Welcome New Mod of AH, Dudess

Pighead

Congratulations Dudess.May your first banning be everything you always hoped it would be.You getting the job reminds Pighead of that time 6th went for the job but didn't get it or that other time rb_ie went for it and didn't get it either. Its funny the way the old brain goes off on tangents sometimes.

Happy modding buddy!

Earthhorse

Heh, this thread is a hellhole, but I just wanted to say congratulations Dudess. Looks like democracy-dictatorship works after all!

Kur4mA

LAWL! Firstly, congrats to Dudess. From reading your posts over the past while I can tell you're quite level headed and all that.

Secondly, this is the most entertaining post I've read on AH for a LOOONG time and we need a lot more of it. I think you should post here more often WWM.

Einstein

Myth wrote: »

Yes. Now drop your pants for the medical.

awwwww yeeaaaa

Bom chica wah wah....

tolosenc

Kungrajoolayshuns.

Marksie

Congrats Dudess: Smite them O mighty smiter

Santa Claus

witchywoman wrote: »

i must say, having watched this thread with intrigue i am disappointed. I originally thought that the people posting on after hours were mature ,well adjusted adults. To find that the whole thing is a piss take is really not appealing, how regular posters can be cajouled, ridiculed, made fun of, and for the whole thing to be kept up for days is sad. I never knew there were so many people queueing up to do it, considering that theres no financial reward entailled, it just goes to show ya how many power hungry people there are on here. A disgraceful exercise .......

Be off with you to PI !

Actually could a system be implemented where well adjusted adults like this are confined to PI and politics and not allowed anywhere else on boards ??


And might I take this opputtunity to say that I whole-handedly welcome on our new overlady !

Dudess

*gulp*... you guys!... *sniff* *sob*

Sierra Oscar

Dudess wrote: »

*gulp*... you guys!... *sniff* *sob*

Congrats Dudess!

Santa Claus

Silverfish wrote: »

Afaik, moderators don't have the ability to pre-empt what a poster is going to do, nor do we have time to 'set them straight' before they do what they are going to do.

They don't yet....but if the Microwave and Time Machine forum gets approved, it won't be long before we have time travelling mods banning posters before they've even registered !

randylonghorn

Santa Claus wrote: »

Be off with you to PI !

Actually could a system be implemented where overly serious adults like this are confined to PI and politics and not allowed anywhere else on boards ?

PI has enough of them, tbh. Politics and soccer ftw.

thefinalstage

Dudess wrote: »

*gulp*... you guys!... *sniff* *sob*

Tranny! *MAY THE BAN HAMMER FALL!*

Terry

Deep breath and...

leninbenjamin wrote: »

cf. earlier post.

Do I have to give you head now?

Karoma wrote: »

He didn't manage to get one. I pestered. I checked. He didn't. He's going soft...

Lack of boobies will do that.

witchywoman wrote: »

i must say, having watched this thread with intrigue i am disappointed. I originally thought that the people posting on after hours were mature ,well adjusted adults. To find that the whole thing is a piss take is really not appealing, how regular posters can be cajouled, ridiculed, made fun of, and for the whole thing to be kept up for days is sad. I never knew there were so many people queueing up to do it, considering that theres no financial reward entailled, it just goes to show ya how many power hungry people there are on here. A disgraceful exercise .......

Huh?

witchywoman wrote: »

perhaps , I did not phrase that correctly!! Of course , the forum is not too serious, its the way this moderator thread has gone on that I find strange, I really didnt realise that hundreds of posters were wanting to get their sweaty little paws on the title. Sad, plus the fact that powers that be showed themselves up to be nothing more than piss takers.

Come again?

witchywoman wrote: »

believe it or not ive read the whole thing from start to finish!!I like the jibe about local government, youve obviously taken the time to look me up! YOUD BE SUPRISED HOW MANY BRAIN CELLS A FEMALE HAS.

You'd be surprised by how many brain cells a woman has..

witchywoman wrote: »

I WOULDNT MODERATE YOUR FORUM IF YOU BEGGED, I have no issue with the chosen boardsie, I wish her well. You can stick your forum where the sun dont shine, you insulting fcuk.If the only reply mechanism you have is to bully people into shutting up , then you are indeed a b****x. Feel free to ban me.

Banned.

Karoma wrote: »

Why would I ban you? You're entitled to an opinion. You do disappoint me, however. I originally thought you were a mature, well-adjusted adult.

For abusive posting.

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

bully people?

where is the bullying?

again, i ask for the proof. you seem to be missing that in most of your 'points'

and last i looked, we didnt beg anyone to mod. we asked people to apply.

seriously, if thatst the best you can come up with, im loath to actually ban you. i think youre hilarious. we really need some more outbursts. maybe i should let 6th back in!

to hell with it!

Karoma, im going for a smoke, klet 6th and Feelgood back in, let em know, and dont ban witchywoman. SHe shall be used as a lesson to other posters that taking the interweb too seriously can cause stress.

really. Im still appalled at your behaviour. you do nothing for woman kind with that sort of child like tantrum. If I was a chick id be disgusted at you right now (and then Id go and feel my own breasts for the rest of the day)

Damn it. No ban then.

Mordeth wrote: »

if I was a chick I'd be touching my breasts all day too.

actually I'm male and I still touch my breasts whenever I get the chance.

Two hands. One for the boobies and one for the cock.

Dudess wrote: »

Bugger... walked into that one didn't I?

Backed into it.

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

you cant ban me.

muahahahahahahahaha.


but youre aright about the missus. be afraid, be very afraid.

and we will have no more discussions about Dudess's breasts please.



my powers, they wane.....

I'm not afraid of her. She's on the other side of the world.

Dudess wrote: »

Now that I have the power to rewrite history and distort reality, I'm actually a bloke.

So when you're a moderator do you dream about Boards due to over-exposure to it? And do flashes of it appear in your mind when you're offline? And do you start treating everything in life (e.g. conversations, text messages etc) as Boards conversations?

I do sometims dream about boards.
When it starts, then you know it's time to get away from the keyboard for a while.

witchywoman wrote: »

Thank you, for having the manners to shed some light on it. I dont have a problem with the chosen one, as some posters seem to think. Nor do I have any desire to moderate this or any forum. Having read the whole original thread from start to finish I was suprised at some of the posts from the moderators.I am as humourous as any other boardsie and I dont have any affiliation with other posters including 6th , but I do think that he was unfairly dealt with, why on earth he wasnt put straight before he exploded and made a show of himself? Surely common decency should have prevailed.

He broke the rules. Simple as that.

Silverfish wrote: »

Afaik, moderators don't have the ability to pre-empt what a poster is going to do, nor do we have time to 'set them straight' before they do what they are going to do.

I do.

leninbenjamin wrote: »

yeah you're allowed a 10 minute break when the database backup occurs but you still have to be on stand by just in case it explodes or something and they need volunteers to put out the blaze.

No ten minute break. You have to keep pressing F5 until boards comes back online.

Deleted User wrote: »

Funnily enough I had a boards-related ream once. Was quite arousing.. ehm ..

The hookers are only for the mods.

Binomate wrote: »

It's me. I'm da mod in da op.

Who let you back in?


Congrats, Dudess.
Best of luck.

Jesus, that was one heckuva a long breath!

thefinalstage

Deleted User wrote: »

Jesus, that was one heckuva a long breath!

No, just lots of short ones.

thelastangryman

thelastangryman wrote: »

No, just lots of short ones.

[insert blowjob innuendo connecting to short breaths]

Man, I'm too lazy to come up with anything.

Santa Claus

Terry wrote: »

Deep breath and...

Do I have to give you head now?



Lack of boobies will do that.



Come again?



Two hands. One for the boobies and one for the cock.

Anyone else spot this subliminal message in Terrys mega-multi-quote post ??

Genghiz Cohen

Good luck Dudess!

Now I must enquier, what made the mod's choose Dudess over anyone else?
Good grammer?
Never banned/warned or anything?
Funny?

What?
Tell me! I crave t3h kn0w|3ge!

Santa Claus

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Good luck Dudess!

Now I must enquier, what made the mod's choose Dudess over anyone else?
Good grammer?
Never banned/warned or anything?
Funny?

What?
Tell me! I crave t3h kn0w|3ge!

11th Commandment....Thou shalt not question the decisions of the mods (except in feedback) !

I heard there was sexual favours involved in the decision though

randylonghorn

Santa Claus wrote: »

I heard there was sexual favours involved in the decision though

I heard there weren't. That's what worries me ... all the old traditions are being discarded!

Jesus Wept

randylonghorn wrote: »

I heard there weren't. That's what worries me ... all the old traditions are being discarded!

Randy meet Terry, Terry meet Randy.

Karoma

Oh, new movie: "When Randy Met Terry".

I won't have whatever they're having. It's a sin against God and against nature.

Jesus Wept

Sleepless in After Hours?

pid()

The-Rigger wrote: »

Sleepless in After Hours?

Are you saying the mods in AH have aids?

A-Trak

pid() wrote: »

Are you saying the mods in AH have aids?

LOL, think ya may possibly have mixed up two films there pid()
Although they both have Tom Hanks in them!

Jesus Wept

Indeed, that was a monumental leap you made there.

Winters

pid() wrote: »

Are you saying the mods in AH have aids?

Quick. Close the pool!

pid()

Damnit, I've been waiting to use that line for months now. >_>

randylonghorn

The-Rigger wrote: »

Randy meet Terry, Terry meet Randy.

Karoma wrote: »

Oh, new movie: "When Randy Met Terry".

I won't have whatever they're having. It's a sin against God and against nature.

Pfft! "When Randy met Tara" more like ... and no bloody fake orgasms either!

pid() wrote: »

Damnit, I've been waiting to use that line for months now. >_>

That's what you've been waiting for all this time?! O_o

Dudess

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Now I must enquier, what made the mod's choose Dudess over anyone else?
Good grammer?
Never banned/warned or anything?

Thanks GC
Oh I've been warned all right. Warned many a time.