Ladies and Gentlemen, smashey's shebeen is now open.

Blitzkrieger

Thaedydal wrote: »

Godless heathens ?

Oh they have gods have you not heard of Thor and Loki ?

Yeah - my God has a hammer. Your god was nailed to a cross. Any questions?

smashey wrote: »

So, what will it be?

Did 'ruthie take all the poitin?

smashey

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

Did 'ruthie take all the poitin?

She did but didn't like it. Any normal person would have discovered this after a single mouthful but not our Ruthie. Oh no, she had to try the whole lot. She has since progressed to an allegedly much finer drink in Blue Nun. I say allegedly because she has taken all the stock of that as well and we only have her word for it as nobody else can get even a sniff of it.

Toto Wolfcastle

Good afternoon. Please may I have a large bottle of your finest raspberry vodka? Thanking you.

smashey

P.C.

Afternoon.

I decided to sleep until 12 - that way I could drink beer with breakfast.

ChewChew

P.C. wrote: »

Afternoon.

I decided to sleep until 12 - that way I could drink beer with breakfast.

I totally should have done that.

I got excited there. went into my kitchen and say a keg of heineken. I got ever so slightly excited then realised we feckin drank it all last night

P.C.

ChewChew wrote: »

I totally should have done that.

I got excited there. went into my kitchen and say a keg of heineken. I got ever so slightly excited then realised we feckin drank it all last night

You should have been out with us last night.
That way, you could have woken up to a full keg of Ken (and maybe a real Ken next to you in bed).

ChewChew

P.C. wrote: »

You should have been out with us last night.
That way, you could have woken up to a full keg of Ken (and maybe a real Ken next to you in bed).

I know. ragin I missed last night but sure watna doesn't mind!

P.C.

ChewChew wrote: »

I know. ragin I missed last night but sure watna doesn't mind!

Maybe watna does not mind, but you do.

Now you have to be at the next beers!

ChewChew

P.C. wrote: »

Maybe watna does not mind, but you do.

Now you have to be at the next beers!

I'm still recovering from beers with mr Dunne last week., does that excuse me?:D:p

juke

Hey guys, o/

P.C. wrote: »

Afternoon.

I decided to sleep until 12 - that way I could drink beer with breakfast.

I also banked on sleeping until 12. I had however not banked on my darling OH's weekday wake up alarmS going off every 15 minutes from 7.30 to 9.15, while he slept on oblivious.

Every time I thought I killed it...it started again. He is evil.

ChewChew

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



o/ hi Juke

juke

ChewChew wrote: »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



o/ hi Juke

There is no appropriate smilie for how I'm thinking right now, missus!

ChewChew

luckily I have a fantastic imagination

juke

ChewChew wrote: »

luckily I have a fantastic imagination

Hope you are visualising narrowed eyes, bared teeth, growling......;)

He is cooking as penance!

ChewChew

exactly what i visualised!!

Poor Steve!!

Steve

ChewChew wrote: »

exactly what i visualised!!

Poor Steve!!

:eek:

ChewChew

Cathmandooo

Smashey sort the bar out, I'm waiting outside all morning burrr

Toto Wolfcastle

Following on from the day without alcohol, I have decided to give up alcohol for good.

Gaspode

janeybabe wrote: »

Following on from the day without alcohol, I have decided to give up alcohol for good.

Too late for April Fool's now

Toto Wolfcastle

Gaspode wrote: »

Too late for April Fool's now

Exactly. I would not lie.

Blitzkrieger

But what if it's your birthday? On your eighteenth birthday you drink because you can. Every birthday after that you drink because you must.

What's brought this on? Lent is over too so it can't be that either...

Toto Wolfcastle

Ugh Blue Wicked on my 18th birthday. *shudder*

Ok so, I'll go back on the drink.

Cathmandooo

Jane I'm glad to hear you're back on the beer, into the real bar with you