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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Fago 25 likes MC hammer and touches himslelf when he thinks about him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae touches herself with a hammer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    CDfm IS that hammer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Red Storm is jealous


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm is purple.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae plays with boys


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    So does CDfm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    loalae has a fancy gearstick in her mini, her favourite gear is 5th as then she can manage the handbrake up the sphincter as well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    stakers ballroom dancing skills have improved since he bought supportive underwear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm doesn't know swarfega is for washing his hands, yet goes through a tub a week.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker uses swarfega as a bodywash he likes the colour and it cuts thru industrial strength lubricants even if it is a bit rough on those important little places


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    CDfm will vote for John O'Donoghue.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    thomond2006 is Willie O'Deas moustache stylist


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cd only drinks cheap nasty Coffee from Lidl.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is on a pilgrimmage to Knock and has posted from on top of the statue where is the only place where there is broadband coverage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm has a big ugly festering growth on his neck,
    his face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow has a muckspreader that he likes to park outside the local nightclub on a Friday night. The management pay him to take it away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    CDfm died in 1969 and is being impersonated by an exact double


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    komodosp smells like a
    rotten egg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Fago_25 thinks it's perfectly normal for him to have hair growing out of his eyeballs.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MultiUmm is facinated by the concept of eyelashes having lost his in a crack pipe incident in the hood


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm is into midget racing and not of the old classic car style.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    niceirishfella is a britney spears lookalike


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MultiUmm wants to be niceirishfellas barber to help him achieve the special Britney look. MultiUmm is sharpening his scalpel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    CDFM can't stand the sight of his own vagina!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fago_25 is an award winning maker of fake vagina's which he models on his own but are nothing like the picture on the box. They are damn ugly and I would advise against their purchase. I cant stand the sight of mine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    CDfm Was born with a tail.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Thaedydal is reclining on her Laura Ashley sofa knitting a tea cosy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    CDfm has painted his toe nails petal pink.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 pimpdaddypriest


    thaedydal enjoys a nice bowl of spinach on tuesday morning but dare not eat it on fridays as he will turn into a banana eating mormon.


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