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There's a fly in my apartment, what should I do?

loloray

Ok so my flatmate is away at the moment. When he left, a fly moved in. At first I didn't mind him, he liked landing on me and I found it interesting that I could feel him walk on me even through my clothes. He was good, unobtrusive company.

However this is the third day now. I am wearing less clothes and the fly keeps on landing me. He is getting worse and worse and more familiar. He walks on my back and makes buzzy noises more often. He lands on me more than any other thing in this room. He tickles me now in a really frustrating way.

What do I do? I never (deliberately) killed a fly before, and I don't want to kill a living thing - but this guy is driving me men-tal!

I used to pride myself on the 'there's no flies on me!' joke. But I can't say that now.

Any advice is welcome. I have tried showering.

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zuroph

brummytom wrote: »

Or swallow it!
I heard about this old lady who swallowed a fly.

You'll have to swallow a spider and maybe a bird; but stop there.

i guess im too subtle for AH sometimes.

Bonkers_xOx

Eat it.

brummytom

zuroph wrote: »

i guess im too subtle for AH sometimes.

I didn't even notice that.. sorry

mufc4lfe

I have to agree with one of the previous posters.The bottom line is you like the fly and want it to stay.You just feel your being strange being happy with its company and think you have to get rid of it.Ditch the status quote and be happy to have this fly friend of yours.

Latchy

Remember the movie with James( jimmie ) Stewart were he's flying across the atlantic and picks up a fly for company ? Boy was he glad of that flys company .....then he saw some real people below in ireland ...WHOOP !

Ivona Tinkle

Train him and become very very rich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLG7NKBK98M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLG7NKBK98M

Dinter

Sorted

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn6366-selfsustaining-killer-robot-creates-a-stink.html

Abi

bayviewclose wrote: »

was that supposed to funny?

Interestingly enough, for a join date of 01/07/09 you've racked up 751 posts (so far).

I find that funny.

Smart Bug

Failing shooting it, f*ck it.

Bob Z

How about playing loud music, watching soap operas all day, never washing up and never changing your underwear(unless you are already doing all this). He'll soon buzz off

Latchy

Abigayle wrote: »

Interestingly enough, for a join date of 01/07/09 you've racked up 751 posts (so far).

I find that funny.

And his one visitor message is intresting to ...

Spiritoftheseventies

Latchy wrote: »

And his one visitor message is intresting to ...

Lets not make this personal. express an opinion by all means.

Spiritoftheseventies

Abigayle wrote: »

Interestingly enough, for a join date of 01/07/09 you've racked up 751 posts (so far).

I find that funny.

point being?

Boxfresh

one of these should do the trick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNu0sR89_BM

Abi

bayviewclose wrote: »

point being?

Have you slept?

Spiritoftheseventies

Abigayle wrote: »

Have you slept?

twenty four hours in the day. very fast typer!

pagancornflake

Latchy wrote: »

In order for A Fly to digest the food it's just landed on, it has to crap on it to soften it up , hence all that mooonwalking all over the food .....

Aw dude... way to wreck everyones buzz...

Abi

bayviewclose wrote: »

very fast typer!

An 88.25 a day average. Impressive. Watch you don't snag your cape on the way out.

Latchy

pagancornflake wrote: »

Aw dude... way to wreck everyones buzz...

Let me guess now , your a friend of pay per view
bay viewclose and you joined boards when ?

hey that's a funny I made .....

Spiritoftheseventies

Latchy wrote: »

Let me guess now , your a friend of pay per view
bay viewclose and you joined boards when ?

hey that's a funny I made .....

which one is Morecambe?

Abi

bayviewclose wrote: »

Where has my profile gone?

Interesting you should bring that up. There was a user post on it begging asking you why you were abusing them on it \0/

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Getting to know all about you.
Getting to like you,
Getting to hope you like me.