Wierdo flatmates?

boogle · 17-08-2009 1:44am #1

I just got a text from a guy I used to share a house with a few years ago, and it brought back memories of what an absolute wierdo he was. For example:

1. He insisted on only using Fairy washing-up l iquid on the dishes. I bought some other (inferior) brand one time and he nearly threw a fit, saying that he could taste the difference when he was eating out of the dishes....

2. We had a clothes horse thingy in the house for drying clothes, and he would often fold up my dried clothes and leave them in a neat pile on my bed.

3. His dad owned the house, and the front room needed a new carpet so he ordered one. I came home one evening with a couple of friends and he was lying on the floor and the carpet was a cream shag-pile job like a footballers mansion. He then said "Like the new carpet?" and made that bow-chika-bow-bow porno music noise.

I could go on.

One of my college friends also had a roommate who actually stole her clothes and shoes all the time. Not borrow without asking, she actually took stuff and never gave it back.

Any of you people ever share with a complete crackpot?

Rabies · 17-08-2009 1:46am

that guy doesn't sound that odd

raah! · 17-08-2009 1:47am

I can't believe he folded your clothes for you! And made jokes!!! zomg.

He sounds like a nice fellow really.

Mr Benevolent · 17-08-2009 1:49am

Rabies wrote: »

that guy doesn't sound that odd

+1. He sounds reasonable to me. But now it's back to 'Battle of the Room-mate Horror Stories.' Let the over exaggeration commence.

boogle · 17-08-2009 1:49am

Rabies wrote: »

that guy doesn't sound that odd

I should clarify, my clothes that he would fold up included all my lady-things like bras and knickers...

JONJO THE MISER · 17-08-2009 1:49am

Why that guy sounds like a quiet upstanding housemate, even going to the trouble of getting a nice carpet and i admire his taste in washing up liquid, maybe your the ones that a weirdo

mehmeh12 · 17-08-2009 1:49am

Sounds like the OP has something wrong with him :pac:.

K-Ren · 17-08-2009 1:50am

Isn't it weird how weird is such a weird word to spell?

And maybe he was just practising with the bra thing?

bleg · 17-08-2009 1:50am

I have always had lovely flat mates. You people are weird.

Rabies · 17-08-2009 1:51am

boogle wrote: »

I should clarify, my clothes that he would fold up included all my lady-things like bras and knickers...

I live with 2 girls and a guy.
If I need the clothes horse or the tumble dryer, I'll take their clothes and put them in their room (couldn't be arsed to fold them). They do the same.

Its only underwear. Nothing to get your knickers in a twist over

Mr Benevolent · 17-08-2009 1:51am

boogle wrote: »

I should clarify, my clothes that he would fold up included all my lady-things like bras and knickers...

Oh right, you're female. Females tend to find everything guys do weird, even crying 'pervert!' to fapping over them while they're asleep.

Prudes.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 17-08-2009 1:51am

boogle wrote: »

I should clarify, my clothes that he would fold up included all my lady-things like bras and knickers...

Did he grow up with any sisters? If so, it really wouldn't have been that weird for him to handle your enticing delicates.

boogle · 17-08-2009 1:52am

I'm so misunderstood, sob.

He was creepy okay? You had to be there *cough*

Hal1 · 17-08-2009 1:52am

Was he doing the 'silence of the lambs' dance too. :pac:

boogle · 17-08-2009 1:53am

Also, I want to hear about other peoples wierd housemates, not debate the oddness or non-oddness of mine...

C'mon, dish it!

Borneo Fnctn · 17-08-2009 1:54am

mehmeh12 wrote: »

Sounds like the OP has something wrong with him :pac:.

I know. It seems he wears bras and knickers!

G_R · 17-08-2009 1:55am

Hal1 wrote: »

Was he doing the 'silence of the lambs' dance too. :pac:

there was a dance?

Sofaspud · 17-08-2009 1:58am

boogle wrote: »

Also, I want to hear about other peoples wierd housemates

It's wEIrd, damnit! WEIrd!

Hal1 · 17-08-2009 1:58am

dannym08 wrote: »

there was a dance?

There was :pac:

boogle · 17-08-2009 2:00am

Sofaspud wrote: »

It's wEIrd, damnit! WEIrd!

Ok ok, just be cool, chill. I like wIErd, it feels safe and comforting. wEIrd is all wrong, all wrong I tell you!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 17-08-2009 2:02am

Confab wrote: »

Oh right, you're female. Females tend to find everything guys do weird, even crying 'pervert!' to fapping over them while they're asleep.

Prudes.

Heh. As a teenager I attended the local youth club where I would banter about with this girl I fancied. We developed a lovely rapport and got on really well. Then, I saw her chatting amongst a bunch of her classmates in the school we went to. Approaching her for the first time outside of our usual setting, I asked her if she wanted to hear a joke. "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SUCH A STALKER! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM???" she overreacted before scampering off in faux-fear, leaving me standing there still amongst her shocked friends who looked at me like I was a very bold boy. I blushed and pissed off.

boogle · 17-08-2009 2:04am

Johnathan Quick Cowhand wrote: »

Heh. As a teenager I attended the local youth club where I would banter about with this girl I fancied. We developed a lovely rapport and got on really well. Then, I saw her chatting amongst a bunch of her classmates in the school we went to. Approaching her for the first time outside of our usual setting, I asked her if she wanted to hear a joke. "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SUCH A STALKER! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM???" she overreacted before scampering off in faux-fear, leaving me standing there still amongst her shocked friends who looked at me like I was a very bold boy. I blushed and pissed off.

You could have been about to stab her to death and defile her corpse. :pac:

Rabies · 17-08-2009 2:06am

boogle wrote: »

You could have been about to stab her to death and defile her corpse. :pac:

Ahhh... memories

4zn76tysfajdxp · 17-08-2009 2:07am

boogle wrote: »

You could have been about to stab her to death and defile her corpse. :pac:

Yeah but they didn't know that!

Sofaspud · 17-08-2009 2:07am

boogle wrote: »

Ok ok, just be cool, chill. I like wIErd, it feels safe and comforting. wEIrd is all wrong, all wrong I tell you!

But didn't anyone ever tell you it's I before E except after C?

Er . . . . .

Because that rule is wrong in this case!

Damn confusing exceptions

Anna Molly · 17-08-2009 2:08am

boogle wrote: »

2. We had a clothes horse thingy in the house for drying clothes, and he would often fold up my dried clothes and leave them in a neat pile on my bed.

Eh...that's being nice.

Novella is a crackpot.
Everything in our place has a special place.
Be it cereal or cleaning products.
DON'T **** WITH THE SYSTEM!

boogle · 17-08-2009 2:12am

Sofaspud wrote: »

But didn't anyone ever tell you it's I before E except after C?

Er . . . . .

Because that rule is wrong in this case!

Damn confusing exceptions

This is the kind of thing that could leave you huddled in a corner, rocking back and forth, chanting "I before E except after C, but not Weird no no no".

boogle · 17-08-2009 2:14am

Johnathan Quick Cowhand wrote: »

Yeah but they didn't know that!

So is "hear a joke" your code for "receive a stabbing and a rogering"?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 17-08-2009 2:16am

boogle wrote: »

So is "hear a joke" your code for "receive a stabbing and a rogering"?

Yeah! I even held the weapons in question in my hands as I asked her. Uppity bitch.

boogle · 17-08-2009 2:19am

Johnathan Quick Cowhand wrote: »

Yeah! I even held the weapons in question in my hands as I asked her. Uppity bitch.

That's feminism for ya.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 17-08-2009 2:23am

boogle wrote: »

That's feminism for ya.

You're telling me. Got my revenge though, later that night I snuck into her house and carefully arranged her laundry. That'll learn her.

Wierdo flatmates?

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