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There's a fly in my apartment, what should I do?

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    #62
    zuroph
    Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    brummytom wrote: »
    Or swallow it!
    I heard about this old lady who swallowed a fly.

    You'll have to swallow a spider and maybe a bird; but stop there.
    i guess im too subtle for AH sometimes. :(


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    #63
    Bonkers_xOx
    Registered Users Posts: 596 ✭✭✭Bonkers_xOx


    Eat it.


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    #64
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    zuroph wrote: »
    i guess im too subtle for AH sometimes. :(

    I didn't even notice that.. sorry :(


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    #65
    mufc4lfe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭mufc4lfe


    I have to agree with one of the previous posters.The bottom line is you like the fly and want it to stay.You just feel your being strange being happy with its company and think you have to get rid of it.Ditch the status quote and be happy to have this fly friend of yours.


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    #66
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Remember the movie with James( jimmie ) Stewart were he's flying across the atlantic and picks up a fly for company ? Boy was he glad of that flys company .....then he saw some real people below in ireland ...WHOOP !


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    #67
    Ivona Tinkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Ivona Tinkle


    Train him and become very very rich

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLG7NKBK98M

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLG7NKBK98M


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    #68
    Dinter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    Sorted

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn6366-selfsustaining-killer-robot-creates-a-stink.html


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    #69
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bayviewclose wrote: »
    was that supposed to funny?


    Interestingly enough, for a join date of 01/07/09 you've racked up 751 posts (so far).


    I find that funny.


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    #70
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Failing shooting it, f*ck it.


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    #71
    Bob Z
    Registered Users Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    How about playing loud music, watching soap operas all day, never washing up and never changing your underwear(unless you are already doing all this). He'll soon buzz off


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    #72
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Interestingly enough, for a join date of 01/07/09 you've racked up 751 posts (so far).


    I find that funny.
    And his one visitor message is intresting to ...


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    #73
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Latchy wrote: »
    And his one visitor message is intresting to ...
    Lets not make this personal. express an opinion by all means.


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    #74
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Interestingly enough, for a join date of 01/07/09 you've racked up 751 posts (so far).


    I find that funny.
    point being?


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    #75
    Boxfresh
    Registered Users Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭Boxfresh


    one of these should do the trick...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNu0sR89_BM


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    #76
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bayviewclose wrote: »
    point being?

    Have you slept?


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    #77
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Have you slept?
    twenty four hours in the day. very fast typer!


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    #78
    pagancornflake
    Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭pagancornflake


    Latchy wrote: »
    In order for A Fly to digest the food it's just landed on, it has to crap on it to soften it up , hence all that mooonwalking all over the food .....

    Aw dude... way to wreck everyones buzz...


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    #79
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bayviewclose wrote: »
    very fast typer!

    An 88.25 a day average. Impressive. Watch you don't snag your cape on the way out.


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    #80
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    pagancornflake wrote: »
    Aw dude... way to wreck everyones buzz...
    Let me guess now , your a friend of pay per view
    bay viewclose and you joined boards when ?

    hey that's a funny I made .....


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    #81
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Latchy wrote: »
    Let me guess now , your a friend of pay per view
    bay viewclose and you joined boards when ?

    hey that's a funny I made .....
    which one is Morecambe?


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    #82
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bayviewclose wrote: »
    Where has my profile gone?

    Interesting you should bring that up. There was a user post on it begging asking you why you were abusing them on it \0/

    Getting to know you,
    Getting to know all about you.
    Getting to like you,
    Getting to hope you like me.

    :)


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    #83
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Interesting you should bring that up. There was a user post on it begging asking you why you were abusing them on it \0/
    And it suddenly disappeared to , pfft ....just like that


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    #84
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Latchy wrote: »
    And it suddenly disappeared to , pfft ....just like that
    a bit when Kaiser Sose gets away in the end?


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    #85
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,057 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Burn down your apartment just to be on the safe side.


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    #86
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bayviewclose wrote: »
    a bit when Kaiser Sose gets away in the end?

    :)


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    #87
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    bayviewclose wrote: »
    a bit when Kaiser Sose gets away in the end?
    Now that was one great movie ......


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    #88
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    yes gabriel byrnes best movie


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    #89
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    wash.


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    #90
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bayviewclose wrote: »
    yes gabriel byrnes best movie


    He doesn't have one :)


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    #91
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Abigayle wrote: »
    He doesn't have one :)
    Brilliant in it he was.


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