Approaching girl in pub/club

ronnie3585

You don't sweat much for a fat burd.

The smell of gack off you.

Capt'n Midnight

Ruu wrote: »

"Would you like to see my rare stamp collection?"

A winner!

if she says yes stamp on her foot, then she can't dance with anyone else, or run away from you .

Capt'n Midnight

Fizman wrote: »

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

/followed by a loud "giggidy giggidy goo".

If you don't get it first time you could have to spend the rest of the night tossing.

triseke

Is your name Gilette?

because your the best a man can get!

Gets me everytime

Fizman

Go up to the girl and say....

"Mary Harney ice-skating"

Girl: "What"?

You: "Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice".

Pete4779

quickquestion wrote: »

Hi,

Can anyone give me a few pointers on what to say?

I'm not one for cheesy chat-up lines but don't have a clue what to say other than very simple small-talk. And it's very hard to crack a joke with someone you don't even know.

What do most people do? Genuine pointers would be appreciated! Thanks!

How do you normally open a conversation with people you don't know?

I hope at this stage you aren't still presuming your primary school friends/secondary school friends/college friends are the only people you will ever socialise with.

If you don't know how to start a conversation in a club, start off by doing it in the daytime.

Soby

Are you from Jamaica? cause you're Jamaican me crazy

segaBOY

You and me wanna go halfs and make a bastard?

Jonny Blaze

If you play your cards right, then when i finally become dictator of the world..... you can be my secretary? Whaddya think?

TheZohanS

snyper wrote: »

Ask her out there and then and save yourself the price of the call.

Great in theory but if you happen to head to a house party after exchanging numbers your plans for the next day will fall by the wayside.

Best to leave things open so you can sort plans out as you feel fit.

Jonny Blaze

But seriously though, i was out on a night out recently and i had literally just arrived in the door.

I was getting the drinks in and i saw a girl at the bar.

She smiled at me and i smiled back... so i basically just went over to her and said hi.

I asked her what her nae was etc.. just be real with people and dont try too hard.

I ended up going on a few dates with her anyway and when i asked her why it was that a good looking girl like her had agreed to talk to a random guy in a club and she said "well the fact that you came straight up to me in the first place went in you favour anyway".

Dont be afraid, just dive right in. Whats the worst that can happen? If she says no then you are in no worse a position than you would be had you not approached her at all..

And you'll feel a hell of a lot better about yourself either way!

Jigsaw

Get em in with ketamin tbh.

johnny_knoxvile

How about:

"would you like a game of soldiers... I will lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!"


warning: this may result in a drink being poured over you.

speedboatchase

Approach the group (from the side, as if you didnt mean to), rather than just her, this makes you less threatening to the group. Say something like "here I can only stay a second (this removes any awkwardness from them responding to you) but me and my mates were looking for a womans opinion on something. Our mate has been going out with a girl bout 3 months now but still keeps in touch and txts his ex. Would that drive ya mad or what do ya reckon?"

That way 1. you're not sleazy at all 2. youve broken the ice with something interesting and 3. you're allowing them to give you good feedback which you can use to respond funny/flirty. Plus you've let them know at the start you won't be staying long so you can play that by ear. Get a good response and you can prob invite them over to where you's are sitting and they'll prob want to come. This approach is completely not invented by me by the way

Black Swan

quickquestion wrote: »

I'm not one for cheesy chat-up lines but don't have a clue what to say other than very simple small-talk.

^ Say this? ^

petes

How's your belly for a lodger?

myk

quickquestion wrote: »

Hi,

Can anyone give me a few pointers on what to say?

I'm not one for cheesy chat-up lines but don't have a clue what to say other than very simple small-talk. And it's very hard to crack a joke with someone you don't even know.

What do most people do? Genuine pointers would be appreciated! Thanks!

Go with simple small talk. If you don't like cheesy chat-up lines then don't do them as you'll be too uncomfortable/unnatural. Offer to buy her a drink. Chat.

speedboatchase

DON'T offer to buy her a drink once you start talking to her. Some women just go to clubs to reject guys, get free drinks and generally feel better about themselves

myk

speedboatchase wrote: »

DON'T offer to buy her a drink once you start talking to her. Some women just go to clubs to reject guys, get free drinks and generally feel better about themselves

Unless you are on a tight budget then I don't think this is a big deal. Sure you might buy drinks for people who you won't see again after that night, but is this a calamity?

If you are coming to the end of your drink and she is, why not? If you both have full drinks then wait and chat for a while first.

SoupyNorman

Hello there, I'm not a rapist...just thought I'd get that out of the way...do you come here oft..etc.

Loomis

Derren Brown Pickup

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=12203234

johnny_knoxvile

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Naos

myk wrote: »

Unless you are on a tight budget then I don't think this is a big deal. Sure you might buy drinks for people who you won't see again after that night, but is this a calamity?

If you are coming to the end of your drink and she is, why not? If you both have full drinks then wait and chat for a while first.

LOL. Desperate much?

Never buy a drink, instead get them to buy you one :cool:

Leprachaun

quickquestion wrote: »

Hi,

Can anyone give me a few pointers on what to say?

I'm not one for cheesy chat-up lines but don't have a clue what to say other than very simple small-talk. And it's very hard to crack a joke with someone you don't even know.

What do most people do? Genuine pointers would be appreciated! Thanks!

"Hey,me and my friend can't seem to agree on ....blah blah blah.....,what do you think?"

From then on,just use PUA techniques,keep her laughing while slowly raising the kino levels. Don't flatter her too much or she'll think you're a lickarse,but an "that ...... is really nice" won't go astray. Remember to keep the conversation going,there's nothing worse than an awkward silence to send a girl running. If her mate tries to cockblock you,be sure to start talking to her friend before she gets a chance,saying something corney like "are all her mates as beautiful as you?". Girls are pretty pretective of their friends,you you have to show them there's nothing to worry about.

The trick is remaining funny,cocky(not to be confused with being an asshole) and confident throughout.

myk

Naos wrote: »

LOL. Desperate much?

Never buy a drink, instead get them to buy you one :cool:

I haven't been single in three years, but I have no problem buying people drinks.

Mrs JackDaniels

Offer to buy her a drink or send a drink over to her, but don't be drunk at the time!

SoupyNorman

Mrs JackDaniels wrote: »

Offer to buy her a drink or send a drink over to her, but don't be drunk at the time!

I usually do the smooth 'slide the drink down the bar' move but often I take out 6-7 drinks in the process..queue the fresh are/pavement crunch.

Notorious

Hey OP, I really think you should try punching her in the face before you open your mouth and talk to her. Most women like a violent/aggressive man. It shows that you are willing to take control in a relationship. Hope that helps.

The Master

Guaranteed winner

"Do you like chicken?"

"Yeah, Well suck my cock it's fowl"

Mrs JackDaniels

The Master wrote: »

Guaranteed winner

"Do you like chicken?"

"Yeah, Well suck my cock it's fowl"

Lol