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You: hiya
Stranger: hi
Stranger: horny girl?
You: maybe
You: 19 f ireland
You: u?
Stranger: 18 m us
You: iam in bed
Stranger: i am too
You: cool
You: hope u are doing the same thing as me? ;-)
Stranger: what
Stranger: s that?
You: take a guess ;-)
Stranger: playing with urself?
You: nope,sorting out my Tax return forms.
You: important stuff
You: i dont want the tax man after me
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Good ole tax form burn!0 -
The abuse people will put up with just to get their kicks:rolleyes:
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You: hiya bumhead
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: f 19 ireland
You: what about you,twatfeatures?
Stranger: uk
Stranger: m
Stranger: 20
You: sweet,good to get talking to a male,spunkface
Stranger: horny
You: maybe,Iam in bed now assmolester
Stranger: nice
Stranger: let my rub your pussy
You: You would need really long arms cockmuncher XD
You: since u are in the UK
You: and I am in Ireland
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Seriously,horny feckers!!0 -
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Join Date:Posts: 19398
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hej svensk?
You: I speak Ikea if it is any use to you
You: That is about the extent of it! :-)
Stranger: ehh ok, that wasen't funny
Stranger: .P
Stranger: :P
You: :-(
You: My first time trying this site!
Stranger: hahaha ok
You: ;-) Are you from Sweden?
Stranger: yes
You: I have been to Stockholm.....cool city
You: What part you from?
Stranger: stockholm :P
You: excellent! Lucky you!
You: I am a big Abba fan
You: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: wtf :O
Stranger: ahahha
You: Not trying to be funny or anything!
You: Mamma Mia was excellent!
Stranger: hahah ok okok :P
You: are you m or f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
Stranger: f
Stranger: =
You: Hey, me too!!!!!
You: Age?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u?
You: Oh I'm old.........31 :-)
You: You travel much?
You: Which you prefer: cat or dog?
Stranger: noooooo
Stranger: BYE¨0 -
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Ah god love him. This fella sounded "nice" but so so so stupid
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: run away
You: Aloha my friend!
Stranger: im a monster
You: I LOVE monsters!
Stranger: ]oh, yay
Stranger:
You: You must be busy this time of year?
You: Halloween and all that...
Stranger: i didnt even think of that lol
Stranger: yes, i must be then
You: Do you sing songs?
You: Is there one called the monster mash or something?
Stranger: well umm monsters aside
You: Are you irish???
Stranger: no
You: you have an irish sense of humour
You: Are you american?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: yes i am
You: This is not adding up. Most of the americans on this site are just looking for smutty talk
You: I think you have irish blood in you
You: Check with your grandparents
Stranger: i do have irish blood in me
You: I knew it!
Stranger: not much but its there
You: Yes, sure I detected it straight away!
You: What part of Americay you from?!
Stranger: Txas
Stranger: *texas
You: Texas! How wonderful!
You: I loved Dallas btw!
You: JR Ewing is still one of my idols. What a man!
You: Who is your idol?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: lemme think on this
You: Take your time my friend
Stranger: hmm i really dont know
Stranger: i dont really have idols
You: No one you admire in the world today.....?
You: Famous or not famous......anyone?
Stranger: i dunno lol
You: okay! Idols aside.
Stranger: lol
Stranger:
You: Have you been to Las Vegas?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: ive been close to it though
You: oh yes. where?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i cant remember the name of the town
You: No worries.
Stranger: lol ok
You: Another question for you!
Stranger: Ok
You: Do you wear a stetson/cowboy hat on a day to day basis?
You: (I like them btw)
Stranger: no i do not
You: Just special occasions or never at all?
Stranger: never ever
Stranger: i dont wanna think about that lol
You: Okay. Stetsons aside.
You: You got any question for me?
Stranger: hmmm
You: or questionS
Stranger: you never mentioned where you were from...or did you
You: I'm Irish. Top of the morning to ya!
Stranger: ohhh
You: You sound scared?
Stranger: i should have caught on with the irish thing and all lol
You: Ah it's hard, keeping up with the ol typing thing and all. No worries. You're grand
You: Ask me another question!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: do you drink a lot
You: Well.
You: Hmmmmm. I guess that is all relative
You: Relative to the next person I would say No.
You: But relative to you, emmm, maybe
You: You drink?
Stranger: no i dont
You: Good for you!
Stranger: yep
You: Stay away from it. It is the root of all evil.
Stranger: indeed
You: Do you live in Austin?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont anywhere you'd know...its a super tiny town
You: I might. I am very well travelled.
Stranger: i really doubt it but its not impossible lol
You: Do you like Barack Obama?
Stranger: ehh i dont really care
Stranger: politics...not my gig
You: I would like to compliment you on your President.
Stranger: ok lol
You: Do you ride horses?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i hate horses
Stranger: lol
You: I'm not mad on them myself!
Stranger: i dont trust them
Stranger: loll
You: okay, monster (roar) I have to go now. Lovely conversing with you.
Stranger: ok lol
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger: fare well
You: Bye!
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Ah god love him. This fella sounded "nice" but so so so stupid
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: run away
You: Aloha my friend!
Stranger: im a monster
You: I LOVE monsters!
Stranger: ]oh, yay
Stranger:
You: You must be busy this time of year?
You: Halloween and all that...
Stranger: i didnt even think of that lol
Stranger: yes, i must be then
You: Do you sing songs?
You: Is there one called the monster mash or something?
Stranger: well umm monsters aside
You: Are you irish???
Stranger: no
You: you have an irish sense of humour
You: Are you american?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: yes i am
You: This is not adding up. Most of the americans on this site are just looking for smutty talk
You: I think you have irish blood in you
You: Check with your grandparents
Stranger: i do have irish blood in me
You: I knew it!
Stranger: not much but its there
You: Yes, sure I detected it straight away!
You: What part of Americay you from?!
Stranger: Txas
Stranger: *texas
You: Texas! How wonderful!
You: I loved Dallas btw!
You: JR Ewing is still one of my idols. What a man!
You: Who is your idol?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: lemme think on this
You: Take your time my friend
Stranger: hmm i really dont know
Stranger: i dont really have idols
You: No one you admire in the world today.....?
You: Famous or not famous......anyone?
Stranger: i dunno lol
You: okay! Idols aside.
Stranger: lol
Stranger:
You: Have you been to Las Vegas?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: ive been close to it though
You: oh yes. where?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i cant remember the name of the town
You: No worries.
Stranger: lol ok
You: Another question for you!
Stranger: Ok
You: Do you wear a stetson/cowboy hat on a day to day basis?
You: (I like them btw)
Stranger: no i do not
You: Just special occasions or never at all?
Stranger: never ever
Stranger: i dont wanna think about that lol
You: Okay. Stetsons aside.
You: You got any question for me?
Stranger: hmmm
You: or questionS
Stranger: you never mentioned where you were from...or did you
You: I'm Irish. Top of the morning to ya!
Stranger: ohhh
You: You sound scared?
Stranger: i should have caught on with the irish thing and all lol
You: Ah it's hard, keeping up with the ol typing thing and all. No worries. You're grand
You: Ask me another question!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: do you drink a lot
You: Well.
You: Hmmmmm. I guess that is all relative
You: Relative to the next person I would say No.
You: But relative to you, emmm, maybe
You: You drink?
Stranger: no i dont
You: Good for you!
Stranger: yep
You: Stay away from it. It is the root of all evil.
Stranger: indeed
You: Do you live in Austin?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont anywhere you'd know...its a super tiny town
You: I might. I am very well travelled.
Stranger: i really doubt it but its not impossible lol
You: Do you like Barack Obama?
Stranger: ehh i dont really care
Stranger: politics...not my gig
You: I would like to compliment you on your President.
Stranger: ok lol
You: Do you ride horses?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i hate horses
Stranger: lol
You: I'm not mad on them myself!
Stranger: i dont trust them
Stranger: loll
You: okay, monster (roar) I have to go now. Lovely conversing with you.
Stranger: ok lol
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger: fare well
You: Bye!
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Was talking to someone from Canada today who apparently is very good at maths, who also thought that all Irish people were blonde because she heard it somewhere, and because the only Irish person she knows is blonde
Of course that was after two failed conversations after I said that I was male. The number of desperate men out there is unreal :eek:0 -
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: seeking for female here, some females who want to see my dick!!
You: yes please;)
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: yeah you
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what is it?
You: ****in
You: im so horny
You: is it big?
Stranger: 19cm
You: sexy, you want my msn;)
Stranger: yes
You: your getting me so wet;)
You: OK it's...
You: go****yourselfyoufreakwithnolifeandasamllpenis@boards.ie
You: you really want to do this?
Stranger: sure
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I had some good conversations with people about politics, economics and life in general.
Other times - it's troll-baiting/giggles for me
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You: moo
Stranger: **** YOU
You: moo
You: ;_;
Stranger: a
Stranger: aww.
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: are you okay?
You: moo ^_^
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: O.O
You: ireland moo
You: moo USA moo?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: lucky guess?
Stranger: you have a pussy?
You: meow?
You:
You: cockadoodle-doo
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Stranger: do u happen to a sweden girl
You: I do...
Stranger: really
Stranger: i'm huangke
You: Oh huangke.. good to talk to you again!
Stranger: oh
You: Listen.. we've to talk!
Stranger: thanks goodness
You: I'm pregnant.. asked to doctor whether it's male or female. He says it's a series of 1's and 0's
You: My father says you've to do the honourable thing and propose
You: Don't you DARE ignore me... you can't ignore our little child, Binary!
You: Honky... talk to me!
Stranger: a
You: Yeah, it's a consenant. Good job
You: Consenants don't buy our children nappies!
Stranger: Honky the meaning is
Stranger: ?
You: It's your name... duh!
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i dont understand what u talking about
You: Christ, our child's gonna be f*cking stupid!
You: Honky....?
You: ** ring ring **
You: It's the phone for you.. it's "a responsibility to raise your child" ringing
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Stranger: 16/male/gay/ looking for video chat on skype with another gay male. Any age above 14, it dont matter.
You: yay! i'm 17/m/colchester
You: no skype tho
Stranger: what do you have
You: my lad in my hand....
Stranger: ahhhhhh
Stranger: cool
You: wat bout u? hard typing with one hand here...
Stranger: me too
Stranger: im having a hard tie concntretin on where im typing
You: on noes!!
You: i hav a fantasy
Stranger: what is it? Me and you?
You: yeah... but i'm a wizard and you're a naughty dwarf
Stranger: ooooohhhh
You: i love the wide sleeves
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