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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    CDfm thinks about this, pictures it and likes it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jeremiah 16:1 sets up his website, webcam and paypal account


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    CDfm is really a hot nubile young woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jeremiah 16:1 is trying to sell his Stephen Gately Story to the News of the World. That they never met isn't stopping him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    CDfm sleepwalks in the nude (sometimes during the day whilst awake as well)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jeremiah 16:1 chases dogs with his car


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    CDfm prospects for oil at the drop of a hat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jeremiah 16:1 will do anything for his tickle me Elmo. His co workers hold its head over the liquidiser each month and he hands over half his salary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    CDfm uses a hammer and chisel when shaving.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jeremiah 16:1 has a stash of sculped pubic hair photos of himself


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    CDfm screwed off his belly button and his bottom fell off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jeremiah 16:1 believes in fairies at the bottom of his garden. In fact his garden is landscaped in the shape of a bottom and is a favorite gay hang out in his area. His Mom disapproves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm woke up this morning thinking he made sweet love with something that had a long pointy red nose!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    joes girls went to mass this morning. She gets excited when she sees altar boys.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Chanandler Bong


    CDfm cited his short attention span as the reason for the brevity of his username


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Chanandler Bong went missing yesterday after being last seen playing with his squeezebox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Kelle is going to marry me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    GayGo25 needs converting from ac to dc before he can consumate the marriage


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fr Colrow has offered to conduct the ceremony on top of Balliakilla Mountain. He may dress up as a druid for the day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Cdfm caught the bouquet, now shes waiting for Mr rite


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fr Colrow has caught a chill as he has done the Naked Druid thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    CDfm was the original manager of John and Edward. He was fired for making them look stupid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jumpy is John and Edwards stylist and believes the criticism of the red leather outfit is unfair


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm's right wrist is twice the size of his left


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    stakers right nostril is twice the size of his left nostril. He calls it his lunchbox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm has been on the piss since last Friday after the funeral.
    Somebody asked was he joining in the procession,he heard session.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker was thrown out of the crematorium for answering his phone with Hello Dominos Pizza.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    CDFM was thrown out of Toy Master for breathing too heavily whenever he went near the Barbies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fago_25 has admitted to getting aroused on buses and having extreme desires to having sex with the bus.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    CDfm was that bus.


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