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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    shivvy is an aussie monkey nut.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    niceirishfella licks homeless people's feet because it turns him on... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    shivvyban had a pint with the Hoff last time he was in the airport


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    dolliemix had a vodka and me and the hoff had to tell her to slow down as we were worried about the amount of alcohol she was drinking before getting on the flight to Ibiza


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Shivvy would like to drive a chevy but can only afford an old ford fiesta.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    niceirishfella would like to own an old ford fiesta but can only afford a tractor tyre which he rolls to work but he has to get his mammy to push him down the hill to start him off :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    if you see a hole...






    any hole....








    in the most random place....










    Shivvys probably tried fu*king it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Ghost Train really is a ghost


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    if you see a hole...any hole....in the most random place....Shivvys probably tried fu*king it

    Ah yes, me and my strap on do get around! :P

    CDfm really likes animals


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,089 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Shivvyban has a coat made out of dalmation puppies
    CDfm wrote: »
    Ghost Train really is a ghost

    huh?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    GT has no fuel in his burner............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    niceirishfella is not in fact nice!! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    Shivvyban and the Hoff tried to get me drunk at the airport.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    dollix spends her time drinking in the jack's in airports waiting for planes and giving head to random strangers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    Nice Irish Felle considered for just a moment not to write something crude


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    dollie likes nothing more than a nice bit of anal, in jacks @ the airport.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    niceirishfella does not like lube when receiving in a bit of anal play


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    shivvy ban likes stapling his foreskin to toastys tea bags


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    Colcrow likes to video the above statement and watch while maturbating with flight of the valkrye playing in the background


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    shivvyban was Margaret Thatcher's live in lover up til recently


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    and Staker was her husbands gimp during time she was in power just so he'd have something to do...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    shittybang **** furiously to the very mention of Dick Van Dyke, it was his pet name for Margaret


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭extra-ordinary_


    staker's granny sucks c0cks in hell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    is extra-ordinary


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Extra-ordinary is actually just plain ordinary!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    extra-ordinary steals cars to get sent back to jail for the shower sex


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    CDfm wears sunglasses so he can look at all the young girls in the playground without the parents noticing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .....likes to wear tranny's pvc undies all year round.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    niceirishfella sometimes borrows CDfm's sunglasses and disguises himself as a bush with sunglasses in the primary schools in your locality!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Shivvy is homophobic but gay himself.


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