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27-02-2009 11:23am#1
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Brown nose much??:P:D
Shoulda outlined one rule for this thread, never, never slag of THE NOGI'm just waiting until someone comes in here and asks does anybody know if there will be a recruitment campaign in '09!!
(Just PM Nog and ask!)
No PMs to me please!!!! Its like everyone thinks Im Facthna
Just wondering I just bought a new car, waiting for insurance disc /tax to be issued.How much time do the Gardai give you to have them?
-1 to Joanne. this is not a funny post!!!
for the disc you should have it on your windscreen within 10 days. You may also be asked to produce the certificate within 10 days at a station.0 -
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You see, if you're going to make it that easy . . .Right so lets start coming together and see who is the real comedians of the forum.
/goes off in search of Deadwood
Yes, i'm 14.
How do you think he became commissioner?Brown nose much??:P:DNo PMs to me please!!!! Its like everyone thinks Im Facthna
But...you...said....
I feel so used.
I'll give Biffo another 7% to see that!Now he's up his own behind!.0 -
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You see, if you're going to make it that easy . . .
Yes, i'm 14.
Just providing you with the material to get started.But...you...said....
I feel so used.
You should be used to it. Your in the guards!!!I'll give Biffo another 7% to see that!
jeez well if your earning that much you can give it to me!!! 0 -
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don't get me started on men from Offaly, shine there boots and there anybodys..
Not entirely true. Sure we are all a bit of an Adonis in Offaly
Offaly...? Didn't know they had men.. or women there.. or anyone for that matter!
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Ok so now the two dirty minded girls are gone her is a couple of posts I stole from the ES General thread. Funny stuffAh the old days of innocence and Ladybird books....
Also in the same series:
In the interest of assisting the careers of all uniform members on boards who aspire to be detectives I have decided to post the official DDU guide.
Here is the introduction and chapters 1&2. The remaining chapters will be posted over the coming days.
There WILL be an exam in early April, as with all Garda exams strict rules apply. PM me for the paper.Official DDU Guide
By: D/Inspector Gravy Trainer
Mission Statement
To achieve the highest attainable level of
Overtime, Sub, Travel and Free Grub
Introduction
With reference to the above, please find the Official DDU Guide compiled by D/Inspector Gravy Trainer for issue to all new DDU members. Please destroy (by eating) this document as soon as you’ve memorised it. Under no circumstances should this document fall into the greasy hands of any wooden tops (uniform members).
Chapter 1 – Useful Phrases
• We’re on the grub
• We’re on enquiries
• We’re on files
• We’re in court
• We’re on escorts
• We’re DDU
Chapter 2 – Suitable Attire
• Tweed Jacket (patches are not optional and must be worn at all times)
• Brown Shoes
• Moustache (optional, but must be worn for court and conferences)0 -
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If I tell you that information you’d know who I am or not, I’ll have to speak to my solicitor about that!!!!
Just wanted to make sure that the person who has been talking dirty to me for the past 2 days isnt my first cousin!!!This Joanne D is she good looking
Do I detect a note of jealousy? :P0 -
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Look at me he thought I was his first cousin,
Did not. I was wondering if you were my cousinsingled me out
god you love yourselfand start chatting me up.
Then blamed me!
Yeah, and? It is your fault, both of ye. Before I was this sweet innocent man with not a care in the world. Now Im having nightmares just chatting with ye two.Married to first cousin or second???
Married? Hell no way0 -
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haha! Do you mean approval to shine your boots..... or whatever?I'd say more of whatever...
yeah more of the "whatever". At least Im honest
Im gonna make some guesses here about what you look like judging on your post below from a couple of minutes agoI don't think we will ever understand.
Your blondeso lets just keep the fingers crossed.
and for the finale, is this you?
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lovin the action in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
nog shame on u for picking on two poor defencless girls!!!!!!! u are so so mean!!!! taught the "faithful" were better than this!!!!
They started it. The sooner more fellas come in here and help me out the better.
/goes off in search of ErooDirty Garda from Offaly....
not dirty definitely not
/sings the Offaly Rover:
a rover I have been and a rover I will stay
but to that faithful county I will return some day
Uibh Fhaile how I love you with your heather scented air
silently the peaceful brosna calls her sons from far and near
Oh Kinnitty I long to see
when the woodbine’s in full bloom
or stroll the fields around Ferbane hear the wild birds in full tune
at Clonmacnoise I see you
onto Banagher we’ll stray
where the fishermen will drink and tear of the ones that got away
Though dead are still in exile
are some friends I used to know
still I must pass Killoughy
where great sportmen are laid low
By Croghan HillI see you
where in childhood I did play
so adieu to you beloved Slieve Bloom
I must be on my way
Pile the brown turf on the fire bring the keg in from the barn
let the blacksmith sing his rebel song and the poacher tell his yarn
come close my friends and neighbors fill your glasses to the brim
as we toast our Offaly heros from the heather, hill and glen
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Be careful, he'll be calling you dirty too and he will want you to shine his whatever and not only that, if you are his cousin, he will move into your mud hut!lovin the action in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
nog shame on u for picking on two poor defencless girls!!!!!!! u are so so mean!!!! taught the "faithful" were better than this!!!!0 -
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