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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    loalae understands drunkymonkey so much but still hasnt tried to scratch his bumhole! whats up with that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Drunkymonkey thinks that talking about his bumhole is erotic - it's not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    loalae understands drunkymonkey so much but still hasnt tried to scratch his bumhole! whats up with that?

    Haha, scratch 'n' sniff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    *giggles* dresses up as sesame street characters to get into bed with people who have sesame street character fetishes!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    drunkymonkey fancies ernie moreso than bert


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Drunkymonkey has a serious big bird fetish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Shivvyban moons blind kids at the park, then giggles because she knows they can't see her bum!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    drunkymonkey pretends to be blind so people won't laugh when he falls over.... they still do though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    shivvyban is embarrassed because she's unsure whether or not she mooned me mistaking me as a blind kid!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    drunkymonkey fancies this smilely face... :eek: It reminds him of that time he got arrested when he didn't realise no means no


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,176 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    shivvyban has her profile up on http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    Ghost Train was last seen helping little old ladies from the galway train go from the red luas line to the green luas line cos they had a bingo game in ballaly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Ghost train is actually the guy from the movie Ghost Rider but his motorbike broke down so he had to get the train


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    drunkymonkey can't believe that ghost train is really a guy with a mic making train noises.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,176 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    CDfm runs a pirate radio station from a shed up the mountains


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Ghost Train misguidedly visits dogging sites as his contribution to pet rescue.When people tell him that the idea of visiting the locations looking for pussy he doesnt believe them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm can't bare to eat Rice Krispies.When he was little his da used to say "snack,crackle" before he popped, filling CDfm's bowl with what he understood to be milk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker loves cornflakes and a tear comes to his eye when he sees the cornflakes box. When asked why he says that you cant beat getting a cock inside you first thing in the morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm always goes to the same local chipper, he has a deal going that the chipper boy puts his own "mayo" on the chips.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 211 ✭✭MickTipp


    CDfm collects stamps


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...........collects sexually transmitted diseases.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ...is a niceirishfella


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...........is a WANKER!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF can read


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ...drives stakes in hearts during Halloween:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Blue Lagoon was acceptable in the 80's, the 80's


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ...tells everyone that he is leaving Cork to live in Sligo and drink Blue Lagoon's at this pub and grill:
    bluel.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Blue Lagoon rang the fire brigade once to get a cat out of a tree, when it turned up the tiger ate the fireman


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    staker thinks that anybody who likes Megan Fox has self-loathing issues


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Diabhal Beag thinks Susan Boyle is haht


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