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Ladies and Gentlemen, smashey's shebeen is now open.

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    #62
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Zaph wrote: »
    I'm a bit hungover from last night, any chance of a drop of that poitín there please smashey. It'll either kill me or cure me.
    The poitin was a special delivery for Beruthiel. She was last seen standing in the middle of farmer maguires's field telling the cattle to "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough".

    Weird.


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    #63
    Sargent O'Leary
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Sargent O'Leary


    Nerin wrote: »
    I heard there were heretics here ^_^

    *pulls up a chair and gulps a jd and nyoms a boar*

    Are you old enough to drink, sonny?
    smashey wrote: »
    The poitin was a special delivery for Beruthiel. She was last seen standing in the middle of farmer maguires's field telling the cattle to "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough".

    Weird.

    There have been a lot of reports about sheep being disturbed during the night. I wonder if she knows anything about that.


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    #64
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Sargent O'Leary wrote: »
    There have been a lot of reports about sheep being disturbed during the night. I wonder if she knows anything about that.

    Pff.
    Like sheep are big enough.


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    #65
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    There is no legal age limits where i'm from >_>

    *leaves a rack of dino ribs by the fire for smashey*


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    #66
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Sargent O'Leary wrote: »
    There have been a lot of reports about sheep being disturbed during the night. I wonder if she knows anything about that.
    That would be Zaph. He claims to have a hangover this morning but I'd imagine his hurt stems from picking a ram instead of a ewe.


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    #67
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    smashey wrote: »
    That would be Zaph. He claims to have a hangover this morning but I'd imagine his hurt stems from picking a ram instead of a ewe.

    Oh my God as if I needed another reason to love you! :D


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    #68
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    smashey wrote: »
    That would be Zaph. He claims to have a hangover this morning but I'd imagine his hurt stems from picking a ram instead of a ewe.

    Some people actually enjoy that.

    Each to their own, I say.


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    #69
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    Pff.
    Like sheep are big enough.

    Ever been to the wildlands? The crests on some of those herbivores.. .


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    #70
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Oh my God as if I needed another reason to love you! :D
    <3:D
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Some people actually enjoy that.

    Each to their own, I say.
    Aye, live and let live Tom.


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    #71
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    smashey wrote: »
    That would be Zaph. He claims to have a hangover this morning but I'd imagine his hurt stems from picking a ram instead of a ewe.

    Look I'd had a lot to drink, it was dark and I'm not from the country so it was my first time getting so close to one of those yokes. I'll stick to cow tipping in future...


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    #72
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Zaph wrote: »
    Look I'd had a lot to drink, it was dark and I'm not from the country so it was my first time getting so close to one of those yokes. I'll stick to cow tipping in future...
    Cow tipping?
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4301096655618183850


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    #73
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Godless heathens ?

    Oh they have gods have you not heard of Thor and Loki ?


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    #74
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Godless heathens ?

    Oh they have gods have you not heard of Thor and Loki ?
    Shush you. We're having a lawless Godless day.


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    #75
    Sargent O'Leary
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Sargent O'Leary


    smashey wrote: »
    Shush you. We're having a lawless Godless day.

    The law will be upheld as long as I am around today.

    Now seeing as you aren't technically selling drink, I suppose I wouldn't mind a drop of something, just to make sure, you understand.


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    #76
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    /hides poitin still

    Here you go Sarge, a nice cold can of Bud Light.

    I bought it especially for you.


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    #77
    Sargent O'Leary
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Sargent O'Leary


    smashey wrote: »
    /hides poitin still

    Here you go Sarge, a nice cold can of Bud Light.

    I bought it especially for you.

    Is that some foreign muck? Do you not have any Guinness? Or Smithwicks?


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    #78
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Sargent O'Leary wrote: »
    Is that some foreign muck? Do you not have any Guinness? Or Smithwicks?
    Eh...no.

    That is the special police piss beer.


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    #79
    Sargent O'Leary
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Sargent O'Leary


    smashey wrote: »
    Eh...no.

    That is the special police piss beer.

    I see.

    Might sample one so. You know, just to be sociable.


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    #80
    stick-dan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,456 ✭✭✭stick-dan


    appletini please, hold the tini :D


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    #81
    Disease Ridden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    Can I get 12th century style mead in here? :D


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    #82
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Doubt the local super would be happy to hear you've been sniffing around these parts all day Sargent O'Leary...


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    #83
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Welcome back to my annual "screw-the-authorites" shindig.

    I've brought in some help today in the form of Yore Ma and she has just got the turf fire going..

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    Breakfast is free and easy with pork products galore. All fried in lard with the new cast iron frying pan.

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    An courtesy of Yore Ma's, I *cough* borrowed *cough* some drinks to keep us going.
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    I'll fire up the barbecue later on. I'm just popping out now to grab a pig from farmer Maguires pig parlour. If you hear a bit of squealing, that'll be the pig expressing his happiness at being chosen for the spit.


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    #84
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Hangover cure please. :o

    I ended up in the Sugar Club last night, ticket only party, private, etc., etc.. 1:30, garda raid, bar closed. :mad: (Thank you trusty HipFlask! :D)

    The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not prohibit the drinking of alcohol at Easter and so, as a member of the FSM congregation I wish to exercise my religious right to Party like a Pirate.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #85
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    I just had the best hangover fry up ever!!! and I dont do fries!! :D

    No. . . can I have a large, fresh OJ pweeeze?


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    #86
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    ChewChew wrote: »
    No. . . can I have a large, fresh OJ pweeeze?
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    #87
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    hardy har. But I'm thinkin something to set the bowel to natural motion, not by scaring the living daylights out of me with a big scary head on him! :p


    Hey smashey. . . . you be in MK's this weekend? ;):p


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    #88
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    ChewChew wrote: »
    hardy har. But I'm thinkin something to set the bowel to natural motion, not by scaring the living daylights out of me with a big scary head on him! :p


    Hey smashey. . . . you be in MK's this weekend? ;):p
    Tis a possibility depending on the day/time.


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    #89
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    I'm travelling up tomorrow at some stage till monday/tuesday


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    #90
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    /rings Hilton in Belfast...

    Got any rooms from tomorrow until Tuesday?

    Yes.

    Book me in. :p


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    #91
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    you cant take me to the hilton!!! I have a christening to go to!! :p


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