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The man flu, Support Thread....

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    #1292
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Ah get on with it, few pain killers and some benelyn 4flu will sort ya! :D


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    #1293
    Witcher
    Registered Users Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    News Shocker: Flu is bad


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    #1294
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,431 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    "no sign of recovery in sight"

    Blindness - you have it bad.


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    #1295
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Christ lads how do you get through it?? I've been literally DYING for the last twenty four hours and no sign of recovery in sight. :(

    How do you lads do it????

    But you have to be a man to get manflu? :confused:


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    #1296
    Eathrin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    literally DYING

    Fúck me that's a bad flu:eek:


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    #1297
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Where's that support thread?


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    #1298
    Giruilla
    Registered Users Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Giruilla


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Doggie style, missionary, wheelbarrow.

    Whatever's on offer.

    :pac:


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    #1299
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    Where's that support thread?

    Sigh.

    I know, i know.

    Merged with snot.


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    #1300
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    There's a man flu support thread!!! OMG! That's brilliant.

    Keep the sympathies rolling in, I'll need them to help me through the night; that's if I make it through the night


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    #1301
    nice_very
    Registered Users Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    FFS will you all man the feck up...... Man Flu ffs more like pussy flu


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    #1302
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    nice_very wrote: »
    FFS will you all man the feck up...... Man Flu ffs more like pussy flu

    Your mocking of our plight is most unwelcome.


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    #1303
    Quandary
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Quandary


    nice_very wrote: »
    FFS will you all man the feck up...... Man Flu ffs more like pussy flu

    Pfffft

    Now you're just making things up, that's not even a real affliction...


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    #1304
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    I have succumbed, I fear there is no cure. I would like to donate my post count to charity. Please someone wipe my laptop of all nickelback....

    *slumps over*


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    #1305
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    PHIL106???...WAKE UP....DON'T GO ASLEEP. IT COULD BE FATAL FOR YOU...

    Try to do some manly things like shave with a real badger-hair shaving brush..(feic the tree huggers) ...or if you don't feel you have the energy for that....tell your OH to make you a full Irish breakfast served up in bed with a copy of The Racing Post...don't succumb to this terrible disease....we have lost too many to date....:(


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    #1306
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    phill106 wrote: »
    I have succumbed, I fear there is no cure. I would like to donate my post count to charity. Please someone wipe my laptop of all nickelback....

    *slumps over*

    there no cure for you you like nickelback


    well throw you on the walking dead pile at least when some one put s a pick axe threw your head itle give use some sort of satisfaction... :cool:


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    #1307
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Snowie wrote: »
    there no cure for you you like nickelback


    well throw you on the walking dead pile at least when some one put s a pick axe threw your head itle give use some sort of satisfaction... :cool:

    Don't listen to Snowie ....only guys who like Jedward can't be cured of manflu....seriously....only the other day, a Phil Collins fan made a miraculous recovery ....so musical taste isn't a factor ...


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    #1308
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Cicero wrote: »
    Don't listen to Snowie ....only guys who like Jedward can't be cured of manflu....seriously....only the other day, a Phil Collins fan made a miraculous recovery ....so musical taste isn't a factor ...

    i started this thread I'm an the biggest activist of man flu ever how dare you say such things :mad:

    Musical taste is a factor... and i heard hipster also turn into zomsters :eek:

    [pretentous zombies :D


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    #1309
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Snowie wrote: »
    there no cure for you you like nickelback


    well throw you on the walking dead pile at least when some one put s a pick axe threw your head itle give use some sort of satisfaction... :cool:
    "Bring out your dead, bring out your dead."

    *Ali sniggers nastily


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    #1310
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,431 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Uurrrggghhhhh


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    #1311
    Quandary
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Quandary


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Uurrrggghhhhh

    Stay strong brother. The road ahead is long and arduous but with the help and support of your family & friends you will get there.

    I sincerely hope you have a considerate girlfriend/wife/partner to tend you in your time of need.


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    #1312
    Pudsy33
    Registered Users Posts: 10,739 ✭✭✭✭Pudsy33


    Just back from astro and I'm definitely coming down with it. Balls.


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    #1313
    TheSpecialOne
    Registered Users Posts: 695 ✭✭✭TheSpecialOne


    Pudsy33 wrote: »
    Just back from astro and I'm definitely coming down with it. Balls.

    Im fecked after last night playing football...Stay strong Brah!


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    #1314
    flanzer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭flanzer


    It's slowly but surely mutating around my body right now. Head heavy, Legs ache, arms beginning to ache. I think I'm going to have to call an ambulance to get home :(


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    #1315
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Uurrrggghhhhh

    The Uurrrggghhhhhh stage of the manflu, the transitional stage just before we morph into a helpless baby. On no account do any chores, just sit their and watch tele. If you don't get reassurance from your partner, moan like there is no tomorrow.

    Sorry man I am so desperately sorry for you**sniff sniff**

    This is a terribly sad thread, boards men being with manflu, desperate.


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    #1316
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I had the manflu over the weekend, shocking stuff. Got some antihistamines and it cleared right up though.


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    #1317
    flanzer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Lads, seriously I'm indoors wearing a full set of clothing and a North Face jacket with the heat on full blast, but I may as well be sitting in my birthday suit on an iceberg on the Bering Sea.

    I'm losing all hope of ever making a full recovery


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    #1318
    TheBody
    Registered Users Posts: 5,621 ✭✭✭TheBody


    So good people of after hours, I've got the man flu. I was thinking of drinking my own piss as a home remedy but thought better of it.

    So I am wondering if all ye out in internet land can come up with a true "after hours" cure (funny/gross etc)?


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    #1319
    jokettle
    Registered Users Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    Man up and stop whining.

    Or, wrap yourself up warm and take lots of fluids. Whatever floats your boat.


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    #1320
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=59887422

    take a number and have a seat.


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    #1321
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    There's no such thing as the man flu, just weak men that miss there mothers.


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