talk to a complete stranger!!!!

Groe

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You: Boards.ie is God

Stranger: gay f 17

You: gay f 16

Stranger: m/f

You: f

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: good why are you on this ?

Stranger: to find somone like you

You: nice

You: where you from

Stranger: london

You: damn londonian

Stranger: got a girl

You: i thought you were a girl :S

Stranger: iam

You: this is awesommee

Stranger: are you going out with one

You:

unfortunately not, lesbians don't look to kindly on male lesbians maybe I'll find one someday

Stranger: so babe whats your body like

You: Hot what about yours

Stranger: hot to

Stranger: i have a miniskirt on like to take it of me

You: yes please where are your hanbds

You: *hands

Stranger: up your dress

You: that's impossible 'cos its in a heap beside me

Stranger: ok

Stranger: sexy

Stranger: tell me what you want me to do

You: heres a better idea, tell me what your doing;)

Stranger: touching my wet pussy

You: sweet im caressing my breasts with one hand and running the other down towards my fanny

Stranger: nice

Stranger: can i help

You: yes please

Stranger: o yea ill bend you over and rub your ass

You: anyday baby

You: yes please

Stranger: then down your sexy legs

You: keep it coming im wet

Stranger: turn you around and lick you dry

Stranger: come come come

Stranger: aaaaaaaaa

Stranger: your hot

You: so are you

You: tell me more baby

You: your not there are you

You: it was good while it lasted anyway

You: thank you for partisipating in this conversation. It has been brought to you by a Boards.ie member Come again soon

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they stopped replying so I left:P People are so gulable :rolleyes:

If I was a dirty pervert I would have had enjoyment out of that but I was just a lonely boardsie looking for a friend

CianRyan

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Stranger: hey

You: Hey

You: Asl?

Stranger: 17 female holland

Stranger: you ?

You: 19 guy, Ireland.

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BITCH!!!

CianRyan

I'm going to regret posting this... Most people already know what I've done though, I use to be quite odd.

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You: yO

You: Aaaaaagh, backwards

You: This is a long one, awesome.

Stranger: you can ask me any 3 questions and i will answer honestly

You: Hmm, i have to make this one good...

You: It's going to be posted on the internet.

You: thinking

Stranger: hah ok

You: This one doesn't count, just will help me.
M/F

Stranger: m

You: Lenght and girth?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: 7 inches when im sporting a boner

You: Nice.

You: Would you be willing to do anal, both giving and receiving?

Stranger: ive given before, yes

Stranger: recieving, no

You: What are the links to all of your social networking sites. Eg, myspace, facebook, bebo, ect...

You: ?

Stranger: that i cant do

You: Stranger: you can ask me any 3 questions and i will answer honestly

You: Yes you can

You: I'll post mine. Like i give a ****

Stranger: let me ask you a couple questions first

You: Ok.

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

Stranger: what is the most amount of times youve beat it in one day

You: I think I went about 8 or 9 times once, but what's more impressive is that I had 4 on a plane.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: howd you manage that?

You: (wont take that as a Q)

You: I was sick one day

You: and had nothing else to do

You: and on the plane

You: 13 hour flights, kept watching the notorious betty page

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I'll add this one too.
It's awesome.


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You: hey
Stranger: prepare for trouble
You: make it
You: ...:|
You: double
Stranger: to protect the world from devistation
You: to unite all peoples, within our nation
Stranger: to denounce the evils of truth and love
You: To extend our reach to the stars above
Stranger: jesse
You: james
Stranger: team rocket blasts off at the speed of light
You: Surrender now or prepare to fight
You: Meowth, that's right
You: :F
Stranger: WOBBAFETT
Stranger: looks like team rockets blasting off AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PING*
Stranger: SO L33T
You: Damn, that team rocket. aagh
You: BEST OMEGLE EVER
Stranger: IN AMERICA!!!
You: My sister bought me pokemon cards for my birthday, the other day. I was amazed, ****s so cash.
You: In Ireland.
Spudnigger
Stranger: *whispers* in america
You: I lost
You: didn't i?
Stranger: HEY ASSHOLE I'M IRISH
You: Really?
You: Where from?
Stranger: killkenny
You: I'm in Dublin.
Stranger: i don't live there now
Stranger: but i'm irish and i don't like the term spudnigger
You: Yeah, it's stupid.
Stranger: it's racist
You: I just use it as a joke like.
You: And I'm irish, so i can.
You: I also call all my mates crackers
Stranger: yeah i do that but Spudnigger is racist
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gerry87

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Stranger: hi
You: so, who the fu*k are you
Stranger: i am
You: a philosopher, eh?
Stranger: theologian
You: oh dear god
You: see what i did there
You: it was good, you liked it
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*********************
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Stranger: hi
You: so who are you then
Stranger: im magnus, 24m from sweden, u?
You: im magnus, 24m from norway
You: well this is a coincidence
Stranger: haha yeah
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KnifeWRENCH

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Stranger: i'm horny male
You: that's an unfortunate name. your parents are cruel.

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Too easy....but had to be done.

Insect Overlord

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: originality is your strong point!
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Ooh, and another one!

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Stranger: Wanna have phone sex with a guy?
You: Not really ¬_¬
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El Guapo!

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Stranger: have u heard of lockerz?

You: nope

You: what you talkin bout??

Stranger: its a new site thats in beta

Stranger: that sends out free prizes like ipods and xboxes

You: and viruses?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: u dont dl anything

Stranger: no credit cards or any spam

You: sausages

Stranger: nope..

Stranger: whats ur email

Stranger: ill send an invite

You: blowadonkey@hotmail.com

Stranger: thats cute

You: so was the donkey

Stranger: ha

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El Guapo!

And another one! This is classic:D


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Stranger: 妖魔鬼怪快哋走

You: hi

You: ?????????????????


Stranger: 妖魔鬼怪

You: yes twice

Stranger: 妖

You: dirty

Stranger: 妖魔鬼怪快哋

Stranger: oh heavens no

Stranger: not dirty

You: yes you are!! dirty little bastard

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: i see

Stranger: im a dirty little girl

Stranger: right?

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: 妖魔鬼怪快哋走

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Groe

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Stranger: I help

You: what do you help?

Stranger: I just my dog

You: you just ****ed your dog? Isn't that ilegal

Stranger: I'm saying that I just my dog

Stranger: you know, the whole dog

You: in chin a that's aceptable so I don't know what the problem is?

Stranger: really?

You: unless you raped it, thats not azcceptable anywhere

Stranger: so I can my dog every day?

Stranger: oh no, I just it

You: i gus your not talking about eating it....if your talking ABOUT RAPEIT'SNOT ACCEPTABLE ANYWHERE

Stranger: I think I'm not explaining myself correctly

Stranger: I'm saying that I it

You: you walk it?

You: no no no...smell it?

You: **** on it..?

Stranger: it

You: SIT in it?

Stranger: I it

You: **** over it?

Stranger: but I it every day

You: masterbate? brush your teeth, eat breakfSAT?

You: tie your shoe lace?

You: pick you nose!

Stranger: it

You: tit?

Stranger: no, I it

You: you it?

Stranger: yes!

You: why didn't you just say that in the first place you knob:)

Stranger:

Stranger: so what should I do?

You: I'd have a **** first

You: that clears my mind

Stranger: ok

Stranger: done

You: or have a tin of beans

You: that was fast

Stranger: yeah, I'm fast

Stranger: and then?

You: it you dog again that sounds like a blast

Stranger: ok

You: then yano what yo should do

Stranger: no, I don't

Stranger: I mean, should I just it?

You: well I thin k you should just go **** yourself mate or ever better **** your ma BOARDS.IE RULES

You: bye

Stranger: ok irish man

Stranger: thanks

You: no problem hope it helps

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krudler

Stranger: Hey, horny bi-male with cam looking for a horny male or female with cam
You: whats a bi-male?
Stranger: likes both males and females
You: doesnt everyone? I have friends who are men and women, be a bit wierd if you only hung out with one group?


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netwhizkid

lol!

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Stranger: 16 Male looking to webcam chat with a female. ;D
You: Female 36DD loking to webcam with male
Stranger: There we go lo
Stranger: lol*
You: A/S/L
Stranger: 16 Male New Jersey USA
You: F/36/Praha
Stranger: Pretty hot ;D Wanna cam right now?
You: You might find I am even better looking than you imagine
Stranger: Can I see?
Stranger: ;D
You: hang on I'm uploading
You: http://savestlukes.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mary_harney_aaa_00301.jpg
You: Hot or wot?

Professey Chin

Mine are usually over pretty fast

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You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ROUGH CYBER
You: BUTT SEX!
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Davie_m

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You: well.. how are things?
Stranger: not very good the mushroom kingdom lies in ruins and bowser had complete comtrol
You: well as long as the princess is ok we should be grand
Stranger: i dont how to tell you this mario
Stranger: shes dead
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Eddie Ere

Some of my converstion with a fella from India.



Stranger: may i know ur name/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: plz dnt lie this tym
You: eddie
You: u
Stranger: abhishek
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Local-womanizer

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You: hiya

Stranger: is this ned

You: ummmmm

You: yes

You: <_<

You: >_>

Stranger: whats ur last name then

You: nedelson

You: <_<
>_>

Stranger: **** u titties
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thomond2006

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: Not so bad

Stranger: cool

Stranger: asl?

You: male Ireland, I hate the way there are so many pervs here

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:pac:

kingtut

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You: why should I say hi? why not say hello? how are you? any news? what's up? etc! why limit myself to 'hi' it is so depressing and un-original! well!! WHY!

You: oh hi by the way

Stranger: lol

Stranger: hi

You: so you will sleep with me then?

Stranger: im a 15 year old girl and im looking for a cute 14 or 15 year old guy

Stranger: no

You: well for all you know I am fat bald and 57 but this is the internet so yes I am 15, cute and a guy

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kingtut

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Stranger: hi

You: the sky is falling!

Stranger: m or f

You: umm i choose m

kingtut

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Stranger: hi

You: what?

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Masquerade

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: how are you?

Stranger: pretty good

You: have you discovered Jesus?

Stranger: no

You: Me neither

You: He seems pretty awesome though.
You: what with all that miracle malarky
You: Ah he was a great lad for the miracles, so he was
You: anyway, where are u from?

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Denisejcc

I cant log in at all dont know why! :-( click on start a chat but nothing happens,,, probably just as well! :rolleyes:

DarkJager

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You: When I say "whooahhhhh" you say "Youuung Birch!!!"
You: Woahhhhhhh
Stranger: Youuung Birch!!!"
You: wicka wicka wicka....woahhhhhhh!!!
Stranger: Youuung Birch!!!"
You: I can't hear you!!!!! Wicka wicka bitcha with a dicka....woahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Stranger: Wicka wicka bitcha with a dicka Youuung Birch
You: ****ing Spot on my friend. 5 gold stars for you!!
Stranger: arigato
You: Obrigado?
Stranger: hahhaha means thanks
You: Pog mo thon agus amhaidain gneasach!!!! (means thanks you in Irish)
Stranger: oohh i c
You: Awesome. Where you from young sparrow?
Stranger: Indonesi
You: Is that in Moyross?
Stranger: wat is moyross captain??
You: Moyross is a spaceship full of angry athletes. When I say WOAHHHHHHHH they say young......
Stranger: oh really?? have u ever seen dat??
You: Yeah yeah now you spittin them ryhmes young G!! I've seen that ****, been a part of it, like John O Donoghue, I just don't give a ****.... What you think of my rapping???? WOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Stranger: Youuung Birch, cool but a lil craziy sir!!
You: Yeah you crazy 2 young gangsta!!!!!!
You: Check this **** out.....When I say Moyross you say COSSSSSGGRAVE Park!!!!
Stranger: gracias sir
You: Moyross!!!!!!
Stranger: COSSSSSGGRAVE Park
You: When i say moyross you say Craeval Park!!!!
You: mOYROSS!!!!!
Stranger: Craeval Park!!!!
You: When I say moyross, you say Shanabooooleeyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: Moyross!!!
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3hn2givr7mx1sc

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Stranger: Hello, I'm the Copycat. I'm good at copying.

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: copycat is a big gay

Stranger: copycat is a big gay

You: i agree

Stranger: i agree

You: stop copyig me

Stranger: stop copyig me

You: copycat has no friends

Stranger: copycat has no friends

You: i dont like copycat

Stranger: i dont like copycat

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Ive never ben a angry drnk before but i came close with this one!

DarkJager

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Stranger: hey
You: hi!!!!
You: you like squirrels?
Stranger: whats Your name?
Stranger: yep
You: Daycent. My name is Moyross. Whats yours?
Stranger: chris
You: Where you from cuz?
Stranger: poland
You: Ireland here man!!!
Stranger: oh so u must know lots of polish
You: Did you tewk my jawwwbbbs?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i did it last summer :P
You: Tekkin the jawwwwbbbbbssss!!!!!!!!
Stranger: u dot have a job?
You: Na, I don't want a job!!!
Stranger: u r so rich?
You: Yeah, won the euromillions tonight. Have to wait till tuesday to collect it. 55 million sitting there and I can't ****in touch it
Stranger: oh is any problem for u to sent me 1 milion?
You: No problems at all. I will send you 3 million.
Stranger: yeah!
You: 3 million and 3 tonnes of weed. Will that be ok???
Stranger: ohh men you r my idol
Stranger: heaven on earth!
You: No problem man, we'll settle on 3 milli euros, 3 tonnes of weed and 45 of Irelands finest prostitutes. Sound like a good deal???
Stranger: but it will be problem to sent it
Stranger: i didn meet irish sluts
You: Western Union - no problems. Prostitutes will be sent in the post, some assembly might be required
Stranger: 3 millions- u give them 1 milion provison ;D
Stranger: hbo weed?
You: I'll package the 3 mil with the 45 prostitutes, 1.25 mil hidden like golden tickets in 5 of them. Weed will be sent as a giant dog collar - please expect a massive box.
Stranger: **** polish post men will stole it!
You: I doubt that my shaved headed amigo. They gawwttt no jawwwbbbbsss!!!!
Stranger: They have jobs.
Stranger: You r from dublin?
You: Na bud, I'm from Limerick!!
Stranger: oh i thhink its close to naas, isnt it?
You: Na its closer to Southill cuzzzz!!!
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citizen_p

Stranger: hey

You: this better be funny... i ant to post it on boards.ie

You: hi

You: btw

Stranger: okay

Stranger: lol????

You: rofl

You: PS. were off to a good start

Stranger: fine

You: so where ya from

Stranger: lol

Stranger: CANADUH

You: more like canada

You: oh wait

Stranger: almost

Stranger: lol

You: damm you

Stranger: hahahaha

You: you got halloween there

Stranger: HELLZ YEEAAAAA

Stranger: so stoked

You: bet ya its a loafd of ****

this one went on for ages... but got serious

rizzee

You: bonjour
Stranger: f/m
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: im male
You: nice asl?
Stranger: 15 bali
You: wheres bali?
Stranger: indonesia
Stranger: are horny girl
You: yes very horny
Stranger: can i see your pics
Stranger: please
You: i dont have a camera sweety x x
Stranger: can i see your pics
Stranger: picture
Stranger: not webcam
You: no
Stranger: are you have hotmail
Stranger: my horny girl
Stranger: or email
You: I lied. I'm male. your a faggit


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Thirdfox

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Stranger: I'm watching you right now.
Stranger: Don't move.
You: see my penis?
Stranger: No, a vagina.
Stranger: The patchy area, where a penis used to be.
You: should have gone to specsavers

Enii

This site is hilarious!

The reaction you get when you say "Woof" instead of Hello is so funny!

citizen_p

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Stranger: hi

You: woof

Stranger: asl?

You: 18 france f

Stranger: ok

You: u

Stranger: 17 m germany

You: cool

Stranger: ur horny?

You: a bit

Stranger: nice

You: you

Stranger: yes

Stranger: u have msn and cam?

You: no cam

You: what you doing thinking of me

You: ?

Stranger: with both a cam we can make some fun

You: why you touching yourself?

Stranger: why not

Stranger: you dont touc yourself?

You: somtimes

You:

Stranger: ok

You: toys though

Stranger: hm nice

Stranger: u have msn?

You: somtimes i stick micro machines up my hole

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: and in your pussy?

You: you like it

You: no i lied im a dude

You: your well gay

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:pac::pac::pac::pac: lol

Enii

Mousey- wrote: »

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Stranger: hi

You: woof

Stranger: asl?

You: 18 france f

Stranger: ok

You: u

Stranger: 17 m germany

You: cool

Stranger: ur horny?

You: a bit

Stranger: nice

You: you

Stranger: yes

Stranger: u have msn and cam?

You: no cam

You: what you doing thinking of me

You: ?

Stranger: with both a cam we can make some fun

You: why you touching yourself?

Stranger: why not

Stranger: you dont touc yourself?

You: somtimes

You:

Stranger: ok

You: toys though

Stranger: hm nice

Stranger: u have msn?

You: somtimes i stick micro machines up my hole

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: and in your pussy?

You: you like it

You: no i lied im a dude

You: your well gay

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:pac::pac::pac::pac: lol

Good entry!

"Woof"

Most Miaow back......Zzzzzz boring!