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Graham_B18C

You: alloha...

Stranger: Kikoo olol

You: wakka wakka...

Stranger: Pedobear is watching you ...
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You: I LOVE pedobear!!!

Boxfresh

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Stranger: hello are you gay or bi male on MSN with a CAM ?? I m male 17

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LMAO:D

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Stranger: 17 m london. asian guy looking for female **** buddy


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Stranger: hey. 25 horny straight male in here. Interested?

Dun laoire

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Word of Advice.
Stranger: ok
You: ASL is boring
Stranger: says who?
You: says the men that invented omegle
Stranger: why is it men huh?!
Stranger: jk...
Stranger: but really
You: cause women are great and dont say stupid things like ASL is boring
Stranger: nice save
You: Phew, i had to think really quick there!
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Mr.David

Scrambled egg wrote: »

Some shíthead from Kilkenny got me good.

Stranger: Knock knock

You : Whos there?

Stranger : Disco

You : Disco who?

Stranger : Disconnected

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You inspired me to try the same thing......



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You: Knock knock

Stranger: **** off, I'm busy.

You: Knock knock

Stranger: **** OFF, I'M BUSY!

You: Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock

Stranger: Oh, you ****ing cockblocker, I was gonna get laid, now WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT?

You: Knock knock

Stranger: WHO THE **** IS THERE?

You: Disco

Stranger: DISCO ****ING WHO?

You: Disco****in-nected



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Turd Ferguson

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You: word association
You: go
Stranger: my---->cock
You: small
Stranger: tits
You: melons
Stranger: green
You: puke
Stranger: alcohol
You: unwanted pregnancies
Stranger: crying baby
You: erection
You: uh
You: well they give me erections
You: ahhhhhh
You: i better go
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Agamemnon

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Stranger: um hi
You: Are you Heather Graham?
Stranger: no?
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All my conversations have been like this. But I'll keep going until I find her.

sumgimp

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Stranger: youre gonna get raped

You: wana cyber

You: wana cyber

Stranger: IM A MAN, HEAR ME ROAR

You: wana cyber

You: wana cyber

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Stranger: youre gonna get raped

You: wana cyber

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You: wana cyber

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You: wana cyber

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You: 1000 no's and a yes means yes

Stranger: oh does it? good then

You: ur gonna get raped

Stranger: im gonna enjoy it, kid

Stranger: its not gonna be rape

You: good stuff

Stranger: yeah definitely

You: u got ne stds i shud know about

Stranger: no not at all

Stranger: do you?

You: all of em

Stranger: hm, i better use protection then

You: im gona stick my aids infected cock in every hole in ur body

You: and ur gona take it

Stranger: i thought it was me who was gonna rape you

You: boots on the other foot now

Stranger: oh

Stranger: alright then

You: wer wud u like it first?

You: ear?

Stranger: i'll take it in the mouth, thank you very much

You: thats my fetish

Stranger: ear fetish? interesting

You: mind d pus

Stranger: yum, salty

You: it comes out sumtimes

You: green stuf

You: smells rotten

Stranger: a bit sour too

You: tastes gud do

Stranger: i'll learn to like it

You: ul do whateve i tell u

Stranger: alright, im sorry master

You: thats more like it bitch

Stranger: it'll never happen again, master, i promise

You: o it wont coz ur gona be punished bad

Stranger: with what, master?

You: my cock

Stranger: I'd be honoured, master, not punished

You: oh its gona hurt u little ****

Stranger: oh, master, please! no!

You: by d way my names fritzel and ders no safe word

Stranger: josef? is that you?

You: yea...dont ever call me that tho

You: my names master

Stranger: i'm sorry, master

You: ud ****in better be

Stranger: Well, master, what now?

You: time for your punishment....

Stranger: AAAAAAAAHHH!

Stranger: NO, PLEASE, NO!

You: im on my way down to d dungeon now

You: u wont be able to sit down for a week after this

Stranger: oh wow

You: dont speak unless splken to slave

sumgimp

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: u r looking dangerous

Stranger: asl

You: 3 hermafordite ur mamas pussy

Stranger: ur mamas wet pussy

You: wat about it

Stranger: i really wanna lick that

Stranger: hahahaha

You: ul have to wait til im finished

Stranger: r u licking ur mamas pussy

You: yea so

Stranger: wet pussy

Stranger: i want to lick ur mamas pussy

You: im from alabama

Stranger: i m ny

Stranger: i wanna lick ur sisters tiny pussy

You: if it tastes like chicken.... keep on lickin

Stranger: it tasts well

Stranger: where is ur sis

Stranger: i wnna **** her

Stranger: and lick her

Stranger: and hug her

You: shes fingerin my ass rite now

Stranger: hehehehe

Stranger: i wanna lick her back

Stranger: and put my long rod in her tiny pussy

Stranger: send her to me

Stranger: will u

You: hows ur mam bin....havent seen her since i gave her dat abortion wit my cock

Stranger: i wanna get a child from ur sweet

Stranger: sister

Stranger: please send her to me

Stranger: i wanna lick her

You: wel shes pregnant wit my child at d moment so ul hav 2 wait

Stranger: i cant wait any mores

Stranger: send her to me anyway

You: jus keep it in d family 4 d moment

Stranger: at any cost

Stranger: no

Stranger: i will **** u

You: 50bucks

Stranger: and ur family

Stranger: all of ur family

You: deal

Stranger: all mom and dad

Stranger: all of ur sisters

You: dads dead

Stranger: **** u

Stranger: om

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i will **** u

Stranger: **** ur sister

Stranger: u bastard

Stranger: **** u

Stranger: u bloody bastars

You: arnt you afraid u wont be able to get ur tiny cock up do?

Stranger: u bloody bastard

Stranger: its not tiny

You: i mean its pretty small

You: i cant feel anything

Stranger: show me ur sister's naked pic it will get bigges

Stranger: bigger

Stranger: showw meeeeeeee

Stranger: where is ur sister

Stranger: i wanna **** her

You: rite try redtube....i tink ders a vid of me ****in her

Stranger: i will **** hr

Stranger: ask her to suck me big cock as well

Stranger: u bastard

Stranger: u bastsard

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Stranger: asl?

You: 20/ yes please/ anywhere you want

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OMFG I HAD A SAVAGE ONE BUT THE GUY DICONNECTE AND I HIT ENTER

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Stranger: asl?

You: 20/ yes please/ anywhere you want

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Hilarious!

tbaymusicman

ITs been taking over by spam:(:(

StormWarrior

Once when I was standing at a bus stop in Sweden in the middle of the night, there was a very drunk old tramp sleeping there. He woke up asnd began telling me and my friends all about how he owns luxury apartments all over Europe but he chooses to live on the streets because it's a good way to meet people and make new friends.

mcmc

Stranger: hii
You: hello
Stranger: m/f
You: m
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Jax Teller

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: what's up?

You: the sky

Stranger: nice

Stranger: answer

You: i know :P

Stranger: you from?

You: planet go **** urself

Stranger: nice

Stranger: how is it

You: ever been der

Stranger: must be loads of sex there

You: its nice ppl r real polite when der not flippin you off

Stranger: great, must go there

You: yeah u shud

Jax Teller

Stranger: I love you

You: thanks
You: Is that the love between a man and a woman? Or the love of a man for a cuban cigar?
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Kradock

Stranger: hi there

You: hi

You: where are you

Stranger: fine..thank you

Stranger: waht about you

You: bye

Greyham

any of the convos ive had on this have been stupider than youtube comments

fitzgooble

Stranger: I'M TEH MOON.

You: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: YEAH WAY!

You: your the moon???

Stranger: Yep. I is teh moon.

You: whats the view like up there?

Stranger: bad. I should've gone to specsavers.

Stranger: i couldn't find no glasses big enough for my head.

You: and a monacle would suffice

Stranger: YEAH!!!!

Stranger: How's life on Earth?

You: ****in miserable, can i come up?

Stranger: yeah. sure. If you really want to leave.

You: well its supposed to be sunny tomorrow, ill wait and see...

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You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
You: hey, whats up?
Stranger: If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know it was really me?
You: hmmm...
You: it wouldn't be really you if you are the imitation
Stranger: Hey, you're sex offender, right?
You: nope.. why you ask?
Stranger: I see smth that you can't!
You: ya wha?
Stranger: You are a badass!
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because sex offenders are bad ass :cool:

fitzgooble

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Hello!

hi

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: so where are u?

Stranger: I am Chinese

You: Irish...

Stranger: I am in China

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Vain

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………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,
……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,
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Stranger: wow
Stranger: it's cute
You: its a pedo bear lol
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cherryghost

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You: miaow

Stranger: ok

You: yes

Stranger: bye

You: miaow

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Sofaspud

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Stranger: hi
You: Do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: do you?
You: Not particularly, never been a fan of seafood!
You: except prawns!
Stranger: haha okay
You: and tuna!
Stranger: hah
You: and crawfish!
You: in fact, if it comes in a shell or a can, it's ok with me!
Stranger: haha.. you're just a mad fish-lover
Stranger: xD
You: except sardines
You: and salmon
You: although I did have salmon a few months ago and enjoyed it
You: so maybe I should broaden my horizons a bit!
You: Maybe I'm just closed minded when it comes to sea creatures.
You: What do you think?
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What did I do wrong?

Carsinian Thau

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f or m
You: m
You: u?
Stranger: f
Stranger: drom?
Stranger: from?
You: ireland
You: u?
Stranger: greece
You: age?
You: i'm 21
Stranger: 19
You: how are you?
Stranger: good ty
Stranger: u?
You: ok. have a lot of work to get done but i'm too lazy to start.
Stranger: do you wanna see me naked?
You: not particularly (no offence).
Stranger: ok
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BrokenArrows

i wasnt getting a response so i went a bit mad.

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You: if i were a tree what would you be!
You: i guess you must be a state of nonexistence
You: i guess ill try and be you
You: Stranger: Well if you were a tree then i would be a bee
You: really interesting answer
You: Stranger: Ya i know, i thought id make a rhyme with your question and make another rhyme in my answer
You: I like you.
You: Stranger: I like you too.
You: Im sorry im not sure this is going to work.
You: Stranger: Why not?
You: I just think its a kind of one sided relationship.
You: Stranger: I guess your right. Ah well it was good while it lasted.
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pablodunlop

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 m ireland
Stranger: im 20 f
Stranger: us
Stranger: are u horny
You: not really
You: i'm catholic
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KnifeWRENCH

Only managing very short conversations today:

Stranger: I have a black person fetish no joke
You: I'd be a big disappointment to you then
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Stranger: female looking for lesbian fun? thats oky with anything
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......no
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Stranger: I'm eating chocolate
You: I hope you choke on it
Stranger: Thank you
You: You're welcome
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Stranger: im searching for a hot girl with webcam and skype
You: Yeah........good luck with that
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A :rolleyes: would have been ideal for the last one.

Harps

Finally found someone from this country this time of night, nothing overly interesting but still

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You: Sup Rotr?

You: or Steve?

Stranger: neither or either

You: shame

Stranger: tis

You: very much so

Stranger: aye

You: Scottish then?

Stranger: irish

You: same

Stranger: tis

You: Donegal..

Stranger: really

Stranger: waterford

You: other end of the country...

Stranger: right down at the hole

You: still, hardly ever get anyone from the country this time of night

Stranger: all out drinking

Stranger: well im drinking in so there ya go

You: yeah..makes more sense. get drunk for a tenner instead of spending that just to get into a place

Stranger: man wit a plan

You: €9 to be exact..6 pack of Bud does the job

Stranger: **** it does

Stranger: well i hav a 39 euro bottle of tequila here sp im happy

You: haha nice one

Stranger: good luck to u boy, keep on living dont let us down, "antimatter" matter that made life

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