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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    niceirishfella .. is not so nice and aint a fella


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    emo's more like gonzo to be frank.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF will not be banned from the nest


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    staker and NIF are actually comedy double act, "Vic and Bob" in disguise.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fago 25 was lost in a card game by his mother at Holles Street Maternity Hospital but was given back by the midwife


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 The_Wobbler


    CDfm doesn't have a birthcert.... just an apology from durex


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    The Wobbler is a male pole dancer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm has no pole, he has a vagina.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is doing his own one man show at the Gaiety called the Mangina Monolgues


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CDfm suffers from fecal incontinence.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is the incontinent pants tester for the HSE.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm doesn't realise his feet stink, only everybody in the nest is too nice to say so


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker doesnt realise that he lives beside a pig farm. His own halitosis masks the stench.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm is going on holidays to Buenos Aires next week, he's convinced the place is full of good-looking sheep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Staker has a holiday home in New York which he shares with Oscar the Grouch in Sesame Street.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Thonas828 indulges his Big Bird fantacies whenever he has too much to drink.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    CDFM won the Euromillions and bought a few Bunnies off Hugh Hefner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,102 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    kelle breeds bunnies for a living


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Ghost Train buys some of these bunnies, he's trying to perfect the Poirot moustache twitch and will practice for hours side by side with bunny in front of the mirror


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Staker eats the skin from oranges, and throws away the fruit inside.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF thinks the hardest part of a vegetable is the wheelchair


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    staker has a fetish about wheelchairs and incontenance pads.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭ChillyJilly


    niceirishfella knows this about staker as he was said incontinence pad wearer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    chillyjilly considers incontinance pants a major turn on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,547 ✭✭✭funkyjebus


    CDfm considers long walks on the beach, unicorns and 2 foot free standing dildos a major turn on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    funky called themselves funky as they have a certain funky aroma around their person.........ewwwwwwwww


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,547 ✭✭✭funkyjebus


    niceirishfella has a part time minimum wage job bending in half to become a 2 foot free standing dildo for CDfm. ewwwwwwww!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    funky lives in an underground burrow behind the goalmount in Croke Park,and can be heard baying at Hill 16 at midnight every 3rd of June


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    staker wants sex all the time, with himself.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF uses old dried-out used jamrags as teabags,she thinks her radiator looks better with a red/white stripe effect


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