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Wierdo flatmates?

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    #62
    Novella
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    Anna Molly wrote: »
    Eh...that's being nice.

    Novella is a crackpot.
    Everything in our place has a special place.
    Be it cereal or cleaning products.
    DON'T **** WITH THE SYSTEM!

    It's called being organised!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Anna Molly once left our balcony door open and fcuked off home! Hahaha!


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    #63
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Johnathan Quick Cowhand wrote: »
    Did he grow up with any sisters? If so, it really wouldn't have been that weird for him to handle your enticing delicates.
    Thats a bit weird dude. :eek::D


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    #64
    kmart6
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    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    I live with a weirdo. I often catch him looking in the keyhole of my bedroom door.
    walshb wrote:
    poke him in the eye


    Gloryhole FTW!!!!


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    #65
    Bonavox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Try living with someone who will openly watch porn with a sitting room full of people.


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    #66
    Red_Marauder
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    Captain Darling wrote: »
    Thats a bit weird dude. :eek::D
    My newphew puts my sisters (yes, his mum's) underwear on his head and runs around the house pretending to be a fly. Compared to that little freak, folding your flatmates clothes is completely normal!

    A lot of the stuff on this thread is perfectly normal. Even watching porn in the company of others (above) doesnt have to be that weird at all, especially if you're all good friendsand a bit horny


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    #67
    petes
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    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Try living with someone who will openly watch porn with a sitting room full of people.


    Do they knock one out at the same time?


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    #68
    murraymarmalade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 218 ✭✭murraymarmalade


    watching porn with another guy is a bit odd alright.mabe even a bit gay.


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    #69
    boogle
    Registered Users Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    murraymarmalade wrote: »
    watching porn with another guy is a bit odd alright.mabe even a bit gay.

    It's only gay if the balls touch.


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    #70
    cliojamie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭cliojamie


    one of the lads i lived with in college, used to watch porn when everyone was gone to bed on have the volume up to the max!! and he had a good time, and leave the mess all over for you walk/sit on the next morning :(


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    #71
    orestes
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    Anna Molly wrote: »
    Novella is a crackpot.
    Everything in our place has a special place.
    Be it cereal or cleaning products.
    DON'T **** WITH THE SYSTEM!
    Novella wrote: »
    It's called being organised!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Anna Molly once left our balcony door open and fcuked off home! Hahaha!

    You gonna take that Anna Molly?

    /grabs popcorn


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    #72
    Anna Molly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Anna Molly


    orestes wrote: »
    You gonna take that Anna Molly?

    /grabs popcorn

    Ah no, we're grand. [:
    She's the ying to my yang! :D


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    #73
    Novella
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    Anna Molly wrote: »
    Ah no, we're grand. [:
    She's the ying to my yang! :D

    Awh, why thank you! You wouldn't be saying that if everything I own had been stolen and you'd seen my mean side though!!!!


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    #74
    bleg
    Registered Users Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    DamoDLK wrote: »
    ITCHY, FLAKY SEX??? relieved by t-gel?


    Ha ha, psoriasis cracks me up.


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    #75
    Leftyflip
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    DamoDLK wrote: »
    ITCHY, FLAKY SEX???
    Finally! A practical use for KY Jelly!


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    #76
    ChocolateSauce
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    The strangest person I know is moving in with me this week......it looks set to be a wild ride of the good kind.


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    #77
    orestes
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    Anna Molly wrote: »
    Ah no, we're grand. [:
    She's the ying to my yang! :D
    Novella wrote: »
    Awh, why thank you! You wouldn't be saying that if everything I own had been stolen and you'd seen my mean side though!!!!

    What a waste of popcorn :( :pac:


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    #78
    Novella
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    orestes wrote: »
    What a waste of popcorn :( :pac:

    Haha sorry! I love Anna Molly too much for any fighting! :D


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    #79
    barakus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    Used to live with a fairly eccentric guy before, bit of a character.

    He fancied himself as a bit of a suave sophisticated chap, with a good nose for wine and a palate for fine cheeses. These notions only came on him after 9 or 10 pints of Guinness though, I used to come home and find him completely steamed with his feet sticking into the fire, boots smouldering away, bottle of centra wine and cheeseboard with a load of cut up bits of calvita on it.

    He loved a good fire and used to burn all the furniture if we were stuck for firewood, even stuff he had bought only weeks previously, I remember being in the pub with a few friends one time and he walked in twisted, casually picked up a full bucket of coal and jumped into a taxi with it.

    The other thing he loved was a good flick, but he would watch favourite scenes over and over even if it was 3 in the morning, I used to have girlfriends over and wake up in the middle of the night to SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND *machine gun blast* maybe 6 times in a row.


    All in all still the best landlord I ever had though:)


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    #80
    Professey Chin
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    Novella wrote: »
    Haha sorry! I love Anna Molly too much for any fighting! :D

    /gets popcorn to watch the loving:cool:


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    #81
    Novella
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    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    /gets popcorn to watch the loving:cool:

    Sorry, it's strictly private! :p


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    #82
    Professey Chin
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    Novella wrote: »
    Sorry, it's strictly private! :p

    /gets ladder


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    #83
    Novella
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    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    /gets ladder

    It's also very dark :)


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    #84
    Anna Molly
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    Novella wrote: »
    It's also very dark :)
    We can't afford lightbulbs....! haha


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    #85
    Novella
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    Anna Molly wrote: »
    We can't afford lightbulbs....! haha

    SH!T YEAH!! I can't actually take another shower in the dark, it's very disconcerting so remind me to invest in a lightbulb tomorrow! :)

    Keeping on topic, Anna Molly is a weirdo 'cause she sometimes talks to me on msn even though she is right beside me!


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    #86
    Anna Molly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Anna Molly


    Novella wrote: »
    SH!T YEAH!! I can't actually take another shower in the dark, it's very disconcerting so remind me to invest in a lightbulb tomorrow! :)

    Keeping on topic, Anna Molly is a weirdo 'cause she sometimes talks to me on msn even though she is right beside me!

    Novella scars me mentally by watching porn when i'm right there, lying on her tit!


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    #87
    Pickled Tranee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭Pickled Tranee


    I had a roommate who insisted all the dvds in the house be numbered one and so on and so forth he also had this queer fetish about how many dogs you can jack of to in one night it(the roommate as I call him) was a complete freak.


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    #88
    Anna Molly
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    I had one that would take your food [and we were not close] and just leave a note. I went away for one week, I came back and she'd robbed two boxes of cereal and other various stuff. Knacker.


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    #89
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Captain Darling wrote: »
    Thats a bit weird dude. :eek::D

    Yeah, well, you've never seen my sister.

    <<--<<

    >>-->>

    <<--<<

    Carry on speaking everyone.


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    #90
    rubadub
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    boogle wrote: »
    1. He insisted on only using Fairy washing-up l iquid on the dishes. I bought some other (inferior) brand one time and he nearly threw a fit, saying that he could taste the difference when he was eating out of the dishes....
    Did you rinse the plates properly? that drives me mad, people washing dishes in soapy water and sitting them up to dry while still covered in suds, this will leave residues which you can taste, and also it is filthy water so you are letting the diluted filth dry off. And worst of all the residues destroy the head on beers.
    boogle wrote: »
    2. We had a clothes horse thingy in the house for drying clothes, and he would often fold up my dried clothes and leave them in a neat pile on my bed.
    I doubt he did the folding, after he was "finished" with all your knickers & bras I expect they were in such a sodden mess that he had to get them dry cleaned, and the dry cleaners did the folding. But he couldn't remember where they were arranged on the clothes horse so put them on your bed instead.


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    #91
    Professey Chin
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    Novella wrote: »
    It's also very dark :)

    /gets Night Vision Goggles

    I seen the Paris Hilton video in these colours so itll do :pac:


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