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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm has applied for the post as Queen Mise's official bottom wiper


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow is putting together his Christmas Gift list for people he doesnt like. Already he has bought 10 colonic irrigation vouchers for relatives.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm is the top of my list lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow took umbrage when the organisers of the Rose of tralee refused his offer to personally give colonic irrigation to the winner. He particularly disliked their counter proposal of giving one to every member of the audience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Has a shed full of sand he stole from the sahara.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Homah 7ft now has a womens bicycle because of mishaps he had braking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    CDfm performs weekly at The Dragon as a pole dancing drag queen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    candy-gal1 has a candy floss machine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    I only found out that cd was a lady boy, when she encouraged me to explore her front bottom


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow is an xtra large underwear model for Transvestites-R-Us


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭useurename


    cd uses the old tried and tested way of finding which side is the front of his knickers.yellow for the front and brown for the back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    useurename's is using his Mommy's computer with the netnanny switched off. Bed now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭useurename


    cd does not know what netnanny is.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    useurename wants a fishnetnanny from sweden from santa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm got all hot and bothered last time Santa came to town. White beards really do it for him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    at last years office Xmas party when her boss was dressed as Santa loalae bounced on his lap singing "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer lets see his shiny nose" .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .........is stalking Fago 25 here on Boards. He's into him in a big gay way.
    http://file051b.bebo.com/15/original...677946074o.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella thinks that using the word gay is very naughty. He blushes when his Mommy calls him a 'potty mouth'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    CDfm cried when he found out Santa only comes once a year and that's down the chimney, 'cause he really wanted a white christmas.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Poor Uncle Tom was arrested for buming an underage alsation


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    A man got a 6 years custodial sentance today for having sex with a goat, meanwhile, in a related matter colrow got 8 years for acting the goat.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    rotflmao

    oor ole uncle tomboy, cut her hair short so she can play with the boys


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    colrow cut all his hair off and applied vasolene to his bald knob, now whenever he gets very mad he has a slick purple knob for the boys to play with ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭useurename


    poor uncle tom uses his toothbrush as an his ass scrubber just before he brushes his teeth.it makes him feel hard:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    rotflmao i were werking on wyeth a few years ago, and there was an obnoxious pm, so one of the boys, used his toothbrush as said and topped up his mouthwash with wee.

    useurine gargles with sparrows piss, that he collects from nests in stakers beard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    colrow misses the school run this week, his memory has deteriorated in recent years and needs to see nubile boys daily to replenish his **** material


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    staker knows how to drive cdfm crazy when he dresses up in his short grey trousers and blazer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    colrow has yet to finish hoovering a full room in his lifetime, he'll always start on the edges, submit to temptation and turn the hoover on himself.His personal best is 770 clogged hoover bags in 1 year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    staker lives with his mammy and a goat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Signpost


    niceirishfella is a big fan of mulching


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