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Ladies and Gentlemen, smashey's shebeen is now open.

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    #32
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Saibh wrote: »
    I believe there was a brown envelope hand delivered to you the other day, are you backing out on your word now

    ssh! make with the donuts. He's powerless to resist the donuts.


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    #33
    Sargent O'Leary
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Sargent O'Leary


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    This is a private party Sarge, no law against that.

    It is my duty, as a member of An Garda Siochana to ensure there is no money changing hands for alcohol on this day.
    trout wrote: »
    That's right Sarge, all the donuts a man could want.

    You help yoreself there ... dig in ... there's more where they came from.

    Plenty more.

    Oh yeah.

    *passes large plate of donuts over to the sarge*

    Hmmmmmm, well this changes things somewhat.
    Saibh wrote: »
    I believe there was a brown envelope hand delivered to you the other day, are you backing out on your word now

    Oh, that wasn't for the whole penalty points thing, then was it?

    Ooops.


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    #34
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Perhaps the Sargent would like something a little, well, "stronger" with his donuts?


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    #35
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Sargent O'Leary wrote: »
    There will be no drink served on these premises on Good Friday. That's the law.

    And smashey, I take it you are the proprietor of this premises, are you?
    That's right Sarge but as it's a private party and I bought all the food and drink we don't require a license.

    Eh, I see there's been a horrific road accident over the mountain road. Three tractors, two cars, a lorry load of sheep and a few pedestrians. You better get yourself over there.


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    #36
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Sargent O'Leary wrote: »
    It is my duty, as a member of An Garda Siochana to ensure there is no money changing hands for alcohol on this day.

    I can assure you, and I speak for us all, there is absolutely NO chance of money changing hands today.

    None at all.

    'nother donut ?

    *shakes plate*


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    #37
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Sargent O'Leary wrote: »
    Oh, that wasn't for the whole penalty points thing, then was it?

    Ooops.


    Nope, it wasn't

    You already received something for them - don't you remember??


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    #38
    Sargent O'Leary
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Sargent O'Leary


    smashey wrote: »
    That's right Sarge but as it's a private party and I bought all the food and drink we don't require a license.

    Eh, I see there's been a horrific road accident over the mountain road. Three tractors, two cars, a lorry load of sheep and a few pedestrians. You better get yourself over there.

    I am sure young Gda. O'Sullivan has it covered.
    trout wrote: »
    'nother donut ?

    *shakes plate*

    Don't mind if I do.
    Saibh wrote: »
    Nope, it wasn't

    You already received something for them - don't you remember??

    Er, not exactly. A lot of things come my way quite regularly. Refresh my memory.


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    #39
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Sargent O'Leary wrote: »
    I am sure young Gda. O'Sullivan has it covered.

    I'm afraid not, he is bringing me out for lunch now

    Er, not exactly. A lot of things come my way quite regularly. Refresh my memory.

    Weekly supply of donuts
    maybe you should have a word with Gda Kelly about that


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    #40
    Sargent O'Leary
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Sargent O'Leary


    Saibh wrote: »
    I'm afraid not, he is bringing me out for lunch now

    So you're his new fancy woman? The little fecker....
    Saibh wrote: »
    Weekly supply of donuts
    maybe you should have a word with Gda Kelly about that

    Weekly supply? I got one last Monday week, and that was it. I'll be having words with that young wan.


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    #41
    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    trout wrote: »
    size-matters-mma-grappling-wrestling-demotivational-poster-1196897741.jpg

    Jebus Trout

    What you do at your weekends is your own business, keep your holiday snaps to yourself :p


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    #42
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users Posts: 2,908 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Afternoon all.

    Smashey thanks for the invite to this private party

    I'll have the usual please.

    *What's the sarge doing here? Was this exactly what was meant by pork in the invite?*


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    #43
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Just hope that Sgt. O'Leary doesn't get wind of this.
    With the way Trout is blowing from both ends, everybody has gotten wind of it by now :eek:
    Sargent O'Leary wrote: »
    It is my duty, as a member of An Garda Siochana to ensure there is no money changing hands for alcohol on this day.
    There is no money changing hands for alcohol, merely free drinks being given out at this private party, and some charitable donations being given...


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    #44
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Sargent O'Leary wrote: »
    So you're his new fancy woman? The little fecker....


    His new fancy woman? the secret is out now...

    Anyway, he will be off duty for a couple of hours, so you better go and clear that traffic jam over the hill there


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    #45
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users Posts: 2,908 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Damo,

    Do you know who got the clampers in to clamp that cop car outside?

    They were just starting as I came in.


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    #46
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I have absolutely no idea whatsoever!!!

    Clamp it? FFS they were meant to tow it!!!


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    #47
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Time for lunch.

    I just fired up the barbecue...
    bbq3.jpg


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    #48
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    smashey wrote: »
    Time for lunch.

    I just fired up the barbecue...
    bbq3.jpg
    *OMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOM!!!*


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    #49
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    *OMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOM!!!*
    I hope you enjoyed that Damo.

    There's plenty more where that came from.


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    #50
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users Posts: 2,908 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Jaysus smashey they smell good.

    You must the the bbq king. Throw a platter over here please.


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    #51
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    /lobs platter across room


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    #52
    Sargent O'Leary
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Sargent O'Leary


    Saibh wrote: »
    His new fancy woman? the secret is out now...

    Anyway, he will be off duty for a couple of hours, so you better go and clear that traffic jam over the hill there

    So that explains him going missing for a few hours here, and a few hours there.

    He said he was visiting his mother.
    LostinBlanch wrote: »
    Damo,

    Do you know who got the clampers in to clamp that cop car outside?

    They were just starting as I came in.
    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    I have absolutely no idea whatsoever!!!

    Clamp it? FFS they were meant to tow it!!!

    Clamp? Don't tell me those gob****e recruits are messing up again?

    I'm allowed double-park.

    I sometimes wonder what they teach them in Templemore these days.
    smashey wrote: »
    I hope you enjoyed that Damo.

    There's plenty more where that came from.

    Alcohol and meat on Good Friday?

    What kind of godless heathens are you people?


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    #53
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users Posts: 2,908 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Catches platter deftly.

    Nods his thanks and

    NNNNNYYYOOOOOMMM

    Got any BBQ sauce? That's the only thing they were missing. But it was good.

    I'm getting a drink what would you like?


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    #54
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    LostinBlanch wrote: »
    Catches platter deftly.

    Nods his thanks and

    NNNNNYYYOOOOOMMM

    Got any BBQ sauce? That's the only thing they were missing. But it was good.

    I'm getting a drink what would you like?
    No barbecue sauce I'm afraid. We only have good old fashioned HP and there's a bottle of ketchup over in the corner as well.

    I'll have a can of heineken.


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    #55
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users Posts: 2,908 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Hp is good enough. I'll stick some on the next batch.

    Slides can down the bar.


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    #56
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    I'm a bit hungover from last night, any chance of a drop of that poitín there please smashey. It'll either kill me or cure me.


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    #57
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Zaph wrote: »
    I'm a bit hungover from last night.

    My spies were out last night.
    <-<


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    #58
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Zaph wrote: »
    I'm a bit hungover from last night, any chance of a drop of that poitín there please smashey. It'll either kill me or cure me.

    Was that you singing "The Fields of Athenry" on the main street at 3:30am this morning?


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    #59
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    My spies were out last night.
    <-<

    /gets worried and looks over shoulder


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    #60
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Sargent O'Leary wrote: »
    Alcohol and meat on Good Friday?
    What kind of godless heathens are you people?
    The usual kind...
    TheWickerMan_LordSummerisleHandsUpraised.jpg


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    #61
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    I heard there were heretics here ^_^

    *pulls up a chair and gulps a jd and nyoms a boar*


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