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  • The guy I was leaving with was a guy I was shifting from my course and the guy we stopped to help was his housemate, also in my course. That COULD have made things awkward to say the least.

    Convent sounds like a good plan at the moment :confused:

    #pharmcest Why no orgy? :p
    Convents are great you get free anal beads and a dildo rosary beads and a cross




  • Go on my son. Dreading coming home for the summer because the chances of meeting someone are slim to nil

    Live life, love celibacy

    Just increase the search distance on tinder. Sex is always worth travelling for




  • Just increase the search distance on tinder. Sex is always worth travelling for

    So is the convent. Im having NUN of this. :pac: Dont CROSS me junco, or I will CRUCIFY you. You seem to be making a HABIT of doing so.




  • I've realised over the past while that fwb doesn't work for me. So, celibacy it is!

    It's really not that hard to make work. Communication is key. You can have a lot of fun. Which is what sex is all about after all. if you're two like minded people with similar interests and you get on it can be pretty easy to just hang out like friends one day and do an accurate rabbit impression the next. . Without the added stress of being each others one and only.




  • HugsiePie wrote: »
    Dont CROSS me junco, or I will CRUCIFY you.
    They say pain can be pleasure. I'm down
    For trying. :P


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  • HugsiePie wrote: »
    Get down on your knees boy, beg for mercy, confess to me all your guilty pleasures and immoral thoughts.

    Only then can I give you your punishment.





    3 hail marys and an our father.


    I've been a very bad...... Catholic.




  • Hashtag best thread of the month lol. Actually in stitches over the two of you.

    Tbf junco is right sex is always worth travelling for specially if you don't want a dry season




  • Before I became a hermit for the last month or 2 due to studying for exams and I had the outrageous luck of going out 3 nights in the space of a week and a half and bringing home the same girl who I had never really talked to before each night :cool: :P


    Even still, I'm getting uneasy at this point :pac:




  • I went out to costelloes the other night. Bopping to Psycho Killer upstairs when this girl starts dancing with me. she's giving the dirty dancing a real go; Has caught my attention. Leans into my ear. "Will you dance with my sister?"

    I was so confused. One second her hips are in my crotch the next she's trying to pawn her sister off on me. Admittedly her sister is really pretty but she's just so so so drunk and I don't have it in me to be advantage taker.

    The saga of the dry spell continues




  • I went out to costelloes the other night. Bopping to Psycho Killer upstairs when this girl starts dancing with me. she's giving the dirty dancing a real go; Has caught my attention. Leans into my ear. "Will you dance with my sister?"

    I was so confused. One second her hips are in my crotch the next she's trying to pawn her sister off on me. Admittedly her sister is really pretty but she's just so so so drunk and I don't have it in me to be advantage taker.

    The saga of the dry spell continues

    That was a clear hint for a potential threesome....you idiot :pac:


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  • That was a clear hint for a potential threesome....you idiot :pac:

    The second one I've passed up on accidentally so.
    I deserve this dry spell :P




  • The second one I've passed up on accidentally so.
    I deserve this dry spell :P

    Meh moral victories and all that by not thinking with your d*ck all the time!










    You absolute bloody idiot what the hell were you thinking :p




  • I lost the lad I was shifting all night last night and I was literally a misery at 2am making the way home to spoon with my Hillbillies




  • Dem feels when you think you like one of your best friends and she possibly likes you back but no way could you chance it...le sigh




  • Dem feels when you think you like one of your best friends and she possibly likes you back but no way could you chance it...le sigh

    go for it




  • I thought I'd get to my mid to late twenties before my mother started on the whole
    "So when are you having kids" spiel.
    Nope; 22, single. Still stuck in the casual sex mindframe
    Yet nearly every conversation we have ends with. "Now go procreate"
    Not going to trick me that easily mam. I've seen what kids have done to my friends.

    . .
    ( _ )




  • I thought I'd get to my mid to late twenties before my mother started on the whole
    "So when are you having kids" spiel.
    Nope; 22, single. Still stuck in the casual sex mindframe
    Yet nearly every conversation we have ends with. "Now go procreate"
    Not going to trick me that easily mam. I've seen what kids have done to my friends.

    . .
    ( _ )

    I'm 20 and never had a gf, and I'm not the most sociable in general, and my mam's already cast me a bachelor for life. She's constant saying to people that my younger brother is her only hope to be a granny




  • I thought I'd get to my mid to late twenties before my mother started on the whole
    "So when are you having kids" spiel.
    Nope; 22, single. Still stuck in the casual sex mindframe
    Yet nearly every conversation we have ends with. "Now go procreate"
    Not going to trick me that easily mam. I've seen what kids have done to my friends.

    . .
    ( _ )

    "Now let's go procreate!" was the catchphrase in the porn-parody of the Power Rangers - Power Bangers: Jizz Force.




  • HugsiePie wrote: »
    And I wonder how you know that ;)

    I wrote and directed it.

    You've no idea how difficult it is to make a penis pun out of "Megazord". Though the whole monsters getting bigger after the first time provides a really nice second act.




  • I broke the bout of celibacy after the medicine ball on Saturday. First time ever going home with a "stranger"... so I'm having a weird "what happens now?". I'm not looking for anything atm so not bothered if he doesn't get in touch but should I? WHAT'S THE PROTOCOL?


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  • Depends...did he give you his number? Did you give yours?




  • I broke the bout of celibacy after the medicine ball on Saturday. First time ever going home with a "stranger"... so I'm having a weird "what happens now?". I'm not looking for anything atm so not bothered if he doesn't get in touch but should I? WHAT'S THE PROTOCOL?

    Get in touch if you like him or wanna see him again...if not, there's no harm done!




  • Only ever had one experience like that, going back a few years now. She was only in town for the weekend and made her intentions clear! She gave me her number anyway but we never made contact again in the end.

    Everyone is different though!




  • Got his snapchat, the facebook add and instagram follow but no phone number! :rolleyes:

    Don't really know what the protocol is with these things. He stayed until like half two the next day and was on about going on a date sometime but we've many mutual friends so was like but "yeah you've study week/exams coming up so we will figure something out"

    V nice guy, got on well, wouldn't mind meeting him so realisitically should get in contact with him but I'm manic with college until the 17th so is there any point?

    Eugh I'm v bad with this kind of thing




  • Got his snapchat, the facebook add and instagram follow but no phone number! :rolleyes:

    Don't really know what the protocol is with these things. He stayed until like half two the next day and was on about going on a date sometime but we've many mutual friends so was like but "yeah you've study week/exams coming up so we will figure something out"

    V nice guy, got on well, wouldn't mind meeting him so realisitically should get in contact with him but I'm manic with college until the 17th so is there any point?

    Eugh I'm v bad with this kind of thing

    If you want to see him again, even if you don't have the time before Christmas, what does it hurt to send a message saying "Would love to meet up, but am manic with college until the 17th, wanna meet up after Christmas around New Years?"

    If it's not worth waiting a few weeks, then no big loss.


    Usual caveat of my total and utter lack of experience with relationships.




  • wnolan1992 wrote: »
    If you want to see him again, even if you don't have the time before Christmas, what does it hurt to send a message saying "Would love to meet up, but am manic with college until the 17th, wanna meet up after Christmas around New Years?"

    If it's not worth waiting a few weeks, then no big loss.


    Usual caveat of my total and utter lack of experience with relationships.

    You've the right idea tbh, sure I might send some sort of message and see if anything comes of it. The worst that happens is he doesn't reply :o
    HugsiePie wrote: »
    Ooooh how 21st century!

    That is literally all I came here to say...procrastination is a bitch

    I know, I literally thought that myself as he walked out the door. Should've just blatantly asked for a phone number :rolleyes:




  • Ah being friends on Facebook is more than good enough, you can just send him a message. Anyway I think message him. You do want to see him again, he seems like a nice guy and ye had a nice time. If he's not up for it, you won't go to pieces over it, but you'll have given it a shot and there's nothing wrong with that at all. :)




  • There was a time... Read the posts that follow

    :D




  • There was a time... Read the posts that follow

    :D

    HAHAHAHAHA OMG that's a bit traumatising. At least my romantic endeavours have clearly improved somewhat since then!!
    I'm actually roaring laughing bahaha


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  • So that's a no then... :(





    (JK)


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