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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    jesus juice is always the last to leave a party. He sticks around to clean up and do the dishes. If he has time, he will clean the toilets as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    CDfm can count to potato.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Jesus Juice has never seen a potato


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae is afraid of potatoes and "cant sleep the potatoes will kill me"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    CDfm has a potato tattooed onto another potato which he keeps around his neck.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    jesus juice did himself an injury with a juicer. it still hurts when he pees.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm tells people that he has a tattoo of a gargoyle on his arm, he doesn't he just draws it on every morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    loafer lives in a tent made from goats foreskins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    colrow has mitosis with a hint of meiosis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    jesus juice has a Michael Jackson lunchbox just like the real thing


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    When CDfm goes dancing in the disco he starts of with the Thriller dance and then displays his moonwalk regardless of what music is being played.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae sings in the church choir.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm used to sing in the church choir until he was found peeing in the holy water.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Loalae's ovaries are composed entirely of "Tater Totts"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Fago_25 isnt sure what a Tater Tott is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Jesus juice doesn't know what a tater tott is either, he really wants someone to explain it to him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae was once intimate with a garden hose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    CDfm has been known to commit indecent acts with several koala bears


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Red Storm goes pink whenever he hears the word knickers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Red storm dreams about committing indecent acts with anything besides himself, the voice inside his heads says it will happen this year.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae thinks covering herself in ambrosia creamed rice is dead sexy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    It's not??

    CDfm once ate so much ambrosia creamed rice and threw up all over everyone at mass that he's called the village creamer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    CDfm believes that Ron Jeremy is the pope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Red Storm still is given baths by his mother


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    CDfm is thinking of ironing right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Jesus Juice has once ironed his own foot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Jesus Juice is the dope who burned himself by ironing a shirt while he was wearing it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Fago_25 isnt sure what a Tater Tott is.

    It's a hash brown you ballbag!!!!

    Loalae isn't thinking of ironing right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Fago 25 cleans himself in the washing machine


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Red storm can touch MC Hammer.


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