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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    Drunkymonkey is actually sober


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Shivvy bought a Jphone on ebay, thinking it was 1 up on the iphone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Shivvy ban meets wheelchair group at the cross roads for a shivvying session once a week, she was sectioned under Sect 4 of the shivvying act and later received a ban...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ..........is a freak of both nature and was born in a test tube in Lough Eigish, Monaghan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    wishes he was a real boy...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    ..........is a freak of both nature and was born in a test tube in Lough Eigish, Monaghan.
    ("is a freak of both nature and was born....Lough Eigish"
    If you were born up there that would be expected of you anyways :pac:)
    NIF believes that putting ice cream up his hole will ease constipation....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    ................ eats children for breakfast


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    shivvyban says horrible things to me :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    drunkymonkey made milk come out of my nose... ON PURPOSE!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    shivvyban foolishly thought that was milk but it was something else


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Shivvy ban breeds many varieties of puppys on a big farm, shes getn ready for the christmas market...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    Irish polizei is making waffles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    (Why aint my post counts going up :mad:)

    Shivvy ban drives a Scania lorry for work...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    (I noticed that about mine too!! :( )

    Irish Polizei picks up women from country villages in his combine harvester... he genuinely thinks that the bigger the vechicle you have the more womens will like you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Shivvy ban is originally from eastern europe...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    Iirish polizei is amish and will be shunned when they find out about his computer....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    Shivvyban won a silver soprano medal in primary school for singing soprano in the choir when there were only two sopranos entered


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Shivvyban was Amish but she was shunned when she showed her hair to a boy - the hussey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Dollie mix gets her name from the fact that shes a transvestite...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    dolliemix likes to eat turf


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Dolliemix is hiding the loch ness monster, big foot, casper and maddie in her bathroom!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    DrunkyMonkey likes to give alcohol to the monkeys at Dublin zoo, just to see what happens


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    Drunkymonkey loves jello like a baby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Giggles bats her eyelashes and giggles at drunkymonkey in the hopes that he'll give her alcohol too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Dolliemix is hiding the loch ness monster, big foot, casper and maddie in her bathroom!
    lmao


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Loalae has a full set of gold teeth which she aquired from mr.T's jewellery, melting it down to have a full mouth of bling bling!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    lolae Thinks its funny that hes from the arab emirates, so he called himself it, "lolae"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Drunkymonkey lost all his teeth in a barfight that included his mate John, a firefighter and 7 schoolgirls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    doesnt fall for Loalae's games as i'm only interested in other drunk monkeys, not sober monkeys, they dont go for me! :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Drunkymonkey was once rejected by a sober monkey and now he thinks he only deserves the drunk ones.


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