Approaching girl in pub/club

quickquestion · 29-04-2009 10:44PM #1

Hi,

Can anyone give me a few pointers on what to say?

I'm not one for cheesy chat-up lines but don't have a clue what to say other than very simple small-talk. And it's very hard to crack a joke with someone you don't even know.

What do most people do? Genuine pointers would be appreciated! Thanks!

Poccington · 29-04-2009 10:46PM

This isn't gonna end well...

Captain-America · 29-04-2009 10:47PM

This guy is going to get slaughtered.

cson · 29-04-2009 10:47PM

Mystery-icise her

AlmightyCushion · 29-04-2009 10:50PM

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

poisonated · 29-04-2009 10:50PM

ah come on give him a break.Its probably in the wrong forum though

29-04-2009 10:51PM

Good God look at that over there! (puts rohypnol into drink)

scudster · 29-04-2009 10:52PM

Make eye contact, smile and have a little staring competition. That will let ya know if he/she has some interest without the risk of getting your self blown out of the water. If he/she is interested he/she might even approach you!

29-04-2009 10:54PM

Try "I committed a sexual assault tonight, will you be my alibi? "

galwayrush · 29-04-2009 10:56PM

Not falling on them or puking all over them is a good start.;)

Captain-America · 29-04-2009 10:56PM

"You were much hotter when I was over there."

N_Raid · 29-04-2009 10:58PM

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Cos it looks like you landed on your face!"

Girls love a sense of humour

galwayrush · 29-04-2009 11:00PM

I got the all clear, i am now disease free.

Mark200 · 29-04-2009 11:01PM

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Captain-America · 29-04-2009 11:03PM

Look, I completely forgot my wallet there, will you buy me a pint? You can come back to my place later and I'll pay you back.

speedboatchase · 29-04-2009 11:03PM

Read The Game by Neill Strauss. Seriously

Also tell her she looks good at sex

kiffer · 29-04-2009 11:03PM

Oy. You'll do.

galwayrush · 29-04-2009 11:03PM

I think the OP has left.:D

quickquestion · 29-04-2009 11:06PM

No I haven't left. Maybe it's in the wrong forum though. No worries

Professey Chin · 29-04-2009 11:07PM

Say nothing. Make eye contact a couple of times and smile. If she smiles back then calmly approach her. Then once youre in range to greet her and begin a conversation, whack the bitch with a stick

galwayrush · 29-04-2009 11:08PM

quickquestion wrote: »

No I haven't left. Maybe it's in the wrong forum though. No worries

Don't take AH replies seriously.;)

Professey Chin · 29-04-2009 11:09PM

galwayrush wrote: »

Don't take AH replies seriously.;)

Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

hunter164 · 29-04-2009 11:11PM

"Jzuz I've a hard on jsut looking at ya, ja wna suck me dick?"

Mr Maroon · 29-04-2009 11:11PM

Just say "you'll do"

AckwelFoley · 29-04-2009 11:11PM

Ah the million dollar question...

Best approach is to be original if possible to try to woo her affections - if that fails at least try to be original in offending her.

Try something like -

"oh hi! hello hows things?"

Fine thanks

"Ive a problem, ive got a pet im trying to find a home for and you look like a person that it would suit"

Eh? What sort of animal??!

"An Elephant"
**Pull down your zipper pull out your cock and empty your trouser pockets inside out**

speedboatchase · 29-04-2009 11:14PM

OP, buy that book in Easons tomorrow and you'll see the difference, trust me

tony1kenobi · 29-04-2009 11:16PM

"Will you hold my pint while I go for a sh1t?"

It nearly always works.

Linku · 29-04-2009 11:20PM

That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

speedboatchase · 29-04-2009 11:20PM

snyper wrote: »

Ah the million dollar question...

Best approach is to be original if possible to try to woo her affections - if that fails at least try to be original in offending her.

Try something like -

"oh hi! hello hows things?"

Fine thanks

"Ive a problem, ive got a pet im trying to find a home for and you look like a person that it would suit"

Eh? What sort of animal??!

"An Elephant"
**Pull down your zipper pull out your cock and empty your trouser pockets inside out**

Just broke my balls laughing to that

Local-womanizer · 29-04-2009 11:22PM

"Geez,fair play,ya dont sweat much for a fat doll"

All them fatties are desperate so they will love this.

AckwelFoley · 29-04-2009 11:25PM

do you like to dance?

yeah why?

Great! - ok well go over there and dance so i can talk to your friend

Approaching girl in pub/club

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