the gaurds as she wouldn't let me ring her family or a friend. So while i was ringing the gaurds she done a runner down the road threatening to jump out in front of a car, so being drunk and not realising how it looked i ran after her all the while cars were going by and a pretty packed nightlink went by too.

I caught up with her in the end and the gaurds came and took her away.

So basically my awkward moment was chasing a hysteric middle aged woman down the main road while a bus full of onlookers passed by, god knows what they thought i was up to.

You could have at least brought her home with you

artanevilla

brummytom wrote: »

Sorry for bumping...

Got a letter from the NHS yesterday morning, I only noticed it this morning so I opened it.

"Thomas. Have you had a chlamydia test yet?" It read
Mom was standing next to me

"What's that, Tom?"
"Erm.. just a letter." She took it off me "Just teenage rubbish mom"

She read the first line outloud and laughed.

"You should have the test Tom" she cackled
"I'm got a pretty surefire way of knowing, mother".


Why the fuck did I say that? I ran up to my room

I look forward to when you lose it, as I'm sure we'll be the first to know.

Sir Gallagher

sparkysrovers wrote: »

You could have at least brought her home with you

Hmm, well she was vulnerable... maybe i should have.

Another awkward moment i despise is when somebody decides to show you a "hillarious" video on your phone which clearly isn't funny but you feel you have to laugh anyway to save everybody involved from the embarrasment, much the same as when somebody tells you a sh1t joke.

Professey Chin

artanevilla wrote: »

I look forward to when you lose it, as I'm sure we'll be the first to know.

The amount hes here id say we'll get a before,during and after.
I also believe itll be accompanied by a KYN post