talk to a complete stranger!!!!

brianthebard

You: hello
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You: lucky you
You: I'm a bit sick
Stranger: sucks to be you
Stranger: YOU HAVE THE SWINE
Stranger: STOP KISSING PIGS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Was it one of yous???

brian ireland

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI FATTY
You: Hi there
Stranger: HI FAT TUB OF LARD
You: How do you know me?
Stranger: cuz of the fatty
You: My cam is off
You: you can't see me
Stranger: Yes I can.
You: Jesus.. how
You: are you in my kitchen?
Stranger: I'm Big Brother
Stranger: I'm everywhere
You: Ok.. what am i doing now?
Stranger: Big Brother doesn't need to justify things to everyone
You: Are you God dressed as big brother?
Stranger: Big Brother has class
Stranger: Big Brother needs to go
Stranger: Just keep doing whatever you're doing
You: nice 1 thanks
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My name is URL

You: I'm troubled
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: Oh
You: Yeah
Stranger: What is wrong?
You: It's a terrible situation
You: I was driving home from work
You: and on the radio there was a guy talking about life
You: not life in the verbal sense
You: but in the existential way
Stranger: yeah
You: he said that life cannot have a meaning unless
You: unless you give it meaning yourself
Stranger: I think that is true
Stranger: But, are you having trouble with that?
You: no not really
You: but I can't find the rock station

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brianthebard

I was actually having an interesting conversation with someone for ages, but asking what hobbies they had killed it.

DevilsBreath

LOL first time i tried lol

Stranger: horny girl?
You: i can see you
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DevilsBreath

Stranger: hey
You: bubbles
Stranger: balloons
You: i can see you
Stranger: wit i c u 2 are u the kid sitting by the computer ?
You: you look like pinokio
Stranger: what my nose is like small
You: yep thats me
Stranger: i thoght it was
You: no tis fecking hugh
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DevilsBreath

There are some sick people out there

Stranger: male 21 horny . search msn to cam sex
You: you got the wrong channel
You: try 666
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u f?
You: ye i have big blue tits
You: 3 of them
Stranger: mmm
You: lost my legs though
You: car crash
You: how about you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i have a tall c**k
Stranger: large and big
Stranger: put in ur p***y wet
Stranger:
You: i have one to sits on the roof, damn annoying
You have disconnected.

DevilsBreath

People type realy fecking slow some times.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hwyh
Stranger: hey
You: hy
You: purple monkey diswasher
Stranger: okay then
Stranger: RAPE
You: grape
Stranger: are u jessie
You: nope im jebbus
Stranger: me too! OMg
You: class
You: my mom is mary, she never had sex
You: so she says
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice
You: your american arnt ya
Stranger: yea
You: hehe
You: only peps i now called jessie are from US
You: im from the moon
You: it's nice this time of year
Stranger: okay??
You: exactly
Stranger: its fall on earth
You: really what fell
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The_Minister

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Stranger: hi // 20 male italy here and you?

You: Italy is that in Wyoming

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itsallaboutheL

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Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: F/M

You: A/M

You: LW

Stranger: a/m?
You: I thought we were discussing radio frequency


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itsallaboutheL

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Stranger: heyx

You: hello

Stranger: whαt does hαrlot meαn?

You: i'm pretty sure it's a woman of ill repute

You: possibly derived from the word harem

You: but i'm not sure

You: hold on i'll google it

Connection imploded.

Connection Impolded, wtf?

LizT

You: Hello
Stranger: Take those pants off strange whore!
You: Ok!!
Stranger: right on
You: Where are you from??
Stranger: Does it really matter?
You: Does life really matter?
Stranger: No
You: No it doesn't.
Stranger: Beware! The Zombie apocalypse has begun, run for your lives!
You: ok
Stranger: does it matter?
Stranger: no

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A bit random...

LizT

Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: whats up ?
You: The sky, birds, planes....
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itsallaboutheL

lizt wrote: »

You: Hello
Stranger: Take those pants off strange whore!
You: Ok!!
Stranger: right on
You: Where are you from??
Stranger: Does it really matter?
You: Does life really matter?
Stranger: No
You: No it doesn't.
Stranger: Beware! The Zombie apocalypse has begun, run for your lives!
You: ok
Stranger: does it matter?
Stranger: no

Your conversation partner has disconnected

A bit random...

gimmie a code word and we'll see how long it takes to find each other.... or not.... i'm very bored my NTL is broken!!:o

LizT

Codeword
Tropicana...
Just because it's sitting on my desk right now

itsallaboutheL

lizt wrote: »

Codeword
Tropicana...
Just because it's sitting on my desk right now

k:D

LizT

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

k:D

Ok I have spoken to about 100 people asking tropicana?... it's not working!!

itsallaboutheL

lizt wrote: »

Ok I have spoken to about 100 people asking tropicana?... it's not working!!

i've noticed!!!

Parsley

people disconnect when i say i'm from club tropicana...

ondafly

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hola
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: from?
You: have you any grapes ?
Stranger: huh?
You: i need grapes to complete my mission
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ondafly

Talk to strangers!
2352 users online
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
You: have you any grapes ?
Stranger: no im out
You: dammit. i need them to complete my mission
Stranger: havent bought grapes in a while actually...
Stranger: that does sound quite tasty though
You: what am I going to do
Stranger: 1. go to grocery store and get grapes.
Stranger: 2. ????
Stranger: 3. Profit!
You: someone mentioned tropicana
Stranger: what are you trying to ferment your own liquor?
You: no I need them to complete my mission
Stranger: which is...
You: collect grapes duh !
Stranger: that mission sucks
Stranger: Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
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citizen_p

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Stranger: hhheeelllllllllllllooo

You: guten morgen

Stranger: sureeeee

You: why not

You: you like disco

Stranger: yes....

You: disconnected

You have disconnected.

Mr Yellow

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: OI!

You: IH

Stranger: ih or hi?

You: pu stahw

You: eeffoc?

Stranger: on...

Stranger: sknat

You: teews, pus?

Stranger: on...

Stranger: ekil tnod i

You: ...em nethgilne. gnirob....

Stranger: morf??

You: citnalta eht fo edis tsea

You: . p?eehs ytrid ekil U. aaab.......peehs ym esahc og tsum

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Confused the fupper at the beginning hahaa:D

brian ireland

lizt wrote: »

Codeword
Tropicana...
Just because it's sitting on my desk right now

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You: hi
You: Tropicana??
Stranger: no idiana
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?


Classic!!!!

citizen_p

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: ;

Stranger: m or f

You: f

Stranger: cool

Stranger: how old are yu?

You: 17

You: u

Stranger: nice same

Stranger: 17

Stranger: where are yu from

You: usa

Stranger: nice

You: u

Stranger: canada

You: fukin asian

Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You: yeah you

Stranger: fat american slob

Stranger: ur pussy is prolly so loose

You: im not fat

You: im fine

Stranger: i can fit my head in it

You: maybe your dads

Stranger: gooooood one

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im not rascist... i was hoping for a "u dumb american response"

ohh and i got him 3 times in a row..... disconected first time when i said male

Sheepy99

You: say hi!
Stranger: male or female
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You: male u
Stranger: go **** yourself ******
You: say hi!
Stranger: dickhead
You: im afraid i cant **** myself
You: can you
Stranger: say hi to your dad dick
Stranger: use a vibrator moron
You: unlucky are you from america
Stranger: i born here idiot
Stranger: jackoff
Stranger: lowlife dick wacker
You: ur a freakin butt head ...obama is a ****** i hope the kulux klan get him and i hope al qaeda bomb the **** out of america.....AGAIN
You: heil hitler
Stranger: dick
You: ku klux
Stranger: cock sucker
You: yes , you do like dick
You: stop talking about ypourself
You: ipwn
You: why are you alive
Stranger: no asso i see your dad ****ing a strangers dude
You: yes cause you really live near me
Stranger: strangers dude
You: what a downsyndrome
Stranger: your dumb
You: you are a chicken nugget
Stranger: moron
Stranger: jackass
Stranger: cock sucker
You: "your dumb" , worst insult of all time
You: cmon moron?....u just sound retarded saying that
Stranger: pretend to be kaya west asso
You: you do know the whole world laughs at american retards like u for being fat and using gay words like own and moron and suck
Stranger: you are so dumb copy cat
Stranger: you are so gay
You: what r u on about u ****in poo
You: douche
You: turd sandwich
You: butt
Stranger: retarded peace of ****
Stranger: cock hunter
You: u rule man.....thats sounds so cool but the whole world laughs at that, and many other gay american expressions hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You: yes im retarded when my iq is 191
Stranger: wait a minute best cock hunter of all time
Stranger: fag
Stranger: dumbass
You: wait a minute random guy who weighs 392 pounds and his confined to a wheelchair and has had his left foot amputated
Stranger: dickhead
You: haw haw
Stranger: your a ****en moron
Stranger: asso
You: man moron isnt an insult
You: everyone l;aughs when they hear americans use moron...but not with them they laugh at them
You: so kill urself
Stranger: shut the **** up and disconnect
You: You: I'm retarded
Stranger: go watch t.v. stupid kid
You: oh my god
Stranger: go to school
You: you didnt just say that
You: you used the word stupid
You: what a gimp
Stranger: stop wasting time on hunting cock
You: thats nwhat im atlking about u think these are good insults but there words that make people think americans are sad ****s
You: you go tio school
You: youre pretending to be like 20something
You: hunting cock??......ok how about die
Stranger: i'm don't need school only ****** do
You: what a handicapped **** you are... btw you cant spell you may have a touch of dyslexia/dyspraxia
Stranger: you stop going to school because you want a ****** wack you off
You: hate to be you
You: wack me off?
You: usad ****
Stranger: your dad is a ****** ****
Stranger: go to school boy
You: i bet youre there with your friend thinkin your the man......but youre friend is just thinkin wow hes getting owned............u gay ****
Stranger: you heard me
You: ****** ****?.....that doesnt make sens
You: esense*
You: sense*
Stranger: you are the fag is talking to me
You: un are the cant spell hahahhahahahah
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You: cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll
You: cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll
Stranger: you should disconnect in the begining
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You: cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll cant spellll
You: cant spellll
You: learn to spell
You: learn to spell
Stranger: your a dumbass mother **** man whore
Stranger: disconnect fag
You: http://www.learntospell.org.uk/
You: thats not even an insult it makes nop sense
Stranger: you from united kingdom fag
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You: actually no
You: it was the 1st google link
Stranger: i know where you live asso
You: where
You: actually
You: where do i live
You: ill be honest
Stranger: actually you're from your dick hole
Stranger: now disconnect
You: dick......hole???...man will u at least use proper abuse to make this a bit interesting
Stranger: i don't want to talk to fat
You: wow how did u no what i was going to say
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sheepy99

sorry about the language. i thought it deserved to be posted

wolfric

i didn't even bother reading it all. Sounds like the other guy should have been posted that. Trolling is fun... but copying pasting your message over and over just doesn't do you any favors at all. Makes you look like the cliché 13 yr old.

Sheepy99

thanks will keep that in mind

Peared

Omegle conversation log2009-11-08
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hot female?
You: yes actually
You: u?
Stranger: hot male
Stranger: age? loc?
You: aw sorry im looking for another hot female
Stranger: wait bab'
Stranger: i can do whatever u like
Stranger: He put up a link to a webcam pic of (presumably his) large erect willy at this point
Stranger: this is much better than a dildo
Stranger:
You: impressive
You: but not my thing
Stranger: oh.. ok
Stranger: hope u will find the one
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