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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    CuteStuff wrote: »
    What two are you calling dirty minded?! :rolleyes:
    joanne30 wrote: »
    He's refering to you and I, dirty was a mistake it's ladys he mean't..
    CuteStuff wrote: »
    I'm not dirty!!! I had a shower this morning!!! :pac: I feel like I'm being picked on. :rolleyes:

    must......resist....the...urge


    no no I wont be drawn or i will have to banned myself


    so how was everyone's weekend? what ye get up to?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    God you just wont let up!!!

    Was in Kilkenny at the weekend for a 40th birthday. Great city. Still recovering so I must be gettin old.

    Hey Joanne your surname doesnt begin with a D by any chance does it? If it does were you at a family reunion on Sunday?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    joanne30 wrote: »
    If I tell you that information you’d know who I am or not, I’ll have to speak to my solicitor about that!!!!


    Just wanted to make sure that the person who has been talking dirty to me for the past 2 days isnt my first cousin!!! :D

    This Joanne D is she good looking

    Do I detect a note of jealousy? :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    joanne30 wrote: »
    No if shes good looking it was me.....

    Im not gonna declare my cousin either good looking or not, on an open forum.

    I feel so dirty talking about my cousin like this


  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    O dear, Nog fancies his cousin!!!! And he has the cheek to call me dirty!!! My goodness.... What is this forum coming too......
    :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    joanne30 wrote: »
    hahaha, realy not his cousin:D:D:D
    Thats what happens when your from Offaly.. Keep it in the family!
    My mammy always warned me about Offaly people..... :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    christ 2 of ye are like a tag team. I feel like a battered husband


  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    joanne30 wrote: »
    Married to first cousin or second???
    Do they still get married in Offally? I thought they just moved from one mud hut to the other? :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    joanne30 wrote: »
    Look at me he thought I was his first cousin,

    Did not. I was wondering if you were my cousin
    singled me out

    god you love yourself :p
    and start chatting me up.
    Then blamed me!

    Yeah, and? It is your fault, both of ye. Before I was this sweet innocent man with not a care in the world. Now Im having nightmares just chatting with ye two.
    joanne30 wrote: »
    Married to first cousin or second???

    Married? Hell no way


  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    Just as I suspected. Moved from one mud hut to the other. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    where are you from CuteStuff?

    By the way pics or your not cute. If ye are cute I will give you my stamp of approval ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    TheNog wrote: »
    where are you from CuteStuff?

    By the way pics or your not cute. If ye are cute I will give you my stamp of approval ;)
    haha! Do you mean approval to shine your boots..... or whatever?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    CuteStuff wrote: »
    haha! Do you mean approval to shine your boots..... or whatever?
    joanne30 wrote: »
    I'd say more of whatever...

    yeah more of the "whatever". At least Im honest


    Im gonna make some guesses here about what you look like judging on your post below from a couple of minutes ago
    CuteStuff wrote: »
    I don't think we will ever understand.

    Your blonde

    so lets just keep the fingers crossed. :D

    and for the finale, is this you?

    keepyourfingerscrossed.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    oops. anyone know how to resize a pic?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭sweetlass


    lovin the action in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

    nog shame on u for picking on two poor defencless girls!!!!!!! u are so so mean!!!! taught the "faithful" were better than this!!!! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    sweetlass wrote: »
    lovin the action in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

    nog shame on u for picking on two poor defencless girls!!!!!!! u are so so mean!!!! taught the "faithful" were better than this!!!! :D

    They started it. The sooner more fellas come in here and help me out the better.

    /goes off in search of Eroo
    joanne30 wrote: »
    Dirty Garda from Offaly....

    not dirty definitely not

    /sings the Offaly Rover:

    a rover I have been and a rover I will stay
    but to that faithful county I will return some day
    Uibh Fhaile how I love you with your heather scented air
    silently the peaceful brosna calls her sons from far and near

    Oh Kinnitty I long to see
    when the woodbine’s in full bloom
    or stroll the fields around Ferbane hear the wild birds in full tune
    at Clonmacnoise I see you
    onto Banagher we’ll stray
    where the fishermen will drink and tear of the ones that got away

    Though dead are still in exile
    are some friends I used to know
    still I must pass Killoughy
    where great sportmen are laid low
    By Croghan HillI see you
    where in childhood I did play
    so adieu to you beloved Slieve Bloom
    I must be on my way

    Pile the brown turf on the fire bring the keg in from the barn
    let the blacksmith sing his rebel song and the poacher tell his yarn
    come close my friends and neighbors fill your glasses to the brim
    as we toast our Offaly heros from the heather, hill and glen





  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    I am not blonde!!!! What an assumption. Or is this your fantasy nog? A dirty blonde that will shine your whatever?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    sweetlass wrote: »
    lovin the action in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

    nog shame on u for picking on two poor defencless girls!!!!!!! u are so so mean!!!! taught the "faithful" were better than this!!!! :D
    Be careful, he'll be calling you dirty too and he will want you to shine his whatever and not only that, if you are his cousin, he will move into your mud hut!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    CuteStuff wrote: »
    I am a blonde and will be your fantasy nog. Im a dirty blonde that will shine your whatever!

    Fixed that for you. I know its what you meant to say but hey I know you are shy.

    Its ok


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭sweetlass


    TheNog wrote: »
    They started it. The sooner more fellas come in here and help me out the better.

    /goes off in search of Eroo



    not dirty definitely not

    /sings the Offaly Rover:

    a rover I have been and a rover I will stay
    but to that faithful county I will return some day
    Uibh Fhaile how I love you with your heather scented air
    silently the peaceful brosna calls her sons from far and near

    Oh Kinnitty I long to see
    when the woodbine’s in full bloom
    or stroll the fields around Ferbane hear the wild birds in full tune
    at Clonmacnoise I see you
    onto Banagher we’ll stray
    where the fishermen will drink and tear of the ones that got away

    Though dead are still in exile
    are some friends I used to know
    still I must pass Killoughy
    where great sportmen are laid low
    By Croghan HillI see you
    where in childhood I did play
    so adieu to you beloved Slieve Bloom
    I must be on my way

    Pile the brown turf on the fire bring the keg in from the barn
    let the blacksmith sing his rebel song and the poacher tell his yarn
    come close my friends and neighbors fill your glasses to the brim
    as we toast our Offaly heros from the heather, hill and glen





    well sang in clara by mr cowen!!!!!!! are u from any of the towns in the Offaly Rover???:o


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  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    TheNog wrote: »
    Fixed that for you. I know its what you meant to say but hey I know you are shy.

    Its ok
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D Will you stop. I am supposed to be working and I think the boss will suspect I'm not doing that urgent report with the stupid grin on my face!!! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    sweetlass wrote: »
    well sang in clara by mr cowen!!!!!!! are u from any of the towns in the Offaly Rover???:o

    8th line up the bottom. A bit of history for ye, Croghan hill is Irelands only extinct volcano. Another piece, I once went that hill on the bonnet of a car and went straight through a gorse bush. Shit that hurt

    Dont tell me I never taught ye anything


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭sweetlass


    CuteStuff wrote: »
    Be careful, he'll be calling you dirty too and he will want you to shine his whatever and not only that, if you are his cousin, he will move into your mud hut!


    Cutestuff you re well able to handle them!!!! :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    sweetlass wrote: »
    Cutestuff you re well able to handle them!!!! Skop garda training go for commissioner!!!!!!!!!!:p
    I think its the 'handling' that gets Nog worked up!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭sweetlass


    But if the three of us "emontionally" bully him he might leave and there is a position!!! i reckon we could break him down.... :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    sweetlass wrote: »
    Best thing to come out of Croghan is the road to Rhode!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::D:D:D:D:D:D ha ha ha ha ha ha

    you disrespecting my home village?
    joanne30 wrote: »
    Jobs taken already TheNog aka Fachtna:D

    careful now, never know who might be watching

    BabyPeephole.jpg
    joanne30 wrote: »
    No rub it hard enough and you'll get three wishes:D

    not three wishes, all your wishes will come true :D:D:D
    sweetlass wrote: »
    But if the three of us "emontionally" bully him he might leave and there is a position!!! i reckon we could break him down.... :D:D

    You will never succeed. I have a very relaxed personality usually. I will prevail!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    I'm starting to feel sorry for him now.... No wait a minute.. That was just a bit of indigestion... Carry on....


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭TheNog


    CuteStuff wrote: »
    That was just a bit of indigestion... Carry on....

    bit early in the day for pizza dont ye think


    ye stil look good though

    binge.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭sweetlass


    :cool: he thinks he can prevail but we know different!!! especially coming from Croghan village!!! it only a matter of time............................


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  • Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭CuteStuff


    Maybe we should re name this thread "Pick on the Nog and Offaly" :D
    Stop with the sneaky camera Nog!!! I'll get you!!


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