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Approaching girl in pub/club

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    #92
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users Posts: 10,799 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    aids tastes like strawberries.


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    #93
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    myk wrote: »
    I haven't been single in three years, but I have no problem buying people drinks.

    What has not being single got to do with anything? Of course I'd buy a drink for a lass if I was on a date/going out with them, but never would I buy a drink for someone I just met / chatting up.

    If they buy me a drink first then I'd follow suit as it's a round but that would be it.


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    #94
    myk
    Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭myk


    Naos wrote: »
    What has not being single got to do with anything? .

    it was in response to the poster who suggested I was desperate!

    Naos wrote: »
    Of course I'd buy a drink for a lass if I was on a date/going out with them, but never would I buy a drink for someone I just met / chatting up.

    If they buy me a drink first then I'd follow suit as it's a round but that would be it.

    I've regularly bought drinks for people I've just met, if they are friends of friends or I get talking to them and they seem interesting etc


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    #95
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    That was me who said the desperate thing.

    Well, each to his own. From my point of view, you and how many other lads may have bought this young lass a drink?

    Also: Friends of friends are different. The OP was asking about approaching a girl in a club.


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    #96
    RoundTower
    Registered Users Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭RoundTower


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    How about:

    "would you like a game of soldiers... I will lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!"


    warning: this may result in a drink being poured over you.

    I always liked this t-shirt

    http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/yhst-29210190611743_2048_13665822


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    #97
    Ya-Boy-Ya
    Registered Users Posts: 496 ✭✭Ya-Boy-Ya


    If you play ur cards right you can have me !!!


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    #98
    lynchpin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭lynchpin


    Go up and ask her if she likes surprises.

    If she says yes then get her to close her eyes and plant a kiss* on her lips.
    If she says no then proceed to plant a kiss* on her lips at which stage she will probably pull back.
    Then you can say "I thought you didn't like surprises!!" and exit stage left.

    kiss* can be replaced with a punch or a headbutt depending on her initial answer.


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    #99
    veryangryman
    Registered Users Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    Tell her shes blocking your view of a prettier girl :pac:


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    #100
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I used to get chatting to wimmen out in the smoking area in pubs and clubs,offer them a light is handy!though the last time i tried talking to one i nicely commented on her green hair (it was mank but she was cute so,meh,it balanced out!) She looked at me and promptly left...............at this point i concluded she was a lezzer......or a bitch!


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    #101
    Soby
    Registered Users Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    I made a bet with myself you would be hot after i had ten beers.....i won


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    #102
    Andrewf20
    Registered Users Posts: 3,187 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    Okay try these as they have worked for me on a few occasions.

    "Sorry, listen, me and my mate here are yaking about hollywood actors, right so if you were to vote for your favour female and male actor/actress who would you pick?"

    "Sorry, myself and some friends were looking for fab places to go for the hols, we really need recommendations!"

    "Have you ever noticed in here how the women are always soo much better dancers than the men"

    At christmas time, women in red dress: "Wow someone is looking very festive tonight"

    If you get a few dodgy looks, drive on. If theres genuine interest, this kind of yarn usually works. But its not always a sure fire bet. Its all about not giving a sh!t, and not caring when you get blanked. I need to be like this, as it happens quite a bit! But every once in a while, things kick off. At the end of the day you have to look confident, without being cocky. Be energetic & have good conversation. Looking like a nervous sleezeball wont help.

    Good luck!


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    #103
    portomar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Not falling on them or puking all over them is a good start.;)

    all i had to do to pull this german bird last night was spill a drink on her leather cacks. she had me wipe it off. it escalated from there. true story. best. thursday.ever.


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    #104
    portomar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    Andrewf20 wrote: »
    "Sorry, myself and some friends were looking for fab places to go for the hols, we really need recommendations!"

    If you use 'fab' and 'hols' in the same sentence the likelyhood of her thinking you're hetrosexual is microscopic.


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    #105
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    what to say:

    " so... how much are you then "


    simple and effective, said in a funny - not too funny manner if she laughs thats the ice broken... if not, run forest run !


    7/10 success rate... still higher then the OP


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    #106
    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    veryangryman wrote: »
    Tell her shes blocking your view of a prettier girl

    lol you'd be fcked if there is a fat spotty man behind her.

    unless you'r into that sort of thing :O
    im not here to judge....

    avoid one liners like,

    *i lost my number, can i have yours?*
    or
    *of all the good looking women in here, you're the only one i could get with*
    and
    *i brought my car, wanne go check out the back seat?*

    just try and open a geniune conversation like,

    *are you from around?*
    *what brought you here?*
    simple, short, and not to straight forward.

    and dont stay around for too long, (you might come across as pushy and desperate) go some place else and if you run into her/him later on buy them a drink or so and carry on the conversation.


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    #107
    RossFixxxed
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭RossFixxxed


    - Let's not turnt his rape into a murder.

    - Tonight you be maddie and I'll be kate!

    - Just be careful of swine flu cos I got a lot of pork


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    #108
    az2wp0sye65487
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    Just walk straight up to her, look straight at her chest while salivating slightly.... then go: "So, are ya doin the gee or wha'?"


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